Name: TURD FERGUSON
Uploaded: 2022-03-17T05:00:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'TURD FERGUSON' from TickleMeNorm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-17. Transcript available. Be Sad Now #normmacdonald #norm.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'TURD FERGUSON' from TickleMeNorm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-17. Transcript available. Be Sad Now #normmacdonald #norm.

And finally, back again, Burt Reynolds in a commanding lead with $14.
Hey, check out the podium. Look at this.
Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.
That's right. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.
Great.
What in the... Burt Reynolds, what are you doing here?
Yeah, that's not my name.
All right. Turd Ferguson.
Sorry I'm late. I had to pick up my podium from the grass.
Well, you're not late. You weren't invited.
Hey, I speak a little French. You're an ass bite. Pardon my French.
My name's French.
Yeah, well, who gives a damn?
Moving on.
Burt Reynolds.
That's not my name.
Okay.
Turd Ferguson.
Yeah, what do you want?
You buzzed in.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
Yeah, well, that's your opinion.
I'd like to solve the puzzle, Alex.
This isn't Wheel of Fortune.
Who is Andre the Giant?
Is that an answer to a question?
No, I was just wondering, uh...
Just wondering who is Andre the Giant.
Burt Reynolds.
I, uh, I just remembered.
You remembered what?
I remembered who, uh, Andre the Giant was.
He, uh...
He was a giant, and he went by the name of, uh...
Andre.
Why are you still talking about Andre the Giant?
Burt Reynolds.
Um, why don't you give me, uh, Andre the Giant for...
$1,000.
No, it's not a category.
Yeah, well, uh, why don't you give me, uh...
Why don't you give me eight tit for $200?
It's not eight tit.
This is the sound a doggy makes.
Burt Reynolds.
Who is, uh, Scooby-Doo?
No.
That was a funny dog, Scooby-Doo.
He drove around in a van and, uh, solved mysteries.
That is incorrect.
No, that's correct.
I remember, he had a pal scrapping it.
Mr. Vittles, what are you doing?
Yeah, I found this backstage, uh, oversized hat.
Funny.
No, it's not.
Sure do.
It's funny.
It's funny because it's, uh, bigger than a, you know, a normal hat.
I see that.
Get back to your podium.
Ha!
Take a look at that.
Yeah, I see it.
Go back to your podium.
It's not funny.
Good night.
My...
Get that off me!
Yeah, it was.
Good night.
But please, stop it!
I'm tired of this.
Good night.
This song, from a 1999 animated film about censorship, had a word censored from
its Oscar performance.
30 seconds, players.
Good luck.
You came up with this as your response for final.
Let's see.
What is the love ballad of turd Ferguson, PS, hi, mom.
Nope.
Sorry.
I heard that you tried to be on Jeopardy, but didn't quite make it.
Oh, that's right, yeah.
When I first came to Los Angeles, I, uh, I, uh, tried out for Jeopardy because
I didn't
have any money and I did it real good.
But then they started asking me questions about myself and I was like, let's
get back to the
game, huh?
So I failed the personality.
Because you weren't crazy enough.
Yeah, why do you have an interesting story?