Name: Norm Macdonald in Emoji Academy + Final Exam 2015 Chevrolet Commercial Series 480p
Uploaded: 2022-03-19T05:00:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald in Emoji Academy + Final Exam 2015 Chevrolet Commercial Series 480p' from TickleMeNorm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald in Emoji Academy + Final Exam 2015 Chevrolet Commercial Series 480p' from TickleMeNorm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-19. Transcript available.

Yello!
No, it's just something I say instead of hello now.
It's my thing.
Yes, certainly I can make an announcement for Chevrolet.
I'll tell you what.
Why don't you send it to me on my smartphone using an email?
And then I will respond on a Canada I can do all that stuff now.
Oh, it just came through.
Thanks.
What the...
How am I supposed to read this?
Oh, hi, I'm Norm.
Welcome to the Emoji Academy.
You'll be studying under Zendaya.
Jamie Chung.
And me, Ashley Benson.
Are you ready?
Yes.
No.
Next time on Emoji Academy.
What is this?
I don't know.
What is this?
I don't know.
Why that one?
I don't know.
Previously on Emoji Academy.
All right, let's do this.
Let the training begin.
X minus umbrella.
How.
Plus alien.
Plus poo.
Equals.
Happy face.
Got it?
Okay, let's do it again.
It's a kitty cat.
Nope.
This equals lipstick.
This equals blast.
Light as a feather.
Up.
Down.
That's right.
All right, how you feeling?
Good job.
That's definitely not a blast.
You should know this.
I think it's a blast.
Use the emojis to express how you feel.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
He won the emoji.
Let's kiss.
No, no, no, no.
Emojis can't kiss.
The emoji kiss symbol are lips.
That's a party line.
There you go.
Free party.
Lipstick.
Blast.
Yes.
Oh, isn't that the Chevrolet logo?
Is it?
Oh, isn't that the Chevrolet logo?
Is it?
Oh, yeah.
That's a party line.
Free party.
Lipstick.
Blast.
Yes.
Oh, isn't that the Chevrolet logo?
Is it?
Oh, yeah.
It's a party line.
It's a party line.
That's a party line.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's the Chevrolet look.
You're ready for your final test.
Next time on Emoji Academy.
Ow!
You hit me with a camera.
Why would you hit me with a camera?
Previously from Emoji Academy.
Norm, when you first came to me, the only things you texted were words.
But there comes a time in every man's life when he needs to express himself
through hamburgers and purple caterpillars and cats.
Cats.
Today's that day, Norm.
Today is that day.
Now, what are you gonna do?
Translate the Chevrolet Emoji announcement into words.
Yes, you are.
I believe in you.
I believe in you.
I believe in you.
Norm, remember what I said.
I believe in you.
Best new things since sliced bread.
Sporty ride. Change the world.
Finally I understand. This is not nonsense.
This is the only thing that is sense.
I am so proud of you, even if you didn't actually announce the announcement.
I couldn't have not not announced it without you.
Hi, I'm Norm MacDonald.
Confident translator of Emoji and also really successful and world famous
comedian.
Trust me, I'm very famous.
I am excited to translate an Emoji announcement on behalf of Chevrolet.
So take out your cameras, because I am about to make history.
In two days at the Fillmore Theatre at 7pm, a new Cruze will be born.
And you are going to love it.
The all new 2016 Cruze blends innovative technology, striking design and
impressive efficiency into one sporty ride.
Best new thing since sliced bread for stylish and socially connected people.
A Chevrolet spokesman said, quote, "We had the idea that the new Cruze could
change the world," unquote.
Design, athletic build, stylish and good looking.
Technology, seven connected 4G devices.
Cool.
First in its class to offer compatibility with Apple CarPlay and Android Auto.
Bluetooth compatible.
Touch screen, speakers, music.
Seating, seats five.
Fuel efficiency, the 2015 Cruze gets 35 miles per gallon highway.
The 2016 Cruze will get more, which is awesome.
Look at how much time will pass before you need to fill up your tank again.
Safety, ten airbags.
Comes with OnStar standard for six months.
Available, soon.
Coming in Spring 2016.
Available, globally.
In conclusion, get ready to go places in your Cruze.
It's got the technology and fuel efficiency you need, wrapped up in a fun ride.
So prepare to fall in love.
More information on Chevrolet models can be found at www.chevrolet.com.
And remember to believe in yourselves, because you too can learn to translate
the recently invented language of tiny cartoons.
Huh.
I never thought of it that way.
The Chevrolet Announce...
Translate the Chevrolet...
Translate the Chevrolet Emoji...
Translate the Chevrolet Emoji Announcement into words.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
The 2015 Cruze gets 35 million...
Ah, Chevy, you make me, you make me laugh and you make me think.
Boiler plate.
Founded in 1911 in Detroit, Chevrolet is now one of the world's largest brands.
Doing business in more than 115 countries.
And selling around 4.8 million cars and trucks a year.
Chevrolet provides customers with fuel efficient vehicles that feature engaging
performance.
The kind that makes the heart beat.
Passive and active safety features.
And easy to use technology.
All at a value.