Name: norm 29 gothem
Uploaded: 2022-03-27T05:00:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'norm 29 gothem' from TickleMeNorm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-27. Transcript available. Be Sad Now #normmacdonald #norm.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'norm 29 gothem' from TickleMeNorm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-27. Transcript available. Be Sad Now #normmacdonald #norm.

norm mcdonald
thank you thank you and welcome
you gotta fucking be exhausted
welcome to gotham comedy live this is a show like other shows except you can be
uh dirty
that's what guy told me
so uh fuck that shit because uh that's my favorite sentence
two-thirds of it's very dirty and the other one is not but you go you go fuck
that shit
that's why i talk about politics and stuff you're waiting at fuck that shit
and then people think i have an opinion but i don't
really
but a guy was just telling me hey listen bill cosby first of all
is my you know he's my hero i was as a kid because i always wanted to be like
him
and uh i got his albums tried to emulate him and but i didn't like his stand-up
but i like
the way he was as a man because this was before they didn't say he was a rapist
on the fucking
liner notes of the albums you know
as my buddy says the worst part of cosby was he was a hypocrite and i said i
don't think that was the worst part that was the worst part of the raping way
up high and then the second would be the drugging
and then the third would be the the scheming
but anyways hypocrisy would be way fucking down the line you know like on the
fourth page or some shit
like i'm no expert but i think probably uh most uh rapists are hypocrites
you know i mean you don't meet a lot of guys go i like to rape i don't give a
fuck
i know it's not politically correct thing to say
but i like raping
god damn at least he's not a hypocrite that's the worst
that's the worst part of it
but he uh
imagine you're a girl
some of you will be easier
no imagine you're a girl you're in a gift shop in vegas or some shit go i'm
gonna buy this snow globe
for my oh it's the most famous guy ever
cosby you know cosby's there
and he's like you want to go to my room it's the biggest room ever
and so you go yeah of course i want to go to your room
biggest star ever biggest room ever what the fuck
you don't have to be a girl you didn't fucking go
and then you go up and then you're like fuck look at this i've never seen
and he's like you want a glass of water you go yes that would be nice and then
you go
why is it purple
why is it fizzing
like in a monster movie just drink it it's famous people water
and then you drink it
and then everything goes fucking crazy and shit
they come out of it they're like what the fuck i was just in the gift shop
what's that cosby cock
i can swear that's a cosby cock
that's impossible
a cosby cock
why would there be a cosby cock in my face
wait a second i remember
i'll call for help hypocrisy
a man
committed hypocrisy on me
in room 10304204
there's too many numbers in the hotel room
god damn
cosby
but when you think about that show people go hypocrite and shit
but in a way
when you think about the show he had
he had a regular fucking life
but then what was his job
he looked in women's pussies and stuff
and you never saw they never showed you that part
so in a way maybe he wasn't a hypocrite
i don't even know what's wrong with hypocrisy anyways
what's the problem with hypocrisy you know
people are always against it
you know what i hate worse than anything
hypocrite
but imagine your life if you weren't a hypocrite
you know what i mean
like if you had a kid you go okay
uh billy you're seven years old now
uh you know what i mean
and then you tell them
who you really are
that's not a good idea
that's it yeah i'm billy
i'm gonna tell you some evil shit i did
through most of my life that i've been keeping from you
so cosby was a hypocrite
but uh it's like one of those little things
you know when people do like real bad things
and then they add on a little thing
it happens a lot in crime
and shit
like i remember uh
i'm just swearing because i can
like crime
fucking shit
but um
like uh they'll
sometimes a guy will commit a heinous crime
then they'll add
like some fucking uh
like i remember richard speck
you know some of you are old enough to remember this guy
he busted into a house
full of nurses
raped and killed
nine nurses
he was charged with eight counts of rape
eight counts of murder
one count of breaking and entering
so the whole defense became
i tell you that door was a little bit open
you could have jimmied that open
we're gonna take pictures of it
and show it to the jury
and blow them up
then the judge was like
alright fuck that one
cos judges are wise
like
like owls
so the judge knows
he doesn't want the guy
eight counts guilty
eight counts
guilty
and on the case of breaking and entering
innocent
and then he's like
hey what did i tell you everybody
waving at people with his orange thing
hey
a guy told me that
i don't know if you've heard this
bruce jenner
is gonna go back maybe
to being a man
did you hear that
that's an odd thing
because i remember him
of course as a woman
so it's hard for me to
picture what he'd even look like
as a man
i remember
because i'm from canada
so i remember he was in the
72 olympics
and he won the decathlon
you know
which is the
the best athlete in the world
was a woman
and
we didn't know at the time
because he kept it a secret
but i remember they put the gold medal
all around his
fucking big juicy tits
and that to me is when they should have
he should have just gone
i'm a lady
and then
that would have been good
for the lgbtq
the community
you know the community
i don't know if you've
been over
if you've seen them and shit
but
it's a nice community
and it would have been good
all the lgbtbl
i try to be inclusive
of all
letters
in the alphabet
but you know
then he
but he waited
that's the problem
he waited till he was 65
that's when
bruce jenner decided
to tell us
he was a lady
now i don't know about
you guys
but
to me
is there really
that much difference
between a 65 year old
at some point
you gotta realize
you're just some old thing
nobody wants to fuck
alright guys
don't
turn
your tv
and we'll be back
In a moment. Thanks, guys. You're awesome.