Name: Norm on Jay Leno
Uploaded: 2022-04-03T05:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm on Jay Leno' from TickleMeNorm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-03. Transcript available. Be Sad Now #normmacdonald #norm.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm on Jay Leno' from TickleMeNorm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-03. Transcript available. Be Sad Now #normmacdonald #norm.

hey michael hey nice shoes what are they gold you go no no they're uh yellow
i was a runner that's why i like michael when i was in college i was around i
was a great runner
too man i was the greatest but i wasn't uh i wasn't uh fast i wasn't fast you
know that
hurts your times you know when you're not fast coach always on your ass about
that you know
but i love man the olympics were great the gymnastics that was the other story
you know
the great gymnastics i love that watching the girls hopping and jumping around
there you know
you know and you like it you don't know what the hell's going on but you like
it you know
after a few days though you know you figure like an expert you know you know
you're watching you're
going like 8.5 8.5 what the hell what the hell was that guy thinking that was
like 8.6 or something
there eight point seemed to me like 8.6 okay he's nuts some of the sports were
lame too on the olympics
you know where they had like the shot foot i saw that you know and uh you know
even uh commentators
they don't know they do regular sports you know you know all of a sudden they
got to cover the
shot foot you know i don't know what to say you know guys like hey chuck that a
long way huh
not as far as that last guy though that last guy chucked it further right yeah
i think he's ahead
there bill because his went further than the other guy pretty sure he's ahead
the lamest though of all was the used to ever see that guy it's a sport fast
walking you ever see that
one it's just a guy walking fast you know the guys like walking as fast as he
can that's lame you know
yeah you got to figure guys like michael johnson are ribbing this guy around
the olympic village
you know like hey i saw you uh walking today that was something there yeah that
was that was good
man that was a brisk stroll you had going there today yeah you broke the 45
minute mile i heard
you said said it could never be done holy lord
sometimes they combine sports too in the olympics you ever see that where they
have two sports they're
good separately you know they try to combine them just make a mess of them you
know like i said it's
one guy run a hundred yard dash and then uh fish you know the guys guys fish in
there in a creek you
know like crazy
toughest sport of all the most grueling the decathlon that was the toughest you
know that's where the guy
you know he has to run and jump he has to jump he has to climb up a ladder or
something like that you
know i don't know all the i don't know all the things they have to do but they
have to do 10 you
know and then they're the greatest athletes in the world they're considering
you know they're 10 sports
and then at the end you know they get a gold medal you know which which sounds
good until you consider
it's the same gold medal they gave the uh fast walking guy you know it's like
that's not fair
crazy yeah that fast walking guy you shouldn't get a medal at all they should
you know they should
give him like a stick or something you know you know what i mean here you go a
stick there you go that's
for you a nice stick that's where you win a stick yeah you can hang that around
your neck there it's a
stick that's what you want i hope you wear some wooden shoes pal because you
want a stick that's
what you got all right okay folks hey hey good to see you again hey it's great
to be here jay have
you been watching the uh conventions you follow that oh yeah i'm watching every
day you know i love
dole you know he's my favorite guy and he uh why is that funny he's a great guy
he was happy now
he's getting happy you know yesterday i saw him at a convention he broke into a
huge half smile you
know oh yeah he's nice but you know all joking aside i know you love to joke
bob dole you know but
that guy he's a war hero you know yeah he's he gave his his uh arm for his
country you know he went
through all these debilitating injuries during the war for his country it was
great in all fairness though
bill clinton also he had a kind of some war injury really yeah when he was in
england there during the
vietnam war i heard he uh i heard he uh he had a bad injury he burned his mouth
on a bomb
but you see the only way bill clinton or bob dole can win really is if bill clinton
is rocked with
more scandals you know there's every day a new scandal comes up you know i
heard this one today
terrible scandal apparently bad way back when he was governor of arkansas bill
clinton apparently he got
really drunk one night and he had sex with uh hillary that's a shocking
shocking thing well you
begin your fourth season when uh september 28th yeah it's gonna be great norm
good to see you again
be right back right after this