Name: Theo Visits Bill Clinton's College Home
Uploaded: 2018-06-16T04:46:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Visits Bill Clinton's College Home' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-06-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Visits Bill Clinton's College Home' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-06-16. Transcript available.

we went over to university of arkansas i got to see bill and hillary's old
pad you know they had the house were built and bill clinton and hillary
clinton i guess i mean had sex at least once for chelsea
you know and uh but dude you could tell boy when you're riding around that town
you could feel that old billy was definitely because they have a lot of
hills in that area and they got a lot of hay bales and i
bet they called them uh hay bills because you could see old billy
old billy cleasy william clinton slipping off behind a hay bale
you know what i'm saying and establishing some real jurisdiction back there
but it was beautiful man look i'll tell you this beautiful school
university of arkansas thought it was going to be like this look i had my druthers
about it i had my you know i was like oh this place is going to be like this or
like this i mean you're talking to a you know i went to louisiana state
university for a while and so this is certainly even we're a rival
but man i was i was thoroughly impressed beautiful school
a lot of a lot of um a lot of
uh a lot of construction going on a lot of different um gradients of land
so you got you know a hill will just pop up out of nowhere so it just adds some
different levels you know in hills i mean
you know you got a hills the good thing about a hill is something can happen
behind it when you're out there on the flat flat
land dude you don't know i'm saying you ain't gonna have that much fun
but you got a hill boy even if you just got a like i said if you even just got
a
hay bale boy if you get that little makeshift freaking land pimple
then damn anything could happen right behind that thing boy
but it was nice to see man look i'll say this bill and hillary had a nice
little home over there
you know they had a nice little home and i bet if you get up in there they
probably got some uh
dirt i bet they got some dirty drawings and you know hidden under the floorboards
a little bit of uh
you know some different pictures of cooter and all of that because i'll say
this i remember when i was
young they had a man who um and i've told this on joe rogan's before they had
this dude named nick
and nick for four dollars would draw you a picture of some you know some sweet
crotch for the weekend
so on thursday night you give nick your money on friday he shows up
you know with that little hitter with that baby sketch you know
that sketch uh that'll i mean this sketch will just
dude even when you saw him pull the papers out of his pocket you get a little
bit erect
you know and so that was kind of scary because you wanted to get your little
picture and go look at
it and this dude could draw some serious
you know it was general it was general lay you know i'm not trying to be crass
but it was general labia
general whatever you know why i say and he would draw it up but man if you got
that little you got
one of nick's little four dollar hitters man you'd use that thing all weekend
at 13 14 years old
dude i'd rent out the bathroom at my house and just stay in that thing all
weekend just learning about
my body uh and so i bet i bet uh sweet billy clinton had a few of those hidden
in the walls over there
because there's no denying that that man you know prefers female genitalia to
his own
and i think that that's okay too i think that that's okay i think it's
obviously that he's in an
arranged marriage where he's allowed to do that sort of thing thank you guys
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