Name: The Fighter and The Kid Storms the Studio
Uploaded: 2018-07-21T20:26:55.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Fighter and The Kid Storms the Studio' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-07-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Fighter and The Kid Storms the Studio' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-07-21. Transcript available.

I don't know.
I'm certainly curious to see, you know, whatever you create and do next.
You just seem to keep staying busy, and I think everything comes out of that.
It's like, yeah, you know, if you just stay busy, things will happen.
Things, you know, get created, and, you know, you get to do fun stuff,
and it's exciting, you know.
It's fucking them again, isn't it?
Yeah, they are loud.
Fighter and the Kid?
Yeah.
Who's in there?
I don't know.
You should just bust in there after we yell at them.
Can I yell shut up?
Yeah, they're not going to be able to hear us.
Oh, for now, I don't want to do this.
It's a waste of yelling.
Let me do this.
Let's see what they do.
That's Theo.
He goes, is that Theo?
Shut up!
We could hear you over here paying $1,400 a month.
Shut the front door!
Fighter and the Kid!
They're both going to get their ass kicked!
One more word out of you, and I'm going to come over there and I'm going to
roll your ass!
All right.
It's Ray Liotta, you fuck!
That ain't Will Sasso, that big fucking Flintstone!
Have you guys ever thought of soundproofing?
This is unprofessional!
You fucking Kratom junkies!
Lay off the Kratom, you creeps!
Those guys are always hopped up on all types of rare uppers and stuff.
Really?
For GNC, yeah.
Oh, I drove past the GNC in Venice, and what's his name was out there before it
opened, dude.
That's...
Huh?
Calen?
Both of them.
It was Shalb, I think.
That's weird.
It was Shalb, I think.
Shown up to GNC before GNC opens.
I mean, I can understand a McDonald's for, you know, you're waiting for
breakfast, but that's weird.
Who is it?
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, my God, bro.
You look like a fucking...
Come on, get over here.
What's up, dude?
Oh, my God.
They were telling us you were at the GNC before it opened one day.
It's not like a dorm room.
I've been farting through my panties.
Yeah, you got the last farts in here.
Dude, we've been over this, Brian.
That's right.
Isn't that gorgeous?
Get older.
That's Brady Matthews, dude.
God damn it, Brady Matthews.
Yeah.
Yep, the exact same thing you said last time.
He's an adult, dude.
Exact same thing you said last time.
Look at these.
Should we bully them or no?
Hang on.
Who's your guest?
You're looking at him, bro.
What, bro?
Who's your fucking guest?
Just waiting, bro.
Hey, I'll come over after, man.
I'll be your guest.
Hey, we'll invite you on our show.
Oh, my God, dude.
Hey, well, is everything all right?
The fuck you want?
Everything's way okay, dude.
You want us to break all your stuff?
We'll break up all your shit.
Dude, half this shit is your old shit.
Yeah, we'll break it.
Yeah, we'll break it.
I don't like the vibes in here anymore.
Yeah, I don't like the fucking plans.
Yeah.
Do you guys think you should do something about the sound thing?
Yeah, get your shit together.
I don't even own a fucking place.
Dude.
You run shit.
You own another cubicle.
Damn, dude.
I don't know at all, bro.
You guys are leasing.
Bro, Brian's starting to look like...
Are they?
Brian's too.
Brian's too.
Really?
Brian's starting to look like your stepdad, dude.
Get your fucking life together, dude.
Hey, that's not fair.
Well, look, bro.
You guys are in shape.
No, you're starting to look Croatian, bro.
You got to fucking tighten up, dude.
Wow, you look third world, bro.
Croatian.
You look third world successful, dog.
You know what I'm saying, dude?
Yeah, but I'm wearing my special.
Yeah, no shit, bro.
No, don't say that.
No, you look okay, but the...
You're making me feel insecure right now.
No, you look fine.
It's the rest of you, though.
You're ruining my podcast!
That's all I'm talking about.
What do you mean, the rest of me?
What?
This shit is on, bro.
What is he saying?
You tell fucking D'Elia if he wants a strap to come and fucking get this bitch,
dude.
You have to look at that strap.
Yeah, it's a fucking belt, you piece of shit.
And it only costs $182, you cheap fucks, dude.
What the fuck is this?
Huh?
That's a real knife.
You got a knife?
Yeah.
When you pull, you got to draw blood.
And come and get those wooden shoes some guy made for you one time.
Dude, I don't know how terrible that was.
Those are made out of solid wood, dude.
Yeah, there's a worm living in one of them.
Yeah, I bet you do.
All right, we won't.
Yeah, get your shit together, dude.
No.
Guess what?
I don't like the way he's looking at us.
Oh, that guy has asthma.
I'm a premature baby.
You're an asthma?
That dude's a premature baby, dude.
Seven months, and look what he's doing.
Oh, my God.
Flex on him, bro.
Bro, he is flexing his snap.
He said, I have a good body.
One more strong flex.
He said he's going to break his own back, dude.
He does like Mountaineer.
Oh.
You guys are talking about comedy.
We're going to fucking talk about comedy.
My bad, guys.
Get a fucking guest, huh?
He had a huge con.
Yeah, dude.
If you're going to come back, we're fucking everybody.
Get a guest, bro.
Everybody get a guest.
Get a guest, bro.
Back off the kratom.
Back off the kratom.
You apes.
You apes.
Bro, your shirt, bro.
Dude, that shirt came with school supplies.
Get your fucking life together, dude.
Bro, that shirt is for a child.
That shirt is for a fat kid.
Yeah, I bet, dude.
Wow.
Does this happen every podcast?
No, it doesn't, bro.
Those guys are completely out of line, though.
That was fucked.
That was insane that they live right next door.
I mean, what are the odds of that?
Yeah.
Oh, it's happened before.
I mean, just, I mean, yeah.
This is the first time they've come over and started shit, though.
Yeah.
We'll see about that.
It's just the beginning, man.
Yeah.
I hope it's the end.
Yeah.
What's up, guys?
Sitting here with this marijuana plant.
I think also could be just a regular plant.
Could be poison ivy, bro.
I'm about to smoke myself in some itchy, itchy.
Just watch another clip since you're already here.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.