Name: Who would you eat? ft Bobby Lee and Theo Von
Uploaded: 2018-07-28T18:34:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Who would you eat? ft Bobby Lee and Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-07-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Who would you eat? ft Bobby Lee and Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-07-28. Transcript available.

let's take another question another call that came in hey theo this is rudy
from chicago
and i got a question for bobby bobby theo has stated at the joe rogan
experience
that if he was ever stranded in an island he would eat the asian guy first
now what would you taste like to theo or vice versa what would theo taste like
if you had to
eat him love the podcast guys would you eat white oh i i i would love to eat
white really yeah have a
little bit of fucking honky in the afternoon no i would do it out of anger
really yeah i feel like
you fake this role that you hate whites though i don't hate whites because a
lot of your friends
are white i've seen you with whites no i love whites eric griffin's half white
dude i i'm i'm white all
day i hang out whites all day yeah but what i'm saying that in an island
situation i would eat
like i would eat you because i know that i would be the first on your menu so i'm
going to get to you
first yeah because why would you want to eat asians first you know what it
happened with me i went on a
fast one time and i you know i mean people know this but i almost i fucking
they had this dude at the
best buy this this boy named ben and i think he might have been a man you don't
know you know you
guys are kind of hide and go seek when it comes to what age you are and but he
i was so hungry i
hadn't eaten in five days and i thought i could eat this man like everybody
kind of i just had this
weird thought come in my head like i could fucking eat this guy yeah and he was
vietnamese and i knew
the way you say that though vietnamese is real crazy like what do you mean vietnamese
vietnamese
i mean the way you say it i don't move my neck like that vietnamese it's like
it's like you're back
in nam and you're oh bro and you're kevin dylan and you you're shooting a vietnamese
guy's leg
and he's hopping up and down you go yeah dan's vietnamese dude you make it
sound like a condiment
dude yeah yeah i love the fries and the uh vietnamese on them you squirt a
little more vietnamese
on those dude no i say the vietz bruh you know what i'm saying yeah i'll
fucking gum down a vietnam
heartbeat man yeah i think yeah because vietnamese people to me very much a
delicacy very much edible
and very like passionate to the face yeah no man you don't think no man i think
that what are you
gonna eat i dare you eat a black woman dude she'll be pissed what are you gonna
fucking eat yeah her
just you know yeah you're having her leg but she's just sitting up there like
she's dead but she's
still that's her like reflexes you know i mean is that she no i would um let's
see we're stranded
i'll be honest with you it's not a race thing right it's who i could eat right
you know i mean so it's
like a baby the midget no the brad williams oh i could probably eat him i could
see i could
tackle him i doesn't matter i'm i'm heavier i do a double leg i'd sweep the leg
right sweep the leg
you're gonna be able to do that yeah it's all ankle to hit it's ankles
connected i know i'd sweep his
ankle yeah whatever the bottom half it's a long ankle yeah whatever the bottom
half of his body
it's like a foot and a half ankle right i would sweep it okay he'd get on his
back okay right i
would take a piece of bamboo i don't know what island we're on yeah right and i
would just repeatedly hit
his fucking yeah oh damn right then i would stick the bamboo like because his
head's off i would stick
it through that little opening we're from his net where his neck is and i would
stick the bamboo all
the way in his neck and i would just take pick pick him up like this like he's
a popsicle and have a
roasting fire and i would just roast him like that and with his clothes on it
as well right because
it'll just burn off right his clothes would burn off unless he's wearing
plastic and what kind of
condiment would you put on him oh i would just eat it raw i mean just eat it
like that
what part of the body would you have first that asshole big because midgets
have big asses
that fatty big ass right this fatty midget big ass dude you're going to hell
man no dude imagine
it melting your mouth that fat yeah and imagine then you going directly to
heaven yeah do not pass
heaven do not collect 200 you would eat the asian though i mean why can't it
eat a midget what's up
guys sitting here with this marijuana plant i think also could be just a
regular plant could be poison
ivy bro i'm about to smoke myself in some itchy itchy um just watch another
clip since you're already
here you know i'm saying