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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Shares His Orgasmic Meditation Experience with Nikki Glaser' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-09-05. Transcript available.

There's a couple ways I wanted to go. I wanted to talk about orgasmic
meditation because I got into that for a while.
I wanted to talk about some other things, but we're going to have to do it at a
different time.
Do you know how to do OM?
I was in there.
You got in and...
I was in, yeah. I was in for like six months.
Oh, dude, I got bit by a fucking Bichon up in Topanga Canyon touching some lady.
And it was all sanctioned. This was sanctioned by the commission or whatever.
This was legal.
Have you talked about this yet?
Huh? I don't know if we've talked about it.
People keep asking you to elaborate. I think it might be more interesting than
some of our questions.
Please elaborate, Theo. My ex-boyfriend was trained to do OM.
Really?
Yeah, and he did it to some strange woman.
Okay, I'll tell you what happened.
And I thought it was so hot. I know it's not hot. It's supposed to be very
mechanical.
So I... You know Pee-wee's Big Adventure, right? You remember that?
Yeah.
The film, right?
So they have this lovely lady who was an actress in it named E.G. Daly.
And she played Pee-wee's girlfriend. Can you bring her up, do you mind?
And she played Pee-wee's girlfriend in the original movie.
And she also was the voice of Tommy Pickles.
Oh my God.
Can you get it on here?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wow.
There we go.
So E.G. came on my podcast, allegedly, which was my original podcast with Matt
Weiss.
And she was awesome. She was extremely charming. And we kind of really related.
She's super,
super cool. And we related. And she invited me to this thing called Organistic
Renatation.
The second she spoke about it, I felt just into it.
Wow.
You can just click on just any of them. Maybe it's Tommy Pickles' one.
So the second she, you know, I felt into it. So next thing you know, she
invites me to
this place downtown. And we're in this. It's like a seminar. They got coffee
and, you know,
a little bit of, you know, some pineapple cuts, some cuts of pineapple and cuts
of different
fruits, you know, at the front. People's milling around and doing that. Next
thing you know,
they got a lady up in there. They closed the doors. About 250 people in there.
They have
a lady at the front. They got her spread eagle. You know what I'm saying? Which
is,
uh, which I think should be our, uh, national bird. You know what I'm saying?
Boy, I salute
that, dude. I doubt any brothers would kneel if they fucking let that thing fly
across the
stadium. I know that. That is, I hope you write that down. That's really funny.
Well, I mean,
that's just what's going on, you know? So anyhow, next thing you know, you know,
they're teaching
how to diddle the lady at the front of the room, right? And there's a doctor up
there. So fast
forward five hours and a lunch break. They've got us paired off, partnered off
into different
twosomes and you're just diddling whoever you're set up with. And you're full.
I mean,
this, you have gloves on, there's doctors walking around. Like it's like lost.
It's like one of the,
you know, what should have been maybe the last episode of loss that they never
put together
because those dudes are fucking losers who couldn't, you know, who just wrote
their way
into selling advertising. But, um, but anyhow, like they got died and you're
touching a lady and
people are spraying out across the room. Like you can tell who's doing good and
who's doing bad.
Wait a second. Can we talk about like what this is?
It's all in a room, but like, why, why do the women enjoy it? Why do the men
enjoy it?
What is the relationship?
So here's the thing. They teach you how to pleasure a woman with your hand,
right? The woman gets
pleasured. And this goes back to what you were talking about earlier. It feels
like they don't
have to give any reciprocation because there's no reciprocation for the man,
but here's what
the man gets. So you, there's, it's a 15 minute process and it's a safe process
where a woman
knows she can feel sexual pleasure from an actual man and that they don't have
to give anything in
return. So it's a complete safe space to feel good. And also there are terms
that the woman can
give to the, to her male instructor that lets the man know how they can better
please the woman.
Right. And there's specific terms that don't make the man feel bad if he's not
doing it right.
Right. So it's, it's very calculated. Um, and as a man, here's what you get.
You actually get to
make a woman feel good with a woman's permission and with a woman's direction
in a comfortable way
where you're not just guessing and assuming and going off of things you heard
in grade school or
things that some fucking, you know, you know, idiot or some, you know, older
brother's friend who now
works at a fucking Chevron or something for 40 years told you. And so you
actually get to make
a woman feel good. And so you leave out of there, bro. When you leave out of
there, dude, you feel
like, damn, just, you know, John Wayne Gacy or whatever. Who's the, um, John
Wayne. Yeah, Gacy's
a serial killer, but you feel like, you know, like you have like, you know, in
your, in your fingertips,
you have the magic. Yeah. Because you got a woman off. You didn't get anything.
You didn't get
anything. You didn't bust. So you got all this chi built up. So you're rolling
around town just
with a magic touch. You know, you got that King Midas, you know, you got that
clitoral King
Midas. You're running around. And, um, what are the words? Can you reveal? What
are some of the
things that women can say to direct you in different ways? Yeah. Uh, higher, uh,
lower, more pressure,
less pressure. Um, can you go a little faster, please? Can you go a little
slower, please? Um,
to the right, you know, to the left now slot. No, and that was a joke I did use
one time in the thing
and it got a couple of people to laugh and one lady even farted a couple of
people over when I did use
that joke. But so anyway, so next thing you know, I'm on the floor, I'm in on
the floor of a huge
warehouse in downtown Los Angeles. There's about 80 people that are coupled off
in a group of 40.
Some people didn't even get partners. They got fucking sent off the island, bro.
You know what I'm
saying? It was like, whoa, sorry, dude. But then, but next thing you know, you
get to the end and
you're like, wow, this lady came or didn't come, but still felt good. What is,
what do you do after
she comes? Like, do you shake hands? Do you look at each other? Then you have
to like slow down. It's
like, like a downward stroke that you would use on the woman. It was like a
downward pressure.
And then in the end you use like this kind of closing pressure. You like put
both your hands on her
vagina with like this and you like kind of press on her for like two or three
seconds. There's this whole
template of how it all goes down. And I remember one guy they had in a
wheelchair, he got partnered
up with a lady. So this dude, I think was like his leg, you know, and his legs
didn't mean
feeling his legs. He got hit by a fucking car bus or something or thrown off a
horse or something.
But, um, we had to pick him up out of a wheelchair. He got thrown off a horse
and then got hit by a
bus. Oh, it could have been, dude. It could have been a double whammy. Ooh,
that fucking HB
combo, bro. You got it. Nothing's working after that, bro. It's nothing after
that.
But the wild part was, I remember lifting him up out of the wheelchair and
laying him next to his
partner so he could still use his arms. So he got it, you know, he did his job.
And I remember when
we put him back in the wheelchair, he felt lighter. Oh, so you could feel like
he just felt he got
some mojo back because it's got to be taken from you when you're in a
wheelchair and, and,
and feel maybe, maybe that was like his way of. Yeah. I mean, I think if he'd
have done four more
ladies, he'd have fucking waltzed out of that bitch, you know, but it's just
crazy. The empowerment that
you get by not, by making somebody else feel good. And so the next thing you
know, you're in the group,
you meet up once or twice a week. There's like these crazy meetups and you're
diddling whoever
shows up, you're partnering up. There's almost a square dance thing in the
beginning where it's
like, would you, is it okay if we, uh, ohm, they call it ohming, orgasmic
meditation. Is it okay if
we ohm together? And next thing you'd be like, yes. So you partner up and, you
know, you set each
other off and you're diddling 50, 60, 70 year old women, you know? I mean, you
literally like you,
these are women that you're not like attracted to. Oh no. I was best looking
man and woman in the
whole fucking place. A lot of times, but then you're on it. Then you're on,
they have an app
you're on and now you're fucking driving around town. You have a business
meeting and a half hour
later and you're in some apartment. You're in, I was in a nice house in the
hills a couple of times.
And then what is the process before and after when you're meeting with these
women? I'm, what's the
conversation leading before and after? So everybody's on a tight time. You know,
it's like people are
living their regular lives, but they want to have this moment. It's almost, it's
a meditation. It
really is. I literally definitely need to do this because I need to have orgasms
that are brought
on by someone else, but I don't want all the follow-up of like, will he call me?
Or like, do I
like him? Or do I have to blow him? You need an escort then it sounds like. It's
not like you
need an escort. No, why not this? What's, what's the difference? You could do
this. So this is what
happens. I would show up. We would have, we'd have texted in advance,
communicate in advance.
Okay. I'll be there at 12, 15, you know, I'm five minutes late. No worries. So
we get there
and the person, uh, the woman has a nest set up and a nest is just a way you
set up pillows
and a towel so that they can lay down. So the woman can lay down the man. You
roll in, you got
your bat, you got your little gloves, you got your, you know, and straight up,
dude, I've always
wanted to be at my heart. I believe a cafeteria worker, right? Deep inside of
me, there's a
fucking beautiful big lady, fucking scooping cobbler, uh, you know, into the
plate of a
young boy who's hurting in a lot of different ways, but for a moment feels some
warmth when
he sees this woman, you know, and there's also like unnecessary hair nets
everywhere, you
know? And I fucking love that. And so, uh, so anyway, you know, you show up,
you have your
gloves, you have your little thing of, uh, of lube and you know, you show up
and the woman
takes her pants off and you're sitting, you kind of sit cross-legged. So the
lady lays
down, you put a leg over her body. So you're facing just her vagina. You're not
even looking
at her. Yeah. Like she doesn't have to, you don't make eye contact. There's
none of that
shit. You know, this ain't, yeah, this ain't a family, you know? I love the leg
over cause
it like holds you down. It's a little bit of, it's secure. It's like whenever
you get onto
the, uh, it's like whenever you get onto the Batman ride at fucking Six Flags
and you're
like, where's the, and you're like, and it's just a simple bar, but you're like,
no,
I feel, I'm not going to fall out. Yeah. I'm not going to fall out. Did I make
sure I put
my camera in the cubby hole before I got on? Yes, I did. Everything's secure,
right? So
then, you know, you have the woman's underpants off, you have the vagina, you're
kind of looking
down at it. And then you just have this kind of stroke that you start to do,
you know?
Right. They teach you this method.
Yeah. And they teach you this method and the woman knows what's going on and
you've learned
the method in the classroom. So now it's a real practical thing. And man, it
seems to be
a thing that functions constantly and that people do. Nobody's raping each
other. There's
not a lot of that. It's like a meditation that is apparently is respected by a
lot of
people. And they, they used to charge like to be in like the group that was
like a fee
to learn it. Now I don't even think they charge. Wow. I think it's just a, you
know, just a
thing that's going on. Now what happened to me was I got fucking attacked by a
Bichon
while I was touching this lady up in Topanga Canyon. So that's where I was
thinking about
getting a lawyer and stuff. And finally I'm like, man, fuck it, man.
You got like bit.
You literally.
Oh yeah, this thing fucking bit me, dog. And I respect it. You know, and I told
her to lock
the dog up. That was the thing. And I've been over there a couple of times and
it's hard
to also fend a dog off while you're trying to touch a woman's crotch. You know
what I'm
saying?
God.
But look, I've had experience with that going full circle, trying to fuck while
people are throwing
rocks at you.
Sure, sure.
So it all kind of.
This is all coming back.
It's all a little bit full circle.
Do you still do this?
I don't do it. I would get back into it.
What made you get away from it? The Bichon attack?
Yeah. Yeah. Definitely the attack. And I've shared a room with a Bichon. I
shared a room
with a child too when I was in college. Not an Asian person, an actual fucking
animal.
And so I've been around, you know, some dogs. I've been attacked by dogs. I got
attacked
by dogs and cats one time on my birthday. You know, I've had different
experiences
with animals.
You've seen a lot of vaginas through doing this. Like how many girls do you
think you've
owned? Women.
Maybe 30.
Okay. What have you learned about vaginas? Like, because that's a different
thing than
a hookup. Because in a hookup, a lot of times you don't get to like really look
and see like
what the mechanics are. Have you learned about vaginas in a way that maybe I
don't even understand?
Because I only know mine.
Yeah.
Like what are you seeing out there?
I've learned.
What do you like? What do you don't like? What is, what are some
recommendations if you
were, if you were about to go service a woman, what would you want her to do
down there?
Check it out. Make sure that thing's running top oil. You know, nothing wild
down there. I
don't want some, you know, you should have got it serviced a couple times. You've
been
skipping out because you, you know, just make sure that your vagina is like
kind of,
you know, you want to have a clean vagina.
Clean.
Yeah. Cause there's a lot, I would say one out of seven vaginas is not clean.
How could they not clean up if they know you're coming over?
Clean your, just also I used to know a girl and this is, she would put a finger
in her
vagina and then taste it herself to make sure that it tasted okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which seems very wild to me. You know what I'm saying? I mean, I'm fucking, I've
slipped
over to the buffet and had something off of it before I paid for it.
Sure.
But, uh, I've never done anything like that.
Yeah. I've done that before because I respected it. I respected it. It's like,
yeah, know what's
going on. It's the same thing. Like as a guy, like you'll do this one with your
cock and rub
your hands, you know, I'm, I'll probably lick myself off your face. So I've, I'm
not opposed
to like that, like tasting myself. I think it's actually kind of hot. So like,
you might as
well be like, okay, what am I having a good day?
Right. Like what's going on?
Yeah.
Do I need to fucking toss a mint in there?
Yes. Sometimes you just need to like do something else.
A vajent.
Yeah. I can't believe those don't exist.
Vajents.
I, one time I had.
Tighten up ladies. Vajents. You and I should definitely sell those.
I put a, um, gummy worm up my vagina once because my, um.
Oh, was that, that game? There used to be a game people were doing online.
Oh really?
Hiding gummy worms in their vagina.
No way.
Yeah. It was like a, or no, somebody reenacted like Lord of the Flies where
they had like
a cave and it looked like the gummy worms were coming out.
That's funny. No, I did this because I was picking up my ex-boyfriend at, uh,
boyfriend
at the time at the airport.
Oh, and you wanted to tell him and surprise him.
And he was, it was, his favorite food was these like gummy worms and I would
always buy
them for him. And I was picking him up at the airport and I knew that he would
finger
me immediately when we got in the car. Cause it's my favorite thing. And
getting, driving
while you're being fingered is like so exciting.
So I put one in right before I picked him up. So he gets in the car and he's
fingering
me and he's like, what the fuck is, and he pulls out a gummy worm and it was
just like
a funny joke.
That's awesome.
Yeah. It was, it was pretty good. Um, no, definitely. And that, and that.
I think that's a, so a Vigent.
And we just sold a thousand magic kits. Um, a Vigent, no, it seems good. But
here's what
I'm saying is that, uh, I forgot what we were talking about. Um, you need to
get back
into it.
Oh yeah. You just got it. Yeah. It just the scent. That was the biggest thing.
And outside of that, that was it. I mean, there's this, you know, I noticed
this as
well. Like it gave me a different respect for women. Cause if you're like
pleasure in
a woman who's 65 years old, you know, it's like you start to realize, oh, that
like, you
know, older women do, you know, they are still women. They are, they do need
pleasure and
they do. You should treat them like a woman. Like that's what it made me. It
made me realize
a little bit more like, oh, you know, this is a woman. This is a different
thing.
I may not want to fuck her, but she's still a woman that has sexual desires and
deserves.
Yes. And deserves like some sort of treatment or some, it just puts things in a
different,
it puts things in a different frame than our society puts things in.

Theo Shares His Orgasmic Meditation Experience with Nikki Glaser

There's a couple ways I wanted to go. I wanted to talk about orgasmic
meditation because I got into that for a while.
I wanted to talk about some other things, but we're going to have to do it at a
different time.
Do you know how to do OM?
I was in there.
You got in and...
I was in, yeah. I was in for like six months.
Oh, dude, I got bit by a fucking Bichon up in Topanga Canyon touching some lady.
And it was all sanctioned. This was sanctioned by the commission or whatever.
This was legal.
Have you talked about this yet?
Huh? I don't know if we've talked about it.
People keep asking you to elaborate. I think it might be more interesting than
some of our questions.
Please elaborate, Theo. My ex-boyfriend was trained to do OM.
Really?
Yeah, and he did it to some strange woman.
Okay, I'll tell you what happened.
And I thought it was so hot. I know it's not hot. It's supposed to be very
mechanical.
So I... You know Pee-wee's Big Adventure, right? You remember that?
Yeah.
The film, right?
So they have this lovely lady who was an actress in it named E.G. Daly.
And she played Pee-wee's girlfriend. Can you bring her up, do you mind?
And she played Pee-wee's girlfriend in the original movie.
And she also was the voice of Tommy Pickles.
Oh my God.
Can you get it on here?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wow.
There we go.
So E.G. came on my podcast, allegedly, which was my original podcast with Matt
Weiss.
And she was awesome. She was extremely charming. And we kind of really related.
She's super,
super cool. And we related. And she invited me to this thing called Organistic
Renatation.
The second she spoke about it, I felt just into it.
Wow.
You can just click on just any of them. Maybe it's Tommy Pickles' one.
So the second she, you know, I felt into it. So next thing you know, she
invites me to
this place downtown. And we're in this. It's like a seminar. They got coffee
and, you know,
a little bit of, you know, some pineapple cuts, some cuts of pineapple and cuts
of different
fruits, you know, at the front. People's milling around and doing that. Next
thing you know,
they got a lady up in there. They closed the doors. About 250 people in there.
They have
a lady at the front. They got her spread eagle. You know what I'm saying? Which
is,
uh, which I think should be our, uh, national bird. You know what I'm saying?
Boy, I salute
that, dude. I doubt any brothers would kneel if they fucking let that thing fly
across the
stadium. I know that. That is, I hope you write that down. That's really funny.
Well, I mean,
that's just what's going on, you know? So anyhow, next thing you know, you know,
they're teaching
how to diddle the lady at the front of the room, right? And there's a doctor up
there. So fast
forward five hours and a lunch break. They've got us paired off, partnered off
into different
twosomes and you're just diddling whoever you're set up with. And you're full.
I mean,
this, you have gloves on, there's doctors walking around. Like it's like lost.
It's like one of the,
you know, what should have been maybe the last episode of loss that they never
put together
because those dudes are fucking losers who couldn't, you know, who just wrote
their way
into selling advertising. But, um, but anyhow, like they got died and you're
touching a lady and
people are spraying out across the room. Like you can tell who's doing good and
who's doing bad.
Wait a second. Can we talk about like what this is?
It's all in a room, but like, why, why do the women enjoy it? Why do the men
enjoy it?
What is the relationship?
So here's the thing. They teach you how to pleasure a woman with your hand,
right? The woman gets
pleasured. And this goes back to what you were talking about earlier. It feels
like they don't
have to give any reciprocation because there's no reciprocation for the man,
but here's what
the man gets. So you, there's, it's a 15 minute process and it's a safe process
where a woman
knows she can feel sexual pleasure from an actual man and that they don't have
to give anything in
return. So it's a complete safe space to feel good. And also there are terms
that the woman can
give to the, to her male instructor that lets the man know how they can better
please the woman.
Right. And there's specific terms that don't make the man feel bad if he's not
doing it right.
Right. So it's, it's very calculated. Um, and as a man, here's what you get.
You actually get to
make a woman feel good with a woman's permission and with a woman's direction
in a comfortable way
where you're not just guessing and assuming and going off of things you heard
in grade school or
things that some fucking, you know, you know, idiot or some, you know, older
brother's friend who now
works at a fucking Chevron or something for 40 years told you. And so you
actually get to make
a woman feel good. And so you leave out of there, bro. When you leave out of
there, dude, you feel
like, damn, just, you know, John Wayne Gacy or whatever. Who's the, um, John
Wayne. Yeah, Gacy's
a serial killer, but you feel like, you know, like you have like, you know, in
your, in your fingertips,
you have the magic. Yeah. Because you got a woman off. You didn't get anything.
You didn't get
anything. You didn't bust. So you got all this chi built up. So you're rolling
around town just
with a magic touch. You know, you got that King Midas, you know, you got that
clitoral King
Midas. You're running around. And, um, what are the words? Can you reveal? What
are some of the
things that women can say to direct you in different ways? Yeah. Uh, higher, uh,
lower, more pressure,
less pressure. Um, can you go a little faster, please? Can you go a little
slower, please? Um,
to the right, you know, to the left now slot. No, and that was a joke I did use
one time in the thing
and it got a couple of people to laugh and one lady even farted a couple of
people over when I did use
that joke. But so anyway, so next thing you know, I'm on the floor, I'm in on
the floor of a huge
warehouse in downtown Los Angeles. There's about 80 people that are coupled off
in a group of 40.
Some people didn't even get partners. They got fucking sent off the island, bro.
You know what I'm
saying? It was like, whoa, sorry, dude. But then, but next thing you know, you
get to the end and
you're like, wow, this lady came or didn't come, but still felt good. What is,
what do you do after
she comes? Like, do you shake hands? Do you look at each other? Then you have
to like slow down. It's
like, like a downward stroke that you would use on the woman. It was like a
downward pressure.
And then in the end you use like this kind of closing pressure. You like put
both your hands on her
vagina with like this and you like kind of press on her for like two or three
seconds. There's this whole
template of how it all goes down. And I remember one guy they had in a
wheelchair, he got partnered
up with a lady. So this dude, I think was like his leg, you know, and his legs
didn't mean
feeling his legs. He got hit by a fucking car bus or something or thrown off a
horse or something.
But, um, we had to pick him up out of a wheelchair. He got thrown off a horse
and then got hit by a
bus. Oh, it could have been, dude. It could have been a double whammy. Ooh,
that fucking HB
combo, bro. You got it. Nothing's working after that, bro. It's nothing after
that.
But the wild part was, I remember lifting him up out of the wheelchair and
laying him next to his
partner so he could still use his arms. So he got it, you know, he did his job.
And I remember when
we put him back in the wheelchair, he felt lighter. Oh, so you could feel like
he just felt he got
some mojo back because it's got to be taken from you when you're in a
wheelchair and, and,
and feel maybe, maybe that was like his way of. Yeah. I mean, I think if he'd
have done four more
ladies, he'd have fucking waltzed out of that bitch, you know, but it's just
crazy. The empowerment that
you get by not, by making somebody else feel good. And so the next thing you
know, you're in the group,
you meet up once or twice a week. There's like these crazy meetups and you're
diddling whoever
shows up, you're partnering up. There's almost a square dance thing in the
beginning where it's
like, would you, is it okay if we, uh, ohm, they call it ohming, orgasmic
meditation. Is it okay if
we ohm together? And next thing you'd be like, yes. So you partner up and, you
know, you set each
other off and you're diddling 50, 60, 70 year old women, you know? I mean, you
literally like you,
these are women that you're not like attracted to. Oh no. I was best looking
man and woman in the
whole fucking place. A lot of times, but then you're on it. Then you're on,
they have an app
you're on and now you're fucking driving around town. You have a business
meeting and a half hour
later and you're in some apartment. You're in, I was in a nice house in the
hills a couple of times.
And then what is the process before and after when you're meeting with these
women? I'm, what's the
conversation leading before and after? So everybody's on a tight time. You know,
it's like people are
living their regular lives, but they want to have this moment. It's almost, it's
a meditation. It
really is. I literally definitely need to do this because I need to have orgasms
that are brought
on by someone else, but I don't want all the follow-up of like, will he call me?
Or like, do I
like him? Or do I have to blow him? You need an escort then it sounds like. It's
not like you
need an escort. No, why not this? What's, what's the difference? You could do
this. So this is what
happens. I would show up. We would have, we'd have texted in advance,
communicate in advance.
Okay. I'll be there at 12, 15, you know, I'm five minutes late. No worries. So
we get there
and the person, uh, the woman has a nest set up and a nest is just a way you
set up pillows
and a towel so that they can lay down. So the woman can lay down the man. You
roll in, you got
your bat, you got your little gloves, you got your, you know, and straight up,
dude, I've always
wanted to be at my heart. I believe a cafeteria worker, right? Deep inside of
me, there's a
fucking beautiful big lady, fucking scooping cobbler, uh, you know, into the
plate of a
young boy who's hurting in a lot of different ways, but for a moment feels some
warmth when
he sees this woman, you know, and there's also like unnecessary hair nets
everywhere, you
know? And I fucking love that. And so, uh, so anyway, you know, you show up,
you have your
gloves, you have your little thing of, uh, of lube and you know, you show up
and the woman
takes her pants off and you're sitting, you kind of sit cross-legged. So the
lady lays
down, you put a leg over her body. So you're facing just her vagina. You're not
even looking
at her. Yeah. Like she doesn't have to, you don't make eye contact. There's
none of that
shit. You know, this ain't, yeah, this ain't a family, you know? I love the leg
over cause
it like holds you down. It's a little bit of, it's secure. It's like whenever
you get onto
the, uh, it's like whenever you get onto the Batman ride at fucking Six Flags
and you're
like, where's the, and you're like, and it's just a simple bar, but you're like,
no,
I feel, I'm not going to fall out. Yeah. I'm not going to fall out. Did I make
sure I put
my camera in the cubby hole before I got on? Yes, I did. Everything's secure,
right? So
then, you know, you have the woman's underpants off, you have the vagina, you're
kind of looking
down at it. And then you just have this kind of stroke that you start to do,
you know?
Right. They teach you this method.
Yeah. And they teach you this method and the woman knows what's going on and
you've learned
the method in the classroom. So now it's a real practical thing. And man, it
seems to be
a thing that functions constantly and that people do. Nobody's raping each
other. There's
not a lot of that. It's like a meditation that is apparently is respected by a
lot of
people