Name: Being a Sugar Baby Isn't Worth It
Uploaded: 2018-10-31T00:10:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Being a Sugar Baby Isn't Worth It' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-10-31. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Being a Sugar Baby Isn't Worth It' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-10-31. Transcript available.

I was still like into the idea of using my sexuality to, um, for my benefit and
putting
a value, putting, you know, value on my sexuality, um, and putting value on my
body and using
it to my advantage.
So I then talked to a friend, this was like several years, like, I don't know,
a couple
years ago, talked to a friend and she was like, you should get a sugar daddy.
And I was like, oh my God, cause you know, a lot of my like webcam clients
wanted to meet
me.
And I was so freaked out by that idea.
I was like, there's no way I could like ever break down this fourth wall.
Yeah.
Or like, there's no way I could ever have sex with like one of these dudes that
are like
giving me money for like, you know, enjoying lurking.
Yeah.
So I was like, there's no way.
And Nick does it a lot.
A producer actually.
That's false.
He seems like somebody that does then.
Sorry.
That's fair.
That's fair.
That's cool if you do it anyway.
I mean, like sometimes I even to this day, like to go on and like look at the
girls and
I'll like load some money and like give them tips and stuff because I think it's
super fun.
Yeah.
Um, and so, so then there was that moment where you talked to another girl, she
had a sugar
daddy and she said, you've got to.
Yeah.
Maybe try this.
And I was like, okay.
But she was like, don't do what I did.
She's like, I did really dangerous things.
I would just like, you know, get on a plane and fly.
She said she like flew to Jamaica once and like, like without really knowing
that,
like the guy was going to be super safe or whatever.
There was really no, um, like screening practices like what I do now.
But so I did that and what I figured out was sugar daddies are extremely cheap
and manipulative
and like, it's just, I don't know if you're, if you're listening and you have a
sugar daddy,
they're probably a blacklisted escort client because they're just, um, they'll,
they'll be
really flashy with their money and like, I have all of this stuff, but they
will be super
cheap about like giving you, you know, more than it's, it was just, I wasn't
getting what
I knew.
Like you mean Jewish or what are you talking about?
Um, just, I was, I had one for like my very first one I had for like seven
months and he
was just like, you don't want to be a, you know, I don't, I don't really want
to say,
you know, the H O O K E R word because I hate that word, but he's like, you don't
want
to do that.
The hooker.
Yeah.
He's like, you, you don't want to do that.
That's dirty.
That's disgusting.
He would like, but then he was still paying you to do it.
He was paying me.
I got away with like, I mean, he was not an attractive human whatsoever and he
just had
a shitty personality and I got away with like, out of seven months, I think I
only slept
with him like five times.
So I was able to like get, you know, but he wouldn't give me enough to, for me
to like
save and like save and, you know, and I still had like a vanilla, like regular
drop
at the same time too.
And do you feel then, so the, so the sugar daddy thing, I have a friend that,
that goes
on a lot of those sites and has dates with those, with the girls from.
Seeking arrangements.
Yes.
All the time.
Right.
All the time.
I mean, literally four nights a week and he, it's kind of, you know, I love the
guy.
It's a little gross sometimes the way he, yeah, it's almost like shopping or
something for
him in a way, you know, which is, which isn't bad.
I mean, I think he, he kind of just wants company, you know?
Right.
Right.
But it seems like for some people it can get, yeah, it doesn't seem like there's
any benefit
for the women sometimes.
That's what it doesn't seem like.
There's very blurred boundaries and you have like, there, there's so many girls
on there
that are, and the guys are like, oh, well I, I can get this much for 200.
Right.
You know, girls are doing things for way less money than I would do at this
point.
And they were like, I was like, yeah, I do sugar baby stuff.
And I don't know, I'm, I'm kind of a little afraid to like go full into
professional escorting.
And they're like, oh my God, it's so much better.
Like, it's good to have the boundaries, the time limits, everything.
And I'm like, yeah, that does sound like it would be like better for me
mentally because
this like, these issues that I was having with the sugar daddies with like,
with the
no boundaries and the manipulation and like, just, it was all bad.
It was really dark.
It was a dark period of my life.
So.
Because the men have all the power.
Yeah, they do.
And I, I mean, I feel so badly for the girls that, I mean, there's a ton of
them.
I feel so badly for the ones that participate on that.
So many.
And because I think this like sugar baby lifestyle is like really like inflated
on social media.
It's glorified on Instagram.
So glorified.
Like, I'm on this jet.
I'm on this.
Yeah.
And you never see any of the old dudes in the background.
No.
You never see any, you just never realize what's really going on.
Yeah.
But that's, but it's, but there must be something empowering about that.
But you're saying, it sounds like for you, it turned more like in a business.
Well, no, the guys are just, honestly, those guys are just fucking shitty.
They're just users.
They don't, they.
Yeah.
They want to get as much as they can for as little as possible.
My buddy that does it, honestly, you know, that's exactly how he is.
Yeah.
They want, that's why they are.
And I think honestly, a lot of them are blacklisted clients because, you know,
escorts stick to
their fucking boundaries.
Right.
We're like, no, I will not see you for less than my rate.
Right.
Sorry.
Move along.
Don't go sugaring just because you are, you know, seeing the fantasy of it on
Instagram.
Like you have no, I mean, I,
especially, nothing was more shady than when I was sugaring.
I can, that shit was shady as fuck.
There was some, there was not good things happening.
I, I've, that has not happened while I've been an escort.
So did you feel like, obviously with sugaring, it's a lot of guys that get on
these sites.
There's no exact terms.
A lot of times I've never been involved in this, but I hear, I hear about it
firsthand.
I'm one of the, all the time from a friend of mine.
Right.
And, um, uh, a friend who I would never let date a sister of mine or even let
her be around
him probably for the weekend.
Uh, but also who I, I, is still a buddy and, uh, and I love him, you know, he's
a funny guy.
Like, you know, I can separate that for me as his friend, but, um, but yeah, he
gets on these
things.
He, you know, he tells, he'll take them out to somewhere nice.
They go to somewhere nice and then there's never any like payment or
compensation.
A lot of them, it seemed like, feel like they need to have sex in order to keep
the guy around.
And then the guy never calls them again.
Yep.
That's my experience with sugaring.
I went to nice dinners and stuff and then, um, it was like this like taboo to
even talk
about like, oh, how much money am I going to get?
And like, they would almost make you feel bad for even at like, it was so,
there was just
no clear boundaries.
There was no.
Right.
And that gives you nothing as the, it was just such a, I mean, so I did get
money.
I was able to like, you know, have somewhat of a little savings built up from
that, but
it was so, it was very laborious.
It was, I mean, it was a lot of work.
It was a lot of work.
Yeah.
Um, and what type of girls get, like, where's there a moment for girls where
they think about
getting a sugaring where they can, they can, what could they do at a certain
moment to do
something else and not get into any of it?
Um, not, not, not get involved with any sex work, like nothing online, nothing.
I mean, I don't know.
I guess sex work is the same as any work.
Like, I mean, minimum wage retail, I guess.
Like, I think that's like, I worked retail too.
Like, I think that's like, that's the, the kind of pit you fall into either
retail or
even like serving at a restaurant or whatever, or I mean, go to school.
I don't know.
Like, yeah.
I guess.
I fucking worked at a, um, hot topic for a while, dude.
I actually got electrocuted once at a hot topic.
I fell into a box of fucking Beavis and Butthead lamps and fucking got electrocuted.
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