Name: David So & Theo Von Roast Bobby Lee
Uploaded: 2018-11-11T20:40:35.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'David So & Theo Von Roast Bobby Lee' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-11-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'David So & Theo Von Roast Bobby Lee' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-11-11. Transcript available.

- When I started doing standup again,
somebody mentions like,
"You kind of remind me of like Bill Burr."
I was like, I didn't know who Bill Burr was,
'cause I only listened to black standup comedians.
- Yeah.
- At the time.
- That's crazy, dude.
- You're like the craziest Asian person ever.
- Yeah, like Eddie Murphy.
There was no like Korean like standup for me
that I could look up to besides Bobby Lee at the time.
- Yeah, I know.
How much fucking clout is he must have?
He's the only one.
- He doesn't even know it either.
- No.
- I keep telling the dude, I was like,
"Bro, you were my hero."
And he goes like, "I don't understand that.
I'm not that dope."
I'm like, "Dude, you have the lowest self-esteem
for somebody who has influenced so many Asian people."
- He has no muscles in his body, you know that?
- It's all fucking gristle.
It's amazing what he even holds a skeleton together.
Bro, definitely like if they cut him open at a buffet,
it would be a dessert, you know?
- You touch him and you're like, this isn't human.
What is this?
- Oh, you can hug him and completely reshape him.
Dude, I squeezed him on the sides the other day
and he was like, for the rest of the day,
he was like four inches taller.
He's so malleable.
- That dude's like, he cracked me up, man.
And I didn't realize- - But he's the only one.
- Yeah, man, and he says some wild shit, dude.
And he's not afraid of that stuff too.
- That's true.
- And I've always like loved his standup.
You know, it's not like the standup that I normally like,
which is a little bit more precise, you know what I mean?
'Cause he's a little bit out there.
He's a little bit more showy.
- Yes.
- But like, it's so genuine.
I genuinely, that's why I love his podcast so much.
You know what I mean?
- He's authentic.
I probably liked his podcast more than I liked his standup,
which I didn't think was possible.
- Yeah.
- Just 'cause like, for him, it's not even making jokes.
He's just a weird dude.
- Yeah, he's just crazy and he's wearing all that shit.
Like, he's trying to flex his nuts.
I was over there two days ago.
There we are right there and he's trying to flex his fucking nuts.
And they edited those shorts in.
I didn't wear those shorts, but that's great.
- Bobby shorts are real, Theo's are full of shorts.
- Yeah, Bobby shorts are real, and they also edit in a lot of fucking cock into
his pants.
- Yeah, I just...
- Full watermelon in there.
- Oh, yeah.
- That's actually not his dick, that's his ball sack, 'cause I saw that shit in
real life.
- Oh, his dick is very sad looking.
- His ball sacks are huge, so we were...
- Yeah, very dark, too.
- My God, man, you would think there was something wrong with it, like, his
balls are holding their breath.
Like, his, we were, we did a live podcast and I was a guest, and he just got
butt naked and started grinding up on a dude.
- Yeah.
- And from the backside, I could see his ball sack, like they were trying to
run away from him.
- Oh, definitely.
- You know what I mean?
They were so long, long balls.
- Oh, very long, very quail-ish, almost.
It almost looks like he's giving birth to, like, a little baby duck.
You know, it's like that, it's more of an amniotic sack than it is balls.
- His ball sack legit looks like that last drop on a faucet that wants to fall
down.
- Yeah.
- You know, it's just kind of dangling there.
- Oh.
- And then you just expect it to fall off.
I was kind of surprised.
I was like, I've never seen so much ball sack from behind somebody before.
- And he puts a pine, he said he puts pine scent on his nuts sometimes, which I
think is fascinating for an Asian person to even use pine.
It's just such a simple, old school kind of, you know, I found that to be, and
anyone used pine.
- He's just one of those, like, interesting Korean dudes, man.
Like, he kind of made me feel when I was a kid that I wasn't the odd person out
anymore.
- Oh, that's interesting.
- Like, there's other Korean people out there that's kind of like me.
- That can be silly.
- Yeah, that could be silly.
That's not so serious all the fucking time.
- Wow, you know what's crazy is my sister can't even read.
But what does it have to do with us right now?
Hope you enjoyed that video, and you can watch another.
And you can watch this one, you can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option, not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
Watch one.
This one or this one.