Name: Theo Von on the Honduran Caravan
Uploaded: 2018-11-23T21:30:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on the Honduran Caravan' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-11-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on the Honduran Caravan' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-11-23. Transcript available.

What else is going on? What have I been thinking about? Oh, they have this
trail of, um, not a trail, they have a tribe, I guess you would say, maybe of
Hondurans, allegedly coming towards the US border. I was thinking about this a
lot, because this is, you know, this is like a new thing that, you know, the
media really blasts out and uses is like a scare tactic and a thing, you know,
but it's also a real thing that there are real people who are experiencing some
sort of trauma or something in their country.
And they have left their country and are, you know, caravanning towards the US.
And it makes me think a lot about, you know, a lot about, uh, uh, ill, I don't
know if it's illegal aliens or, you know, uh, you know, immigrants, people
coming to the US.
You know, when I checked out, my father came here legally from Nicaragua in 1922,
I believe. Um, people have come legally and illegally over the years. We know
that. I, I love the idea of having a very legal system for people to get into
the country.
Um, I love this. I thought about this could be a neat idea that, look, I'm all
about strengthening up the borders, making, so, you know, who's coming in.
It's just not safe to not know who is around. You know, it's like a roll call.
I wish every year we did a roll call where we just, where everybody had to go
next door, their exact next neighbor and find out who in the fuck they were.
And do a book report on their neighbor.
Because we don't know who it, you can't keep, you can't run a good company if
you don't know the inventory. You can't do it.
And here's what I thought, though. I thought this is a lot of the issues are,
are we mistreating people? Are people being mistreated?
You know, there's so many great people in America, in the world.
I was thinking we should, part of the program for having elite, people who are
not already legal citizens of the U.S., part of the program could be that there
is a, you can sign up to help someone.
You can sign up to foster a family to, okay, I can help two Honduran people can
stay at my place for this much time, you know.
They can stay here for this much time.
I can help for this, you know, they can stay and work with me doing, I feel
like there would be a really great program of people that want to help and then
people that need help.
Because that's really what you're dealing with.
But I think that then you would have an exact account of what's going on.
You'd have somebody to help somebody get acclimated into what it's like to be
in America or what it's like to live in a new place.
And then you solve a lot of that problem.
Then you, because otherwise, we don't know what it's like for people living
right on the border.
You know, and suddenly people are in their yards and running and they're
starving and scared or thirsty.
We don't know what that's like if we're not right there.
You know, I just feel like we could have a smarter program overall to help
people come in.
What do I know, though?
You know, what am I know?
I'm just thinking out loud.
Good evening, good afternoon, and other times.
Thanks for watching that video you just saw.
I mean, it was okay.
But the next video you could watch could be way better.
What if you watch a video right now that changes your life?
Well, you could.
Watch this one.
Or watch this one.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Ah!