Name: Joe Jitsukawa & Theo Von on Gary V
Uploaded: 2018-11-26T21:35:49.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Jitsukawa & Theo Von on Gary V' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-11-26. Transcript available.

Yeah, so Joe and I saw each other at the Gary Vaynerchuk show in Rochester.
What a weird place to be.
What'd you think about Gary V after?
Had you seen him before?
Like, what'd you know about Gary V before, and then what'd you think?
Yeah, actually, one of my business partners, he's in that world.
Like, he used to work with, like, a lot of motivational speakers and stuff like
that,
and he put me on him.
Right.
And then he's like, you want to get to know this guy.
Most of these guys I don't really like because they don't run businesses
or they don't know what they're talking about.
They just sell dreams and stuff.
So they sound like a used car salesman to me.
But then this dude, when I heard him, I was like, oh, shit, this guy, he's a
businessman.
Like, he has his parents, I think it was a liquor store or wine company, and he
blew it up.
Yeah, I think he had a wine company, and then he, like, tripled their sales
once he got, like, actively pushing the business.
I mean, they had a business to begin with.
Exactly.
And then the stuff that he says makes sense.
And I know this because, you know, I own, like, a few restaurants,
and I've been in business for a while, so I'm like, all right, cool.
Like, I could tell that he's not bullshitting.
I like what he's saying.
He's straightforward.
And I think that's what we need right now.
We need a guy that can just be straight about everything.
Right.
Yeah.
Do you think, yeah, because I watch every, you know, like, when things I watch,
I'm like, oh, is this person, you know, are they just giving me information?
Are they somebody that I could look at as, like, an actual guide?
Are they just selling me something?
You know, those are the things that I think, you know, are my natural inclinations
when
I'm watching something.
Like, okay, is this just for entertainment?
Yeah.
Is this for entertainment and education?
Is this just a hidden advertisement, you know?
Yeah.
But, yeah, I thought it was interesting.
I left out of there.
I definitely thought it was interesting.
I felt like I get this vibe, and I can be totally wrong.
It's just, you know, most of the vibes I get are wrong.
But that Gary, he's just, like, so into business, though, that it becomes
almost like an obsession,
you know?
Yeah, that's true.
Like, that's where I don't want to be ever in my life.
I mean, I don't, you know, I woke up at probably 10, 30 a.m. today, so I don't
think I'll
ever get to that place.
But, um...
I know what you mean.
It's all about that balance, right?
Yeah.
You don't want to obsess to the point where your relationships suffer.
When you're just grieved, where you have, like, yeah, if your family has, like,
a hundred
million dollars, like, what does that even mean, you know?
I kind of get it because I have friends like him.
Right.
Do you really?
Yeah.
The way they see business is, like, a video game.
So they're, you know how some people are super obsessed with, like, different
hobbies and video
games, or, like, some people want to surf, like, 10 hours a day or something
like that,
right?
And that's the way this guy...
Masturbate.
A lot of our listeners want to masturbate for half the day.
Right.
And some of these guys have been sending me pictures and artwork.
Some guy sent me a drawing the other day, allegedly done in, you know, skeet or
whatever they
call it.
What, did they do jack off onto a piece of paper?
I didn't see him make the paint, you know what I'm saying?
But I definitely saw, you know, the final artwork, and the art wasn't even any
good, and I
felt bad for looking at it.
And then he sent me a message, like, just look again and see if you like the
picture.
And I was like, and I looked again because I want to be, I don't want to not be
somebody
that doesn't care about somebody's art, you know?
And it still was just horrible.
It just didn't even look like art.
It looked like somebody just honestly masturbated onto a piece of paper.
So I think I kind of got tricked.
But anyway, but yeah, some of our listeners, but yeah, go on.
You were saying people do all kinds of stuff.
Yeah, I just think the thing is, like, with this dude...
It could become a video game.
Yeah, I think he just, he's just passionate about it.
Right.
And, but you're right, like, I mean, sometimes obsessions and passions can go
overboard and it could destroy people.
But I think he does it in a more healthy way because he doesn't preach that
hashtag
hustle, you need to work all day and do all this stuff.
If you really listen to what he's saying, it's really, there's a bigger picture
to it.
And it's about, like, connecting with people, being genuine, creating products
and businesses
that are ethical and stuff like that.
Right.
So it's not really, it's not really this, like, work all day, work all night,
don't
even sleep, you can sleep later mentality.
Right.
I think if you love doing anything, you'll do that for farming, if you're
passionate about
farming.
You know what I mean?
Like, so I think it's, it's just with money, there's this weird stigma around
it.
Like, because there are so many, you know, shady scammers and all that stuff
that's tied
to that kind of world.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do, um, yeah, but yeah, you're right.
I think about that.
It's like, um, think about that a lot, I guess.
And maybe, I don't know if I even obsess sometimes on that.
Like, like what is like enough.
Are you into business?
To be doing business.
Yeah.
I'm into business, you know?
That's cool.
I'm into it.
I'm getting more into it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, I think what happened for me was, uh, I just started getting busy.
And so it's like, okay, my time is a commodity.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know?
And it's really the only, it's like the only like commodity that's definitely
mine.
Yeah.
Um, you know, like intrinsically, you know, or whatever.
Yeah.
So it's like, you know, that bus start has, from there, things started like,
okay, well,
I can't do this anymore.
I can't do that.
Like, I can have a conversation that's a, you know, I can't hang out and just
listen to
somebody that's drunk talk for an hour.
Yeah.
Because they're not going to, nothing's going to come of it.
Right.
Nothing's going to come of it for me.
Nothing's going to come of it for them.
Yeah.
Like, you know, just little things like that, but it starts to, then it becomes
more and
more serious.
Yeah.
And then it's like, okay, I just need to be, I need to be a little bit more
efficient.
Yeah.
But yeah, I mean, a friend of mine and I, a long time ago invested in a, um, in
a, uh,
apartment, an apartment or condominium that in New Orleans.
Oh shit.
And so that's one thing that I got into slowly over the years.
It's been like 15 years now.
You know, we each had like 10 grand and we saved up and we put in and we got a
place.
So then over the years, like you become like a, you know, a property manager, a
landlord.
Um, so you have real estate.
You're in that world.
So then I started to get into it a little bit, right?
Like I started then like over time, you know, uh, was able to sell, sell and
then get two
places.
Right.
But then also it's like, I've realized in that time, like then I'll, I'll
become a landlord.
There are times when I'm a landlord where I'm seeking tenants.
There are times where now part of my, you know, week I have to deal with, um,
you know, like
dealing with HOA issues and all that kind of stuff.
So it's, yeah, I've definitely learned some of it, you know, things like that,
that make
you want to think like, okay, at first I'm like, well, maybe I'll buy an
apartment building
one day.
Yeah.
But do you want the responsibility?
That's another thing.
Right.
I think that's what they don't tell you is like, they don't go, Oh, business is
so cool.
Owning businesses.
But like, they don't tell you all the bullshit you have to go through.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And if you don't, and if that's something, and I think that's a thing, you know,
I
think a lot of people feel, you know, we see videos like business videos online.
Yeah.
And some of them make me feel, it makes me feel inspired, but then sometimes I
can also feel
like, Oh man, I'm not doing enough.
You know, that's true.
Like I started too late.
I did this.
I did that.
But some people is business is not for everybody.
Yeah.
A hundred percent.
And being like a man, like that kind of stuff, like, dude, the other night,
like I'm in an
HOA call, right?
I'm listening to on a part of an HOA board and dude, I'm sitting there for two
hours listening
while some guy who I think is probably an alcoholic, like just berates everyone
else on the board,
you know?
Damn.
But it's like, I have to be, I have to do that because I commit it.
And it's just, yes, more business gets created.
So if you don't want to be a business person and you don't really like doing
those sorts
of things, then just don't feel bad about yourself if you, you know, see those
types of videos
and you're like, fuck, I'm not a business guy.
Yeah.
I mean, that's, that's how I, that's why I like the Gary Vee dude.
Cause he's, he doesn't come off as like a lot of the other guys.
Right.
I mean, because you're in business, you know, you know, like who's a fraud and
who isn't.
Like if someone's just trying to sell you a dream and they're like, you want to
be on
this fucking yacht with a bunch of girls and shit.
It's like, yeah.
And then they throw one of the girls off the yacht and they're like, what, what
did Belinda
do?
Yeah.
You know?
I mean, you're better off trying to be an entertainer, an artist.
You get that shit for real, you know?
Like, and it doesn't cost that much.
If you think about it, you can rent a yacht, you can get a bunch of girls.
You want to kill your brother with a nice gun?
And then he just kills one of his brothers.
Thankfully the guy has like nine brothers, you know, but it's still like, but
yeah, some
of it's just delusional.
Yeah.
But then there are guys, and I did notice he seemed like, I just got to shake
his hand
and say, hey, we chatted for maybe six seconds.
And it was, he does seem authentic though.
He seems authentic in his desire to like lead people, um, into not getting
stuck in a bad
habit.
Right.
That's one thing I noticed.
I mean, one thing I took away from, um, what he preaches is like, you know,
really give away
the content.
Don't try to sell everything all the time.
And then be honest with yourself.
Like, like if, if you want to make a million dollars, be honest about that.
Don't fucking go around and say like, yeah, I want to help the world.
I want to do this for charity or whatever, then get into charity.
Right.
You know what I mean?
There's a lot of people out there that want to get into business and they think
they're
saving the world or they don't want to come off as greedy.
Right.
But they're not being honest with themselves.
Ah, that's interesting.
You know what I mean?
I was like, oh, that's, that's totally right.
Um, thank you guys for checking out this clip.
And if you want to see another clip, then you can look at this clip or this
clip, either
one of these.
So did you pick one or are you still just watching me do this?
Because this is alarming.