Name: Theo Von on JK News
Uploaded: 2018-12-10T15:30:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on JK News' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-12-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on JK News' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-12-10. Transcript available.

You can also, I was on this thing called JK News and you can see it on YouTube
and look,
I'll be straight up with you.
These people in there are Asian and Latino and by Latino, I mean pretty much
Mexican
and man, I was nervous when I got in there and I was nervous, I guess, you know,
I was
nervous because, you know, honestly, I thought that, you know, I guess part of
me, you know,
you go into a place and I thought that these people were better than me or that
they were
thinking that they were better than me and they weren't, they weren't.
It was just this weird fear in my head, you know, so I, you know, I got into
this weird,
it was early, it was kind of early in the morning for me.
I had a late night of doing shows and next thing you know, I'm there and, you
know, I got
in there and it's like a half hour till we start and they're eating Asian food
early in
the morning and some people could say, oh, you're being racist.
I'm not being racist.
I love Asians, dude.
Give me an Asian right now.
Give me an Asian, dude.
I'll fucking put them in my shirt.
I'll hug them.
I'll hold them.
I'll start a family, bro.
I'll put cinnamon on them and start a family of cinnamon Asians.
Never seen, never seen by anyone.
Rare, very rare.
Them CAs.
And, and, but I'm not, not going to talk about them.
Not going to say the word Asian because I, it's strange.
You don't have to describe somebody to you and be vague.
No.
Elsewhere, please.
If you're thinking like that.
But dude, I was in there and I felt inferior a little bit.
And so I was kind of scared and I was on my phone and like, you know, looking
up like
man shit on my phone.
Like looking up like sports.
Even though it was 1030 AM, there's like no sports going on.
So I'm on ESPN app.
Just like looking up cricket scores and like, you know, soccer.
Liverpool.
Is Liverpool in every soccer game?
Because every time I look on it, it's just, that's all it is.
Liverpool.
Liverpool.
Liverpool.
So that's kind of how that broke down.
And I'm sitting there and, and then we got started and it was fun, man.
It was like, you know, I'd never, you know what I realized?
I'd never hung out with Asian people that much.
And these people were, they had Vietnamese, they had Japanese, you know, they
had straight
up fucking, uh, um, Dragon Ball Z was in that motherfucker.
It got hella Asian.
I didn't know what was going on.
And man, they were more, their show, the, uh, Japanese and Mexican hosts, hosts
that were
in there were more real than any of the shows I've been on.
I think a lot of like, and there's this thing in like, um, with some of the
white hosts that
I've been around in the white culture where we are afraid to speak our mind.
And those people are fearless.
And dude, I, I didn't, I guess I thought I would go and it would be less, you
know, I
guess I thought that they would be more fearful for some reason, but it was
inspiring.
I got in there and they were fearless.
They shared what they really felt and they, and they weren't, and you could
tell where
they came from.
They weren't from a bad place, but they were just very real and it was
refreshing.
And so I'm thankful to them.
That stuff's called JK news.
And we did about 15 clips and it's all out there on YouTube.
If you want to check it out.
Thank you guys for checking out this clip.
And if you want to see another clip, then you can look at this clip or this
clip, either
one of these.
So did you pick one or are you still just watching me do this?
because it's alarming.