Name: Theo Von Started a Fire at Harland Williams's Christmas Party
Uploaded: 2018-12-19T01:23:45.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Started a Fire at Harland Williams's Christmas Party' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-12-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Started a Fire at Harland Williams's Christmas Party' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-12-19. Transcript available.

I forgot to tell you guys, I went to Harlan Williams.
Oh, hey, buddy.
You remember him?
Harlan Williams is a friend of mine, a comedian,
and he was in the movie.
I don't know, I feel like I'm name-dropping this whole episode,
but he invited me to his Christmas party.
And he was in the movie.
What is it?
Not Dancing with Wolves.
It was, oh, Honey, I Shrunk.
No, Honey, I Shrunk.
No, there's something about Mary's.
There's something about Mary's.
And I'll say this about Mary's.
Dude, I dated a couple in high school, and I'll say this.
They give some real decent blowjobs.
That's one thing about Mary's.
I don't know about what the other stuff is.
But, so I went there, and it's fun, man.
Harlan knows how to throw a good party
because everybody brings a 99-cent gift.
And, man, he lives in a fancy place.
It's like at the top of the Hollywood Hills.
You drive up there, and he said, damn near.
Who lived by him?
Jodeci lived by him.
Raven.
That's so Raven.
You know, the bird woman who was in, you know,
Bill Cosby's, you know, part when he was a doctor.
And we had a good time.
But I accidentally started a fire.
I was in the kitchen, and they had a man who was drinking
because he got to spend time away from his wife and kids for a night,
and so he was getting alcohol.
And he was drinking a bunch of wine, and his teeth was turning gray.
And this man, apparently, he worked as Kermit the Frog's voice.
He did Kermit the Frog's voice on different films or something.
And he kept talking to me, talking, talking.
And I was trying to kind of lean.
I was happy to listen, but I was always,
I was also trying to just, you know, be a part of the scene.
And he was talking.
I think he might have just been kind of nervous.
And I was kind of, I was a little bit lonesome.
I didn't know anybody really there, so, you know, it was enjoyable.
But he kept talking, so I was leaning on the fire,
on the little thing that starts the stove, the igniter.
And, dude, Harlan had about 30 pizzas on the stove, in the boxes, dominoes.
Next thing you know, bro, I guess I hit the light thing, and it lit up.
And some guy pushed me kind of out of the way, and he really became a real
savior.
He became a savior.
And I wasn't being a savior.
I was just being somebody that started a fucking fire, I guess.
But, you know, I don't know.
They say when, you know, shit hits the fan, you learn who you are.
You know, you're either somebody that's throwing more shit at the fan,
or you're a diaper.
You're somebody that helps the situation.
And I think, I think I was just kind of neither one.
I just didn't, I mean, I cared, but also it was just like,
fuck, man.
Let's add some fire to this bitch, son, you know?
Because when you don't drink and do drugs,
sometimes you start looking for the devil, and you want to see,
sometimes you want to see the dark arts, boy.
Sometimes I start Voldemorting, baby.
Good evening, good afternoon, and other times.
Thanks for watching that video you just saw.
I mean, it was okay.
But, the next video you can watch could be way better.
What if you watch a video right now that changes your life?
Well, you could.
Watch this one.
Or, watch this one.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Ah!