Name: Theo Von Reacts to Chris D'Elia Canceling a Show
Uploaded: 2019-01-18T21:50:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Reacts to Chris D'Elia Canceling a Show' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-01-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Reacts to Chris D'Elia Canceling a Show' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-01-18. Transcript available.

but that snow dude that shit is i mean it's unnecessary isn't it it is it is
but at least
you um still made it to all your shows on like chris d'alea i think he was
canceling the show
he canceled the show this week yeah because of what because of snows oh my god
are you serious
i'm pretty sure let me say this let me say this and you know what actually let
me say this man
i will never cancel a show here's what things i won't do cancel a show i will
never cancel a show
and let if i have if i lose an arm you know i'm saying say if you know i get in
a you know somebody
attacks me with a sword or somebody you know i get you know somebody slams my
arm in a trunk in a
sharp trunk i'll be at my show dude i got another fucking arm and chris d'alea
with all his money
he couldn't get an umbrella or a snow hat or somebody poor to just stand over
him and knock
the snow away as it comes near him what uh god dude the rich man i'll tell you
this i will never
be rich enough where i feel like i don't have to perform for my audience you
can always count on me
i don't care dude i have i know six people that have been hit by lightning six
real people four still
alive and if you don't think that i know that mother nature's looking for me
you don't just know that
many people that have been hit by lightning unless mother nature's trying to
track your ass down
that's like lightning going door to door fucking looking for you and i know i'm
next but i still go
out there every day and do my work unlike that these fuckers sorry man i didn't
even get fired
up that shit makes me mad i i hear you if you want if you want to hear his
excuses i just sent you the
the link to his tweet where he apologizes okay yeah man let me maybe take a
look at that tweet real
quick because i don't like to do this gossiping but i do like to see this kind
of uh i do like to see
what my peers are up to and not up to oh st louis oh let me play this shit he
says it verbally let's hear this
st louis so listen um i can't get there whoa i can't get there let me think of
what year it is too
probably 2019 there's hundreds of ways to get sled um horseback car motor car
motor home you could
fucking be in a home and just get there okay uh hitchhike um plane helicopter
uh ropes course
what else did he say i tried to look into flying i tried to oh you tried
looking at a flying
who are you one of the fucking right brothers just get on a plane bro i was
there how far is st louis
from um can we look that up if you don't mind nicholas how far st louis which
is a city is from
another place where i was omaha nebraska and i'm gonna bet it is eight hours it
is six hours 23 minutes
432 miles damn i wish he'd have told me i'd have come over and done his show
for him let's hear more
uh drive um i tried to even leave last night uh but they're just everything's
blocked off and i can't
blocked off by what huh uh ogres what um what uh army military the wall what
are you talking about
let's hear more get there for the show tonight i feel extremely horrible and i've
worked it out to
where i rescheduled the date to february 24th so wow this reminds me of a stepdad
this is something
like a stepdad does you know or a dad that doesn't really like to take care of
his babies you know
or doesn't really handle his children let's hear this excuse that this put the
excuse part again
rescheduled the date to can't make your baseball game so i will can't be at
your graduation
forming at the same theater i love your mom but this other lady tickets yeah
you bought are can't be at
your baseball game for february can't be at your graduation at the stifle
theater i love you but i'm
getting this apartment across town i tried everything i can't be at your
baseball game i still love your
mom but i'm in so wish i could be there i'll see you february 24th did you get
my christmas card
refunds will be granted yeah you can't uh wish i could be there and i'm really
sorry baseball game
but forgive me still love your mom but the apartment complex has a pool wow
sorry i'm fucking kind of
zoned out there but there you go guys and i was at my shows and i will be in kansas
city i'm gonna
make it up for chris d'Elia since he can't be there i'm going to if you come to
my shows in kansas city
and you dress up like chris d'Elia i am going to have a gift for you i'm not
sure what it is
uh but i'm gonna have something special because you know i'm the kind of guy
that takes care
of his team so can't beat your baseball game good evening good afternoon and
other times thanks
for watching that video you just saw i mean it was okay but the next video you
could watch could be
way better what if you watch a video right now that changes your life well you
could watch this one or
watch this one watch this one watch this one watch this one ah