Name: Jimmy Tatro Has Beef with Jiffpom
Uploaded: 2019-01-19T17:37:24.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jimmy Tatro Has Beef with Jiffpom' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-01-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jimmy Tatro Has Beef with Jiffpom' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-01-19. Transcript available.

I couldn't go to these things. Who makes the snail sweaters. I started getting
big leagued by like Jif Pom.
No. You know Jif Pom? Uh-uh. Is it an animal? Yeah, it's a little fuzzy. Is it
really?
Pomeranian dog. Who's just a star at these things. And what's Jif's skill set?
I mean, Jif actually has some skills. Really? You know, I would like, as much
as I would like to sit here and hate on Jif.
He can like walk on his hands. Oh, really? He can do some cool stuff. Are you
serious?
Yeah, he like poses for photos. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Dude, I know a fucking,
uh, yeah, I know a couple of dogs that have fucked that little thing up.
You know? Dude, you could probably hire a wolf to fucking sneak in there and
eat a little Jif, bro.
Dude, I got beef with Jif. I'll eat that thing ass first, dude. I know a guy
who could probably fuck a snack on that little bastard. How big is it?
He's like this big. I mean, don't get me wrong. He's super cute. He's a cute
little fuzzy dog.
But, you know, I was on a red carpet one time and the guy said, they said, hey,
that guy's going to interview. Go over there.
And I walk over to him and I'm like just standing there. And the guy's like not
really like looking at me. He's like looking like past me.
And I'm like standing there like, okay, they told me to come get interviewed by
this guy. And he's like, hey, I'm so sorry. We're actually going to interview Jif
right now.
So, um, wow. I'm like, so I didn't ask for this. You just told me to come over
here and now I'm getting big leagued by a little dog.
That was rough, man. That was a tough.
Well, the good thing is Jif's only going to live probably most eight more, six
more years.
And, uh, you know, to be honest, but dude, yeah, that's got to be baffling.
Now, is there a little bit of ego in that where you're like, fuck, this is
bullshit.
I mean, you never want to feel like that because it's like, I don't like those
things anyways.
And it's like, I don't like want to get caught up in all that.
But when someone tells you go over there, get interviewed and you're like, all
right, I'm just going to go with the flow.
And then you get over there and then the guy's like, ooh, actually, man, as if
I asked to get interviewed.
Right. Oh, I hate that. Yeah. Oh, sorry.
I didn't ask to be here. Now you're fucking putting me in a position where like
I'm getting flexed on by a little Pomeranian.
How do you interview a dog anyways? What do they do?
Look at this thing.
Oh, wow. He has that ball.
And they're showing a picture right now of Jif gots a football.
And that's Jif.
All things dog blog.
Oh, my God.
Yeah. See the picture above? See him walking on his hands?
It's not. This isn't one of those Chinese dogs that they give it the pills and
its tongue hangs out of its mouth, is it?
They give those things pills?
Yeah. There's a big bunch of stuff now about.
Well, you looked at a Chinese doping cute animals or something.
I don't know what you would search for.
But yeah, they're giving them pills.
That's why, you know, they're all just tongue out of their mouth.
I thought that was just the type of dog.
It just like was a sloppy little pig.
No, what do you think?
I don't know.
A dog's just been drinking all day?
Yeah.
Jimmy just thinks there's like all these alcoholic pups.
No, but the Chinese have been doing a lot of that, I think.
And I also, you know, who knows what they're doing?
What are you seeing, Nick?
I haven't seen anything about the controversy, but here's Marnie the dog.
You typed in Marnie the dog.
I knew it.
I knew Marnie the dog.
That was Gianni Gianni.
I have a weird story how I know that, but yeah.
Yeah, I don't want to know.
You know Marnie the dog.
I mean, now that I'm looking at them, they definitely look like they could be
drugged.
Oh, dude, you see a Bichon on a couple of Quaaludes, bruh.
You know, the game has changed for these animals.
It's not the same as it used to be when you and I were young.
They're born into this fame.
They didn't ask for it.
Yeah, they didn't ask for it.
Well, thanks for watching that video right there.
That was a beautiful little segment, I think.
But of course, I'm partisan to myself.
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