Name: Theo Von Reacts to Saints Loss and Being a Fan
Uploaded: 2019-01-22T06:22:59.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Reacts to Saints Loss and Being a Fan' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-01-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Reacts to Saints Loss and Being a Fan' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-01-22. Transcript available.

you know i want to lift you up but god that saints game it just it eva part of
me just evaporated
when they lost i mean it was like someone i mean it was like someone you know
just emancipated part
of my soul it was like they you know um it was like it was like uh you know
like that song like take it
take another little piece of my heart now baby you know you got it man it was
like somebody just
plucked a damn aorta right out of my chest and just made a damn aorta gravy
right in front of me and
drank it it was like somebody just drank a one of my favorite pieces of my
heart it was a tough one man
that was a tough loss and and you know they had to call i'm talking about the
saints and rams game
and kudos to the rams you know but not really um but also oh man god
dude i knew it was a tough one when afterwards not none of my friends even
wanted to say anything on
the phone we couldn't even talk i mean you know the saints lost last year on
that miracle play on that
million dollar miracle and and that was man that one that was heavy but that
happened you know and that
was they had bad defense poor tackling and then this one though oh they were
supposed to be there
and some things didn't happen i think in life are supposed to happen they're
just supposed to
it is destiny and it was supposed to be breeze versus brady in the super bowl
this is going to be the
most most most watched super bowl ever even baby even babies that were supposed
to you know be born a month
from now they were going to come out early you'd see an early you'd see an
early baby like damn that baby
that that thing's fucking premature but it uh it loves football you know babies
were going to come
out of the womb early to see these two bad boys go at it breeze and brady brady
and breeze
and and that's what that's what the the the the that's what the universe wanted
that's what the
universe said here you go saints here you here's some opportunities here's some
opportunities
and and look a lot of people want to talk about that call the pass interference
unbelievable
even more though the helmet to helmet was the thing that got me really
and uh man it just it was just insane how i mean you could hear the helmet you
could hear it at home
but that but but also the saints had a part in it and i've said this for years
uh sean
peyton too much ego man all those men worked that hard to get into that
opportunity
and it's the saints have the ball with two minutes left and they're in the rams
territory
you run it you just keep running it man the rams have to use their timeouts and
you give them
the ball back with maybe 20 seconds left or whatever or a minute left and they
have to go the whole field
it just and you're still and you're gonna get your field goal it just seemed
like he you know he tried
to run too many things with tasem hill what do you like i love tasem hill but
you have drew breeze
brother drew breeze is the you know if jesus christ ever had an appendix and
they took the appendix out of
his body and it just showed up here on earth and just started just dropping dimes
to people in the distance
that's drew breeze drew breeze is the 11th finger of christ brother and then
not have him out there
and you're trying these cutesy shit just i mean sean payton just sitting over
there he got that booty
his mouth if you look at sean payton's his mouth like a damn booty hole like a
b-hole sorry
and i didn't mean to say that but like a b-hole and um god why in that if he
doesn't have to be cute
there if he doesn't have to be fancy he doesn't if he doesn't do all that the
saints win they rock
but but when you too much ego man that'll make destiny it'll make destiny say
wow this guy don't want to
be a part of everything he wants to do he wants to be cutesy he wants to be
fancy he wants to be fancy
boy fancy boy and that's the thing and it hurts and people say well you're not
a saints fan if you say
that kind of stuff man don't say that shit to me i am a fan brother i mean i it's
just it's hard
it's hard you know and i immediately i think of the you know a lot of senior
citizens
and they're gonna die in the next year they're not even gonna get to see the
opportunity for the next
season and this was something they you know just a lot of full hearts
uh you know it was gonna give them that opportunity to roll up into heaven with
a little bit of
a little extra fucking you know chowder in their in their bowl a little extra
spirit chowder in
their soul bowl and man it just oh it's just heartbreaking
and i couldn't i could not even bear to talk to some of my friends man
one buddy i called him we sat there on the phone and we couldn't even talk
and you know it just uh it just goes like that sometimes but but being a fan is
hard isn't it
i was thinking about that being a fan because you want something so bad but you
have no control over it
you you know you but you put a lot into it you put time in you show up and
watch the games you get you a
little you know a flag or maybe some you know a little uh maybe shoes for the
baby that have
you know little um tennessee titans on them or whatever you want whatever your
team is you know
you know brooklyn uh i don't even know what that team is up there
fucking i think it's just a bunch of rappers and people with guns really but
brooklyn nets
you know you get you spend you invest you care you read the articles you know
you stay up late and
you go to your favorite reporter you go to his twitter timeline and see what he
dropped after the game
you know you mourn the loss when you know jermon bushrod lost his child you
think about that during
the day you know you think about that and you you pray for him or you think
about him and you hope
that he finds strength to continue his season and to keep his uh you know just
find strength for his
family and um you know you just think about a lot of these different things and
and it and you care
and you're there and you want them and you see their joy and you see and then
it just i just felt like
sean payton to coach that way seems selfish because you got a lot of people
whose lives are
can be affected by this moment of joy and i love my saints i'm a saints fan uh
but i think that they
were supposed to win that game and even with the call like that that's destiny
again saying look here's
the pass and the refs fucked that up they missed that so uh you know i put it
half on the referees
and i but i put half of it on on uh on uh on coach payton i really do man you
know and well
onward bro onward but man i was trying to go to this dude i was driving
dude driving to irvine man i was almost in tears in my car
man it just made me mad that saints lost it just you know when i driven back to
la the night before
because my friend had a going away party they was eating breakfast and then
going away
and damn
and i was just man i was i was in the car man i was just so just i was just disheartened
i thought the
whole world was going to fall apart i started feeling just down about myself
man i was just
it was just kind of a lot of emotions i mean it had been an emotional week
because i get into these
shows man when i do my shows you know i get into it i want to you know i you
know i want us to have
an experience and then and then that set this that let down man it felt like
there was a like there
was destiny in the world and then destiny got shook out of place and that can
happen man i just
you know i was i was so angry before the pass interference because of the some
of the coaching
i mean just play calling crazy just pointless i don't see how breeze doesn't
say hey this isn't
a good play to call right now but you know what i'm not a coach hell i'm not
even a player
dude i'm not even i mean my my legs and my butt got tight like yesterday for no
reason
so i'm not even i'm not even a water boy but but i'm a fan you know and being a
fan you put so much
out i don't what do you think about being a fan i'd love to know some of you
guys's thoughts
and uh just on what it is to be a fan and what goes into it and what because
here's one thing i
thought i thought this at the end of the game i said when i was driving down to
irvine i thought to
myself i said well man if this is the type of refereeing they're gonna have in
the games and if
this is the type of you know coaches can just call horrible shit and and it can
break your damn
heart like i don't know if i want to watch as much or get as deep as i do
anymore because
as a fan because the other side of the equation they're not you know i felt
like the coach didn't
do his part and the refs didn't do their part to make it a fair fair enough
field for me to put my
emotions into it that's what i felt like so but yeah if you guys have thoughts
on what it is to be a fan
and what that means to you or if you had a family member that
you know what gave it there you know just i mean some people because i'll never
play you know i'll
never there was a point in my life when i'd be like oh i might get out there
and play you know i'd be
sitting on the couch at 27 you know you know getting a couple of grams of
freaking uh that that dusty
dusty dusty that dusty dusty dusty and then uh next thing you know i'm thinking
in my head oh i might
get out there and play next year i might try to audition for the new orleans
saints that was the
kind of show or the lsu you know i'm saying things would be in my head i'm all
first of all my buddy's
like dude you're gonna audition for the team it's called trying out you're an
idiot do you go out
you're gonna get uh sent to all heaven bro somebody is gonna break your spine
open
with a straight spine buster dude
so yeah it is but if you have thoughts on what it means to be a fan
and what it just man it was just so painful it felt like part of me just
was so alive and then it was gone like it was oh it was just gone um but thank
you guys for being
here with me today man i damn dude i couldn't even do the podcast yesterday i
was so upset
but i'm just so grateful too because i got on stage and
you know i was about to go on stage and i was just not in a good mood and then
i did a meditation
backstage for 10 minutes you know i just sat there and just shut it all down
and uh put the timer on
my phone just crossed my legs and just closed my eyes in the green room and
asked everybody else to
leave out of there for a few minutes and yeah for 10 minutes i'd have sat there
and just let all the
things pass that were making me upset or whatever and they disappeared kind of
and then i got on stage
man and you know it was really a nice gift from the powers that be in the world
because i needed to
have something fun to lift me up and 500 people uh sunday night at irvine did
exactly that and man that
was fun i had so much fun so thank you guys for coming out and thank you martin
luther king
because uh junior because you knew that i would need the day off after that
fucking referee call
shit and that is shit so and that is straight b-hole and i will say that now b-hole