Name: Theo Von Grills Bobby Lee & Khalyla on Their Sex Life & Relationship
Uploaded: 2019-02-15T08:00:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Grills Bobby Lee & Khalyla on Their Sex Life & Relationship' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-02-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Grills Bobby Lee & Khalyla on Their Sex Life & Relationship' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-02-15. Transcript available.

Yeah, so love is in the air you guys have been lovers for how long and this is
sir six six years of loving Wow
And when was the first time that you guys if it's okay to talk about when was
the first time you guys had sexual intercourse?
Probably well, I do months. No, that's not true a month into our really month
and it took a month
But he had to drive I mean to Long Beach road every day
Did you really yeah? I what she she didn't even come into my place for a month
Did he uber did he drive? I drove to fucking Long Beach every day. I'm asking
the woman
He drove down there. He did and what would he do his filth either? He didn't
try to he didn't try he didn't clean his car
He had piles of like bottles and just dirty underwear everything
Dad, bro, it's so gross
I was like, okay. Well, I I respect that this is his baseline and he's not
trying to front like he's anybody else
Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah, so there was no bait and switch, huh?
Did he there were a few but more of a
More of a maybe an effort thing not really a cleanliness thing from the get-go.
I knew he was a he was a pig
You know hygiene wise it was a hygiene risk. They call it. Yeah. Yeah, for sure
hepatitis risk. Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Definitely. Wow. Are you asleep or awake? I had to get my booster shot. Did you
really? Yeah. Oh, definitely
Yeah, he seemed like that guy, uh, who's definitely got that fever in him, you
know, he's got the potential for uh
He's got the potential for fever liver fever
Oh, if you look I couldn't even imagine seeing one of his blood cells under a
microscope
Who would even know it's probably just sitting there fucking vaping, you know
Um, so you guys the full one month and you guys got into sex now
How did that kind of start because i'm or where was the first date? Let's
because I'm I just want to learn about love
It's valentine's I want to learn about y'all's love
We can talk about love
What are you?
Did I feel like i'm on uh yellow mirror. Have you seen that show?
Bro bro bro
yellow mirror
Yeah, it was very good
and
I would have give you I would have give you more of a laugh if I wasn't so enraged
right now
Yeah, yeah, but you're let me say something right now. Okay. That was fucking
funny as fuck. Thank you. All right, but listen to me
Okay, yeah, don't talk to me that way. I won't do that. Okay, because i'm here
as well. Yes
We fucked a month in okay
And it was not um
We I go let me just stick the tip in did he say that really well
She's spread no just let me just like
Hit training. Oh, yeah circuit training. Oh, yeah, we did a little we had
stations
And you guys went to an actual place. You just made it up in a room in my
apartment in in my apartment
Living room. Yeah, we had stations. That's where you do the air guitar, right?
Yeah, that's where you know
We do this and over here, you know, you can put just the tip in right
Oh, wow, I stuck it in and I stuck it in took it out, you know
I stuck it in stuck it out. Yeah, but she wouldn't let me stick keep it in
there. Oh, wow
I like that. Yeah, yeah
I did like five or six of those very new and literally that's all we did. Oh,
wow the first time
So it wasn't really it was sex, you know, on paper it was sex, but it was
I just want to see if it was almost a like to see if it fit, you know, like a
meeting
It was like you're going to the gap you're trying on, you know, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, second time was even a bigger
Second time was a disaster. Why because I didn't realize our height
differential at that time
Yeah, yeah, and he was trying to you know, we were trying to do it
Doggy style. Oh, yeah, and it turns out his thighs are actually really short.
Oh, yeah
So, um, he tried
He got thighs like a yam. He's built like a yam
So he would have had to done a half stand in order to get there
And his thighs apparently were burning so midway through he was like, I gotta
go home
I gotta go home
So he just left and he just rushed home. He didn't even explain burning thighs
That's very so the next the third time we did it prison style, which is
straight flat because it's the only thing
That's all the only style I can do burden burning thighs hidden dragon. That's
my
I can't do I've never done
Doggy the normal way. Oh, wow because I'm so shut like short my legs and stuff
So I just go lay on your stomach
Right, and then sometimes I have to like squeeze their legs together like that.
Oh, yeah
Yeah, so I can you know tighten the situation. Yeah
Yeah, do you now was it do you remember being a kind of sensual had you guys
been drinking or was it no?
We don't drink. I don't drink. I don't know. I don't drink. That's true
Did you do but now had you been drinking and you had maybe some tea or
something or she has to be drugged out to fuck me or what?
Is that what you're saying?
She has to be in some sort of state a drunken state for me or a coma or
something for her to fuck me
She's gonna let some guy drive down a long beach in a fucking dirty car
I wouldn't be surprised if she has a fucking you know a couple of fucking mick
ultras bruh for the fuck
Yeah, but I also kind of just say this though with theo is is that
Um, let's be clear about this is that she's kind of she's aware of who I am as
well, right?
Okay, that's you have that you have that now
She's not a huge fan, but you know, it's not like I've done more than youtube
right right very true
Baby, I can get above youtube with you know, right. It's not like you have to
fuck
Who is that?
That girl gail?
Did the arm with the puppets you I'm talking about puppet gail is that uh
No, what was her name? She had a tv show went on the e eventually
Yeah, get um, you know, I'm talking about went on the e entertainment or vh1 or
something
Oh, grenda grenda. No, it was on
I I honestly don't even know what the fuck you're talking about youtube. What
was the lady's name blonde hair gail bent?
Um, gilda gail bennett
Hilda nighttime with um
And she she played with puppets gritten uh
Maybe not puppets makeup or something tutorials
She did all of it just let it sit down
You know what honestly just let it go now. Yeah, you'll come up with it. I know
you're talking about
She's great team christine
Yeah, right. She has that her she does her own dd do it yourself show on netflix
Oh, she makes cakes and then she talks to puppets. I like that though. Okay,
that's cool
No, this was gail. I think or grenda or gay
uh, hilda helga
Hurta
Blondie
Anyway, can I just say something yeah, um, you guys got what I love about you
right now
Dude is is that you have some new clothing because i've been analyzing your
clothing for the last year
Really? Yeah, and you look like you have some new shit on
Like those pants i've never seen you wear. Thank you. What are those are those
sweats?
Yeah, somebody mailed these into us
And what brand are they because I want to get a pair of those
I like how they thin out in the bottom like that. Are they nike or what?
No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Some guy makes these okay. I'll tell you we could just do it after we'll maybe
Well, I'll just tell you right now. Okay while they're still looking for this
lady blonde hair girl
No, gareta um
Hell big grace hell big
Oh
She had puppets. Yeah
Endeavor endeavor. It's called endeavor. They just get some pants like that.
You look nice though. Yeah green socks
It kind of goes along with the thing. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, man
So do you so you guys had sex and after that then what happened because then
you would
Was there love in the air already was there pretty strong love or were you guys
still kind of figuring it out?
Do you think i'm just curious about love and like in the big in the big okay?
I'm gonna be completely honest with you. Oh, wow. Somebody's getting mugged
I'm gonna be completely honest with you right now. Okay. Is is that I met her
on tinder. Yeah, right?
And I was smashing
Smashing great. Wow smashing grabs. Oh wow on our first date. He was showing me
other tinder dates. Yeah
Wow, it was like that uh show uh supermarket sweep
Yeah, yeah and then you smash smash and then all of a sudden
I found kalilah, right? I drive to long beach
The first time I see matt meter at a coffee shop
In my head. I'm like, oh, fuck
But this could be a project
Wow
No, no, not a project, but you know that it's gonna be i'm gonna know her for
the rest of my life
Oh, wow, that's pretty that's a nice thing to say
You knew there was something different about her. There was something different
about her, you know
I liked her forehead. Um, I liked uh, I could see that
Yeah, I liked her the way she walked and moved but here's the thing about her
pigeon toed and she's a swimmer
She's hot, right?
But what I hear is the thing that made me love her is because you know how like
mythological I am
Oh, yeah, and pigeon to that's part native of that's yeah
Yeah, kind of native america, but my body is like, you know, um unclear of what
it is
Oh, yeah, dude, you know, like my body can't decide it's like an amoeba. It's
like an amoeba, right?
Oh, yeah, you're a fucking like a gristly rubik's cube
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, right and I have eyes I look at myself in the mirror. Yeah, and I don't
go a like fonzie, right?
I just go you know, I mean
But like and so when I was at that coffee shop with her the first day
It was a long couch we're sitting on
And she was really close to me and she just
Locked eyes with me and she was literally interested about everything I was
saying. Oh, I would scare me
Yeah, and she was a hot too. So I was like, oh
This is what the fuck, you know, I was hard
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my dick got hard. It's hard now. Oh, that's cool. You can't
tell through the genes. You can't tell
Yeah, I could I couldn't imagine telling at all
But I think that's cool. I like to if I'm hard I tell people in the room now
because I don't want to crime
I'm not a
I'm not doing right, right, right
You'll be able to tell with those pants. Oh, yeah, I'm not your chunk is pretty
clear, too
I got that fucking sleeping bird look, man, you know
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how my dick rolls down
So when I met her that's what happened and then um
And then here we are six years later
Wow
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