Name: Theo Von on Jussie Smollett Allegedly Staging His Own Attack
Uploaded: 2019-02-18T18:50:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on Jussie Smollett Allegedly Staging His Own Attack' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-02-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on Jussie Smollett Allegedly Staging His Own Attack' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-02-18. Transcript available.

I saw oh they had the Jussie Smollett and Jussie Smollett that case has gotten
wild I talked about it before and uh and my thing the bottom line thing for me
with the Jussie Smollett that knew this thing was a fiction now was and nobody
robbing somebody for a damn Subway sandwich you know that Jussie nobody's robbing
somebody for a Subway sandwich.
Now somebody I'll see somebody you know like I might tighten somebody up a
little bit for a damn Jimmy John you know or I might have to put somebody in a
sleep in a sleeper hole for uh you know for one of them yeah them turkey toms
from Jimmy John but when Jussie Smollett's a you know couple uh racial haters
or you know people attack I mean and he made it sound like damn John Wilkes Booth
attacked him it was just so core it just
it was too racist bro I'm like dude nobody's that racist anymore you know
people's a little racist here and there bro but nobody's fucking doing all of
that I mean he made it I mean this dude it was too much
but the bottom line fact you know uh that that got me was nobody fucking ransacking
somebody's ass in the middle of the night in sub-zero temperatures for a Subway
sandwich bro
maybe like I said for that Jimmy John or even for a Jersey Mike even though
they got that sweaty meat
and you know that shit Jersey Mike's y'all dealing that sweaty meat what are y'all
doing huh
y'all making them pigs nervous and stuff them animals nervous for you killing
them because they got sweat in the meat
so but um but now I feel kind of bad for the kid you know like I feel bad for
the guy makes me wonder well why would somebody do that
why would somebody make up this thing about you know it's just too much too
many people have struggled too much with racial stuff to
to use that all to your benefit to
I mean I get we all know why he why it's wrong for him to do that
you know but a lot goes
man you're just starting a lot of you just we don't need that kind of hate
we don't need that
um
but I feel for the kid too you know I feel for why somebody would do that what
makes them
you know what may you know it's just
some acceptance he needs some acceptance
um
you know he it seemed like he definitely had some real ego infection
because then he made a video of the young man justice smollett
and dude fucking just say your name's jesse bro
let's
come on dude
jesus man
uh or jesus as he would say
but
the thing you
you you know you can't
just too much has gone into that
too much has gone into trying to get race into a better place
and and I think it is overall
and then you have this kind of stuff
and that's just ego
that's just him wanting to
you know it's ego
and our egos can be very dangerous
for all of us
you know for all of us
not just this young fella
and I feel for him
because that's
now that's a tough spot to be in
and it looks like he's doubling down with attorneys
and gonna stick to his story
and
who knows maybe
you know
I just
that's just a lot
man
and he called it
and then he made a follow-up video
calling himself
the gay Tupac
and I'm just like
come on man
get over yourself
you need to buy a cardboard cut out of yourself
and lay it on the ground
and then
step over it
and get over yourself
but you know what
then lawyers get involved
and we never know after that
like we never
you know it'll all be
you know
I mean will he ever
you know
I just hope if he makes a statement
he tries to let us know
what he was feeling
and why he did that
did he feel like
you know
scared
did he feel
he must have thought
he was losing his job
like why do people
like why are we doing what we do
you know
and that's what I start to think
why do I do what I do
you know
what is behind it
why do people
or I try to
you know
I don't always
I mean I
you know
I mean because we're all just out here
we all out here
it's just the devil
and God
and us out here
and so I wonder about that
but ain't nobody
fucking stealing a damn
bro
can you even imagine
rolling up on somebody
for what
for a fucking meatball
it would
dude imagine if you beat somebody
up in the snow
and they got a damn
cold
and it's just a cold sandwich
it ain't even that
warm meatball sub
that fucking
MB jaw filler
bro
dude I'd be so
I'd beat the person up again
just for not ordering
a hot sandwich
in cold weather
can you imagine
you beat somebody
you beat the
you know
you beat the sandwich
out of somebody
and it's just a
just nothing
you know
now if it's a
Permanente Brothers
dude
come here
dude
yeah
fuck
bro
you know
what I'm saying
I'll throw a grenade
into a fucking
I'll throw a grenade
into a
into a house party
for a damn
Permanente Brothers
dude
gang gang
bro
good evening
good afternoon
and other times
thanks for watching
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I mean it was okay
but
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