Name: Theo Von on Tekashi 6ix9ine Entering Witness Protection
Uploaded: 2019-02-20T20:14:43.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on Tekashi 6ix9ine Entering Witness Protection' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-02-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on Tekashi 6ix9ine Entering Witness Protection' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-02-20. Transcript available.

Takashi 6ix9ine is set to receive zero jail time and he's going to go into
witness protection.
What?
Where?
Where is Takashi 6ix9ine going into witness protection?
What is he going to be?
Headmaster at the Crayola summer camp?
Where is this dude?
What's he going to be?
What's he going to be?
A stable boy in Narnia?
Where is Takashi 6ix9ine?
What's he going to be?
Just somebody in West Hollywood?
How are you going to hide this little rainbow gunopotamus in witness protection?
Dude, what are they going to do?
Are they going to hire a bunch of other people to dress up like Takashi every
day?
He's going to be an elf at Michael Jackson's son's house?
Michael Jackson got that big, you know, that Rubenesque, his son always wearing
them winter coats and shit.
It'd be 200 degrees outside.
That dude have on that fucking, that dude have on 90 pounds of ostrich.
He's going to have little Takashi sitting in there just working as a gardener
on that ostrich, you know?
That shit's going to get wild.
Huh?
What's he going to do?
He's going to work at a fucking Aunt Annie's or something in the mall?
How are you going to hide people from that man?
You don't think somebody's going to, he has the number 69 tattooed on his face.
Where are you going to hide this dude at?
Huh?
What is he going to be?
What's he going to do for work?
Be a calculator?
What's he going to be, a math test?
How are you going to hide him?
Where are you going to hide him?
He's going to do tarot card?
He's going to do numerology?
What's he going to do?
The man have a 69 written on the side of his face.
And he has rainbow hair.
Witness protection.
Actually, I bet in Reno, nobody know, bro.
I bet they'd have to put him in a senior care center, that's what I would think,
or a zoo.
But you know, even in a zoo, a couple of horses are going to be like, who the
fuck is that?
He ain't fucking hiding that dude in witness protection.
What's he going to do?
He's going to be Louis Anderson's pool boy?
How are you going to hide that man?
Dude, he's going to be performing sexual favors for Hollywood executive
producers in no time.
That's the only place I think you could hide him where, you know, people would
notice, but they probably really wouldn't care.
It's having him do sexual favors for the Hollywood elite.
Good luck, dude.
Good luck.
Wow, you know what's crazy is my sister can't even read.
But what does it have to do with us right now?
Hope you enjoyed that video.
And you can watch another.
And you can watch this one.
You can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option.
Not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.