Name: Bryan Callen Destroys Anti-Vaxxers in Epic Rant
Uploaded: 2019-03-25T18:30:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bryan Callen Destroys Anti-Vaxxers in Epic Rant' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-03-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bryan Callen Destroys Anti-Vaxxers in Epic Rant' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-03-25. Transcript available.

obviously you're surviving a lot in this time period but what time period do
you think you
could not have survived well in i mean uh the the thing that people don't
realize about most
of history is you died of diseases like the pox the plague diphtheria malaria
oh all kinds of
diseases so you know you you you and if you didn't do that you get cut and get
an infection
and get staph and die it would go septic or they have to you know people who
have a problem with
western medicine please look at some old pictures of the civil war yeah there
were mountains of
amputated legs and hands and feet and and arms because when you got injured
they had to cut your
hand off because it was going to go gangrene it's going to kill the rest of you
yes wow so you had
to lose we didn't come up with with essentially you know things to dress wounds
until world world war
one and after you got you just had to have it lopped off and we didn't really
have anesthetic
oh bite down on this fucking on this on this rag and we're going to cut your
goddamn leg off that's
what would happen can you i mean so we owe much to technology and now we got a
bunch of twigs out
here skating on fucking frozen water people who don't vaccinate their kids man
i mean i don't know
like if you look at history forget the science just pick up a book on
literature or history yeah
everybody was dying you lost your kids you buried your kids to shitty diseases
tetanus things that we
don't even think about anymore yeah a rusty nail dude you want to lose your son
to a fucking rusty
nail that's what would happen you have a stance on some it's severely like outlandish
idea that's the
problem that's what's going to happen in some of these cities already is
already is it's already
happening but i mean that's just that's just ignorance yeah you know people
just don't trust
big pharma and i understand that oh yeah i understand where that comes from but
but you can't get your
information off of youtube and google only yeah leave this site just listen to
scientists
but dude scientists are in the pocket of the companies sometimes sometimes but
when you when the
massive and what it's not even that i'm saying forget okay if you don't want to
listen to all the
scientists because i guess they're all evil and they're all taking money i
guess i mean that's
the craziest thing i've ever heard but if you don't so you're all your doctors
are wrong all your
doctors are wrong all your science is wrong cool i'll give that to you you got
that ready now just
pick up because you don't do this i know you don't do this most people yeah
read any good work
of literature any great play i mean any we're watching people die of like
consumption whatever
it might be read any history book or we can talk to any historian who doesn't
make money from the
pharmaceutical companies right talk to anybody they will tell you that disease
that disease that we now
vaccinate for words were the leading causes of death you lost your children you
lost entire groups of
people the spanish flu killed that that's just a matter of historical record
what are you talking
about yeah smallpox throughout the world i grew up in those countries in the 70s
i lived there i saw
leprosy with my own eyes you dumb fucks without tetracycline without tetracycline
you'd be done
i watched people die of aids with my own eyes my own neighbors my own friends i
saw it in new york
every single day jerry o'connell saw it too and then they came along with protease
inhibitors you
fucking idiots so big pharma saves lives as well right i saw what aids did if
you want to be an
aids denier go ahead the problem is i saw it with my own eyes you fucks and now
they're not dying
anymore now aids is as manageable or more manageable than diabetes and the
virus has had to fucking
constantly compromise themselves so so much because of these cocktail drugs
thanks to big pharma yeah
and science so if that's the case we know that if you have staff or MRSA then
then go then don't
trust big pharma yeah go fix it yourself yeah go fix it yourself and you
seaweed and honey you dumb
fuck yeah you fuck see how long you live yeah but so so it's funny to me that
people they use the
technology in their apple phones but that's not evil right they don't trust
other technology it's
all confirmation it's confirmation bias yeah you benefit every fucking day from
scientific thinking
right you don't you don't bury your friends and your children and your and and
your parents
because of scientific thinking you dumb fucks a little respect where it's due i'm
not saying you have
to trust big pharma i'm not saying big pharma doesn't have profit motive and
greed and i'm not
saying there aren't corrupt people and all these things and i'm not saying
there's not a dude named
big pharma out there yeah i'm not saying that you you should trust your
government i don't right i don't
trust a lot of big pharma i understand that but when you start going against
vaccines across the board
you're dumb as fuck yeah and also you're you're you're an ignorant idiot who
knows nothing about
history wow you know what's crazy is my sister can't even read but what does it
have to do with
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