Name: Theo Von Reminisces About Drinking from the Hose
Uploaded: 2019-07-16T17:00:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Reminisces About Drinking from the Hose' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-07-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Reminisces About Drinking from the Hose' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-07-16. Transcript available.

Dude, that's what I used to love, being young, that hose boy, remember that,
dude, where
we live, we didn't even have a hose, so I remember going to somebody's house,
and they
had that hose, and it was like, damn, y'all got just as damn much water as you
want, just
coming out of this magic rope, oh, dude, I remember just putting that thing
straight
into my dome hole one time, and just taking on as much as I could, my God, I
mean, I was
so, I was just cameled up, bro, I was just H2, ouch, bro, I was filled with
that agua, you
know, and Latinos call it that agua, and we, and it's water, but they don't
know how to
say it, it's like, agua, agua, you're like, no, water, but that's where we meet
together
and we teach each other, you know, but I remember that, man, that house hose
boy, just a magic
ass rope that came out from somewhere, and it had that water in it, and in
summertime, the
water tasted a little bit like the pipes, you'd get that hit, and you'd be like,
ooh, or if
you were the first person to take a sip off the hose after somebody turned it
on, that person
was a psychopath, maybe, I don't know, let's ask everyone, yes, yes, that
person was, because
that, that first hit had that, it was rust, it was, it tasted like house, had a
little bit
of paint in it, maybe a little bit of iron supplements in there, that first hit,
boy, if
somebody just went straight off the hose after somebody turned it on, it was
always real
hot, and that would do, I wouldn't have that, but my boy Daniel that lived in
our neighborhood,
he, that was his big thing, and he ended up getting into drugs and alcohol and
drugs, and
he, but his big thing was he liked to get that hot hose hit, that first one,
that one that, you
know, it tastes like a damn two years of science class, right up in that first
gulp, it'll make
you, you know, it'll make your bones pretend like they don't know each other,
that shit has got so
many minerals and stuff in it, you know, and you have a damn, you get that
first hit off
the hose, that hot hose hit, boy, and Daniel would do it, he would do one and
he'd go to
the neighbors and do another, next thing you know, he's, he's testing positive
for phosphorus
and for, you know, boron and shit, next thing you know, you know, he'll walk
around a room
and the, the, the, the light bulbs in the room will kind of turn and follow him,
like
he's all, because that hot house hit had different elements in it, had iron,
you know, had all
kind of stuff, sometimes there'll be a, you know, some, a stuck animal in the
pipe and
Daniel just take that thing to the dome, boy, he just, just huff a weasel off
that first
hit of hot house water, and he was risky, he was always kind of a risky boy.
Well, thanks for watching that video right there. That was a beautiful little
segment, I think.
But of course, I'm partisan to myself.
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