Name: Theo Von on Drew Brees Injury
Uploaded: 2019-09-17T02:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on Drew Brees Injury' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-09-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on Drew Brees Injury' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-09-17. Transcript available.

and if i sound down right now well it's because
drew breeze got hurt man he got hurt
and you know you could just and it's so funny i was watching the game and the
saint this uh
new orleans saints and the los angeles rams who most people even have not even
heard of that team
but they were going at it and it was exciting right in the beginning and and
then drew breeze got hurt
and it was so funny i would have rather watched when the camera would cut to
him you got to see
somebody you know here he is he's 40 years old and and the injury looks kind of
like it could be bad
you know he couldn't even pick up a football and it just uh he couldn't even
grip that freaking pig
that little that little you know deceased brown pig isn't it crazy that a
football is a pig that it
used to be a pig and now it's just you know they cut off the head and tied off
the ends of it and put
those white you know tried to kind of give it some white stitches or something
by the liver and now
they're throwing it around man i mean this you know we think we're so far
removed from
um what is it called uh not the ice age or something but um bestiality no um
you know we think we're so
far removed from i don't know what it's called neolithic the neo pale uh old
days the old days
let's agree with that we think we're so far removed from the old days but then
here you see
you know a bunch of guys throwing around that um just throwing around that that
little ripped up swine
chunk and you're like damn we are we are still we are a little bit stuck in the
past you know uh
but uh what was i talking about but yeah but drew breeze got hurt and at some
point i was enjoying
not enjoying but i was there was more every time the camera cut to him man it
was just so much it was
more entertaining than the game because i was watching this man who had you
know this was a man who had
the world on his back and who you could tell how just how determined he was and
how focused he was
in every game you can tell it like he's playing the game but he's also playing
this bigger
game like what he's doing right now always seems like just a move in a grander
scheme of his life
like he and he's able to do both at the same time it always seems like um and
you were just seeing him
just how limited he was by the circle by the by the moment you know you could
see him and he couldn't
and how limited he was by his vessel by his own body he couldn't grip that hand
he couldn't close that
hand up and he couldn't grip a football and he couldn't express himself
you know when you started to just see a man that was limited by
you know it's like even whatever that desire that fire inside of us that that
want you know
where it's all limited a little bit by the the reality by the actuality of what's
going on by
circumstance and and man that was a much greater game to me was just seeing the
look in his eyes the
mental game that was going on inside of him trying to hold his composure and
trying to
trying to almost in the moment find out who he was when suddenly he was
you is when suddenly the the path he had been on
came to an abrupt like there weren't any more there was no more path for it
just came to a like
a cul-de-sac and you were trying he had just so much energy so many people
behind him soon
i mean so many saints fans you saw him winning a championship again you saw him
you know you already
had these visions of him like hugging his kids again under the uh whatever that
is um
paper the paper the little paper rain um
fuck man my brain is stalled out dude what is my brain a dotson this shit is
shit needs oil um but you saw him stalled out the confetti you saw you know and
you just saw
and suddenly everything stopped man every all of it just and you saw him trying
to find out for a
or that's what i saw i saw a man struggling to know who he was
at this moment when the world had taken you know a different a a different turn
you know when
when the reality that whatever we want always isn't what's going to happen
or that things aren't going to work out perfectly or that when reality strikes
you know
and man and it broke your heart as a fan it broke your heart as a human i feel
like
to see someone with so much capability and so many people who look up to him or
look at him as a
figure of direction an example and suddenly he uh you see him come almost even
though he didn't put
himself into the atmosphere you see him um and and and and i and i did i put
him up in the atmosphere
i put him up you see him come back down to earth and it's uh i don't know it
was man it was it was
hectic man that was a hectic moment the day the the druzik died the day the druzik
died
that's that's an old song nobody even knows this whatever dude good evening
good afternoon and other
times thanks for watching that video you just saw i mean it was okay but the
next video you could watch
could be way better what if you watch a video right now that changes your life
well you could watch this
one or watch this one watch this one watch this one watch this one ah