Name: What is that called again?
Uploaded: 2019-09-27T17:30:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What is that called again?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-09-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What is that called again?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-09-27. Transcript available.

What is that called when you have eggs and there's on a ham and there's like a
little muffin?
God, what is that? It's beautiful. What is that?
I love it when I'm at breakfast and I get that sometimes. I don't get it a lot.
I don't get it that often.
But every now and then, I look, I read it though. When I see it on the menu, I'll
be like,
I'd love to have it, but I'm not gonna.
You know, it seems like something you get if you just won a prize or something.
Then you can get that. But if you're just kind of, you know, not winning prizes
and just kind of living life and just,
then you don't, I feel like you don't get it. And so that's how, that's kind of
what I do.
I get, you know, I don't get it, but I read it. I look around, I ask anybody
else if they're gonna get it too.
I say, oh, are you gonna get it, mom? Are you, you know? Hey, cuz, are you
getting that or what?
Boy, look at that beautiful treat. And what is it? It's like a little, they got
a little ham kind of medallion,
a little couple of dallions of pork right there. And then they got that, they
put an egg on it.
And God damn, that egg looks like a, I mean, it looks like a damn little, just
a little tit, bro.
Looks like a little protein titty. And they just set it right on there.
And they put a hollandise on that thing, bro. I mean, in that strong hollandise
too,
like somebody just took holland off of a, you know, like, like somebody just
took holland off of a globe
and just squeezed it out right onto that little stack you got going. What is
that? Let me Google it real quick.
Cuz that thing is a damn tasty hitter, bro. You put that thing in your mouth
and your fucking mouth turns into a, damn,
it wants more, bro. Your mouth will start to ovulate. You feel me? My cheeks,
bro, an egg, another egg will drop and I'll feel
something drop into my throat. Like, damn, what was that? I'm getting fallopian
in here. This shit has
got me activated. You know, you take one bite of that, my pH balance changes. I
smell like I've been
playing basketball, dude. That's how good that treat, that breakfast treat is.
That thing will make you put
on it. And it looks like if you read on the menu, you're like, oh, who eats
this? Maybe someone who's
like a captain in a war or something or somebody like a woman with like a big
hat, you know, or somebody
that's crying or something a lot. Let me see. Eggs, um, sauce, meat, ham medallion.
Um, and it's on a
bread sometime. It's on a biscuit or a little, and you put it on like a cut of
bread. Fuck. Jesus, man. Ah!
Sorry, that's on. You put it on a, on bread. Egg sauce, ham medallion on bread.
What is that?
Ah, shit. Oh, I misspelled sauce. Mmm. Oh, this is it. I see a picture of it
right here. What is this shit?
Egg Benedict. And that's who it is. Egg Benedict, man. Ooh. Egg Benedict, but
he's being nicer now.
You feel me? Because everybody's about to enjoy it. You know, Egg Benedict, but,
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