Name: Listener Asks Theo Von About "Joker" & Incels
Uploaded: 2019-10-09T07:55:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Listener Asks Theo Von About "Joker" & Incels' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-10-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Listener Asks Theo Von About "Joker" & Incels' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-10-09. Transcript available.

Hey, Theo. This is Tate from Atlanta.
What up, Tate?
Thanks for calling in, brother. I appreciate it.
First off, sorry I found an extra wipe today. I'm a little stuffy. I'm getting
over a cold.
So maybe don't stand too close to the phone because I don't want to get you
sick, bruh.
But anyways, I went and saw that new Joker movie last night.
Oh yeah, I think I'm going to go see it tomorrow, actually.
And I love face paint anyway. Let's hear more.
It was pretty good, but I know all the news outlets and all were reporting that
people might want to be aware that these incels might be there,
those movie premieres inciting violence and all that.
And I was like, well, what's an incel?
So I looked it up and it's involuntary celibates.
It's this like internet group of dudes who can't get any action and take it out
on women because they think that it's their problem somehow.
And I was just wondering, what are your thoughts on that?
That's just kind of weird to me.
I think it's a weird culture we live in and the internet forums and all that
can breed some really weird monster people, you know?
So yeah, anyway, appreciate it, love what you're doing.
Oh, thanks, man. Thank you for, sorry.
Gang, gang. Stay safe out there, man.
Gang, bro. I'll stay safe too.
And it is Halloween month, so it's that time of year where somebody will, you
know, dress up like a giraffe and hit you with a hatchet or something.
You know, for no reason and just say they were looking for candy or whatever
and they'll get off scot-free because these attorneys and all this shit.
But, yeah, they're in cellulars.
I don't do it.
You know, I think there's a lot of soft batch people out there.
Now, there's a lot of guys that struggle.
You know, if you struggle to meet women and struggle to, you know, converse
with women and struggle to form relationships, that's one thing.
But if you find that you have a real anger towards women, you know, that's
something else you got to deal with.
You can't be dressing, you know, you can't be dressing up like, you know, like
Christopher Robbins or whatever and, you know, throwing, you know, throwing
like wooden swords and shit at like local bitches in your area.
That's, you know, that's not the kind of, that's no way to, you know, it's
almost, we're heading into the holidays.
I mean, Jesus.
So, I don't, and also the news, I don't believe anything the news says.
I really don't.
I don't believe, ever since, remember when they said that about the election,
before they had the presidential election, they're like, oh, Hillary's going to
win this much.
And all the, all the polls they had done and, and then they were just wrong.
They were just wrong about everything.
And at that point I realized, oh, the news, it used to be like facts and now it's
just people guessing shit with cameras.
So, I think the movie's going to be fine.
I think the news is just trying to scare people.
You know, I think there's some guys out there, but they're tightening up.
That's what I think.
And things are looking up.
Have a little bit of red meat maybe, or have some strong broccoli.
You know, do something.
Eat a half a thing, you know, drink half a thing of fucking Elmer's.
You know, do something.
Tighten up and feel strong.
I think there's a lot of young men that are feeling stronger than ever.
You know, it's like the news is always saying, oh, there's racism and this and
that.
Bro, when I was in Pittsburgh for the game today, I saw so much, like, non-racism,
probably more than I've ever seen.
And I was like, oh, yeah, once again, everything's going fine.
Now, I don't think it's a bad idea to stay strapped if you need to these days
wherever you're going.
You know, if they have a legal law where you can carry a weapon.
I don't think you need to be alarming people like my cousin Jamie.
And he would, you know, he popped out from behind the computer, you know, the
computer desk with two guns on him.
And he was in his underpants.
And so he, Jesus Christ, dude, and he has a deviated septum.
And I had to listen to him snore for probably, oh, I can't even tell you.
It sounded like a couple of whales trying to meet each other and, you know, on
like a very distant beach.
But I don't even know what I'm talking about, man.
But I'll say this, bro.
You got to take care of yourself, dude.
Tighten up and keep tightening up.
That's what you can do.
That's what you can do.
And look, have a plan.
If you do have, don't, don't be the jack off that's sitting in the movie with
no plan.
You know, go in there, have a little bit of a plan.
No matter what, have an escape plan, you know.
If you're going in with your girl, you know, wear hard, you know, do something.
Have a little shield or something.
Do something.
Just have a little plan.
But I think overall that things are, everything's going to be okay.
I don't think things are getting that squirrely.
But then also, if they have people that are incels, dude, I don't know.
I guess we'll beat them somehow.
You know, we will defeat them when it all goes down.
That's what I'm hoping.
And I'm going to go see the movie tomorrow.
And I'm going to get some damn milk duds or whatever, dude, or some jujubies
and chill.
And I think a lot of these in-cellular fellas are, a lot of them probably are
men that feel, you know, they don't, they feel so probably anger towards women.
You know, there's been, there was a movement, and I don't know if it's still as
heavy as it was, but where a lot of women were just being mean towards men.
You know, just being mean, you know, and they were kind of using the guise of
feminism, but really just being just mean.
And a lot of times it's like lonely women, and we're writing these articles
about how bad men are, and they're just lonely.
Why not just write an article that just says, hey, I'm, you know what, man,
sometimes I'm lonely.
Dude, everybody could really relate to that article.
But just being a real B-I-T-C-H with a pen, because you are lonesome sometimes,
that's not super helpful, miss.
You know, and so I think a lot of these men that are attacking women, sometimes
they feel, they feel attacked probably.
And I'm not saying it's right, you know, you're not supposed to hit a woman.
But also, a lot of women these days, they're not, these aren't the same women
from 50 years ago, when a woman, you know, was doing, they didn't have gymnasiums,
and they didn't have, you know, women weren't doing a lot of, you know,
strength training and, you know, throwing axes and all of this, or throwing,
you know, big lead, you know, pushing sled lead.
But now you have, it's, dude, they got, dude, a buddy of mine, his wife hit him
with a car.
So he can't hit her one, he can't punch her in the shoulder one time.
So what is the rule then, what is going on there, you know?
I mean, his wife hit him with a damn LeSabre.
Not the, uh, sort of, Buick.
So what you can't, he can't, you know, he can't rattle one off one time, or put
her in a, you know, a rear naked choke for 30 seconds.
There gotta be some rules, sometimes.
But I don't just think for sheer anger, you can just be attacking women out in
the street.
That's not gonna help anything.
So, um, but this makes me think about pornography, man.
I've been struggling with the dark arts, brother, I'll be honest with you.
Uh, you know, about three months ago, I have this blocker on my phone that
keeps pornography off, and it, it somehow, it updated or didn't update.
And next thing you know, man, the whole just, I mean, Satan's, just, it's just
like Satan's belly button opened up.
It was like he was a piñata, and his belly button just opened up and just
started spilling dirty candies all over me.
So I've been struggling with a little bit of that, um, and I turned on some
blockers they have on the iPhone.
And they're, like, N8 blockers built into the system, you know, natural blockers
that Apple has.
But I want to get that full throttle and get back to the thing that I had going
on before.
So, um, but just to chime in, I'm not an in-cell, I don't think, but, you know,
I'm kind of an in-and-out cell.
Like, I'm in and then I'm out.
I'm out and then I'm in.
Sometimes I feel, you know, like I'm okay.
Sometimes I feel like I'm not.
I think I'm just cellular.
That's what I am.
I'm not in-cellular.
I'm not out-cellular, really.
I'm just cellular.
We all are.
You know, that's the building blocks of us.
That's what they said.
Or that's the atoms, maybe.
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