Name: Theo Von Responds To Bobby Lee's Mullet
Uploaded: 2019-12-30T23:00:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Responds To Bobby Lee's Mullet' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-12-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Responds To Bobby Lee's Mullet' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-12-30. Transcript available.

oh let me comment on this bobby lee who obviously named after general robert e
lee
and a lot of you guys know bobby lee is a beautiful um korean or semi-korean
comedian
and uh he has a podcast called tiger's belly which is also a rare food i think
it's a rare
food and it's also a nickname for diarrhea which is then a nickname for nick swartzen
but i'm gonna
tell you bobby lee decided to uh drop a little homage which is french and also
i think is a cheese
to your boy by getting the same haircut
so bobby you want to step out here new to my uh heratory bro that's what i'm
seeing here
but let me tell you that it's not just a this what you wandered into robert is
not just a
a style man it's an embodiment of something bigger than yourself
dude this it's that byo tarzan bro it's like having something just swinging off
the back of you
you know what i'm saying dude anybody could just have hair i think tons of
things have hair dude
even some women have a little bit of hair on their chin bro you know and they
might work at the library
or whatever but what i'm telling you robert or bobby as you go by which is
obviously a racist name
but i'm telling i'm telling you this bobby that you can't just just try to
embody
my follicle karate bro you feel me you can't just try and duplicate my gator
cape baby okay
because you hear
when i turn my head you hear that you hear that tail flip around bro
that thing that thing will bite a baby at disney world brine playing this
haircut ain't playing robert
and i saw you the other day bobby and you look like uh rosie oh donald that's
what you was looking
like man with your long hair i've seen it and now you're trying to come at your
boy
in the slept kingdom wants to challenge the rat kingdom well let me just tell
you
little daddy that this is a working man's cut this isn't one of these uh
sleeping
cuts that you like your hair before would have tested positive for uh tempur-pedic-ness
what i'm saying is you you're gonna have to wake up bobby because the haircut
you have now that
you've grown in that you come into this adult men's haircut before you had a
children's cut
you know kind of a thick child maybe that it um never done well on standardized
tests and then was
put into a unique school for children that learn more by shapes and by you know
um soft items
but now you have a real seniors haircut man a man's cut and this is a full-bodied
style
you know this thing has aroma coming off of it you know you got that haircut
now man uh
look i'll tell you sometimes i turn around and there'll be six raccoons behind
me and two of
them doing dice bro and one of them's cutting up a gram so it's just
you're entering a realm that i don't know if you're prepared for
and i don't know if you're welcome well thanks for watching that video right
there that was a
beautiful little segment i think but of course i'm partisan to myself but you
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