Name: Theo Von Reacts to Harry & Meghan Leaving the Royal Family
Uploaded: 2020-01-23T23:10:45.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Reacts to Harry & Meghan Leaving the Royal Family' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-01-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Reacts to Harry & Meghan Leaving the Royal Family' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-01-23. Transcript available.

Oh, I saw Prince Harry and Meghan, they left.
And if you don't know about it, then you can know about it right now.
Prince Harry and Meghan left.
That's so wild.
If I was a prince, would I just...
They gave up the titles, kind of.
And they moved to Canada and America.
That ain't really roughing it.
You want to rough it, give up the titles, move to Serbia and Montenegro, dog.
You know?
You want to rough it, move to...
You know, St. Louis and Afghanistan.
You know, but giving up the titles.
Would you give up the titles?
The titles are kind of old-fashioned, I guess.
I mean, I think that some of the thing is crazy.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know, man.
I got a lot of schools.
Sometimes I wish we had a king.
You know, I wish we just voted and we just had this kind of strange dude
wandering around in a building somewhere.
You know, and practicing jousting and shit like that and doing thumbs up or
thumbs down.
Every time a new bad boys movie comes out.
So you know if you have to see it or not.
And then they, you know, but yeah, they're giving up the titles, man.
If I was a prince, would I give that up?
But Harry was the wild, Harry was always the wild one.
He was in the military.
He seemed like the cool cat.
You know, he had his wiener out in Vegas, dude.
That's a regular guy.
I mean, hell, he could be president next, you know, in two terms.
It makes you kind of...
The lady, they got the baby.
Yeah, I'm saying if you're going to give up the titles, they're going to still
be...
I think they kind of just didn't want to live at the house.
That's what it sounds like.
They wanted to get out of London.
They wanted to get into maybe something, just more of an adventure kind of.
And plus, his brother, Charlie, is the...
Yeah, Harry's the duke, I think.
Yeah, the other boy's going to be the king.
Dude, if my brother's going to be the king, bro...
F***.
You guarantee I'll be out fishing, dude.
Dang, bro.
I ain't just going to hang out at the house and watch my brother be king.
Come on, boy.
Dude, I'll grow my arms out and be out there.
I'll chase him.
You know?
Or I would...
Dude, if my brother's the king, I would be up to no good.
I would get some neck tattoos and probably get a Dodge Charger.
And drive past the middle school or the high school.
Even though I'm too old to be there.
And floor it and make the ladies hot, bro.
Let the ladies get that damp canal, bro.
Probably let them tighten up when they see daddy roll by.
If I was, like, young.
I'm not talking about now.
I'm saying if I was a young...
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Thank you guys for checking out this clip.
And if you want to see another clip,
then you can look at this clip or this clip.
Either one of these.
So, did you pick one or are you still just watching me do this?
Because this is alarming.