Name: Theo Von Talks Denver
Uploaded: 2020-02-09T21:00:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Talks Denver' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-02-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Talks Denver' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-02-09. Transcript available.

Denver, baby. Back from Denver.
And they call it, some people call it Menver.
Menver, you know, like they got more men over there.
But I saw a good, I definitely saw a decent gaggle of mountain kitten.
You know, kind of just scheming about.
I saw a lot of beautiful, seemed like a lot of beautiful women over there.
I mean, a lot of them were at a distance, could have been, you know, transvestites
or wigged men.
And there are a lot of wigged men out there.
A lot of wonderful people visited the shows, a lot of hill people, a lot of
mountainers, you know.
You can, you know, you see a lot of people come down, they got different furs
on them, different.
In Denver, you don't know, sometimes you'll be petting something, and you'll
think it's a Great Dane, and then it'll kind of lift up, and it's got a
Starbucks.
And it's some fella, maybe some fella named Randy or something, and he just had
on a fur.
You know, you see a lot of crouching randies, or crouching tigers hitting randies.
You know, you think something, it's like, oh, there's a sheep, and it's, oh,
that's Vanessa.
You know, she was just bending down, picking up something.
She dropped her phone.
Because people wear exotic furs, a lot of sheep, a lot of seal.
You'll see somebody wearing seal fur, seal skin.
So you definitely have that wildness out there.
A lot of neat people came out.
Fat Trish came out.
Shout out Fat Trish.
Shout out.
I met this guy who said that I bummed a cigarette off of him in 2001.
So that was pretty cool.
My boy Eric came out.
Little Doyle.
Gay Henry, this dude who was, he just kept increasing the gay amount as the
night went on.
You got those buddies, you know.
You know, at 10 o'clock, they, you know, they're Brad Pitt at 10 p.m., and by 2
a.m., they fucking ball bag Lance a lot.
You know, they just, you're like, whoa, whoa, we really shifting here.
Big Ronnie, Big Ronnie came out with that buck, with those buck teeth, respect.
And I think that was about everybody.
A lot of people with mountain asthma.
A lot of MAs.
The mountain asthmatics.
And the air, when you get into Colorado, the air has a little bit of.
The air just feels thicker.
Like it's got shoulders on it.
Like you just, that air, it hit the sides of your lungs.
I said, what you doing, boy?
What you doing?
You better be doing something, boy.
It's refreshing.
There's something refreshing there.
And that's a gift.
And that's a gift.
A lot of places do not have that.
But they have it there.
And what a beautiful group of people to come on out and enjoy life with.
But now it's Denver, where the air's got that, that air is like it's wearing
shoulder pads.
Hit you.
You know, that air's got something in it.
It's got something going on.
Every breath you take, you can feel that it, that, that, that, that inhale,
that it's got a mother and a father out there.
You know, every, you know, when you inhale the air out there in Colorado, you
could feel the wind in the distance looking for its baby that you just took off
the planet.
It's Colorado, man.
It's Colorado.
And that's a native word, I'm sure.
What does it mean?
Let me look it up right now, actually.
Shout out to all, like, three different dudes came out that had Trey Anastasio
tattoos on their back, too.
And, uh, Colorado is of Spanish origin, meaning color red.
The name was applied to the Colorado River because of the red sandstone soil of
the region.
And there you go.
So, never too late to get some facts.
Back in Los Angeles, back from the mountains.
Back from the, I mean, it's just really just a, it's almost like, say you
opened up a refrigerator and all that's inside of it is a bunch of nature.
And there's a little mountain over there.
And a mountain, all a mountain is, is a mountain is just a bunch of land got
together and just said, now what, bitch?
You feel me?
You know what I'm saying?
A mountain is just a gang of land.
It's basically MS-13 of dirt.
That's all a mountain is, bro.
You know, a prairie looks over at a mountain or, you know, like a valley looks
at a mountain.
It's like, damn, these dudes are bullies.
That's all it is, man.
But shout out everybody, bro.
Thank you guys for checking out this clip.
And if you want to see another clip, then you can look at this clip or this
clip.
Either one of these.
So, did you pick one or are you still just watching me do this?
Because this is alarming.