Name: Theo Von Does Exotic Meats
Uploaded: 2020-02-11T21:00:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Does Exotic Meats' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-02-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Does Exotic Meats' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-02-11. Transcript available.

Hey, Theo, what's up, man? I just got a little concerned around past you.
I got a brother, and he's just recently come across some meat that my sister
gives him, and she's actually a truck driver.
Oh, yeah. I know what you're talking about, dude. That's just family meat, man.
Onward.
And so she gets a lot of exotic meat throughout the Midwest, and she offloaded
a couple of pounds of ostrich to my brother.
And, you know, he's been eating it every day, and he's kind of like Keto.
He's kind of like he has a picture of it every day. It's just a little weird,
and I'm wondering, what's your idea of that, man?
Like truck driver wild bird meat, you know? Do you think it might be going to
his brain a little bit?
Anyways, man, thanks, and I hope you're doing good.
Thanks, brother. Back at you, man.
Oh, I think if you have a little bit of stretch, brother, ain't nothing wrong
with you.
You know, there ain't nothing wrong you wake up in the morning, have a couple
eggs, and a hit of stretch.
You know?
Not everybody gets to have ostrich, so maybe, you know, you should, you know,
your brother's lucky to have that delicacy, baby.
You know, some people that say you can't eat this, and you can't eat that, and
I say this. Watch me.
You can't eat that, okay?
Unless you're going to come by my house and stand by my plate, I might have a
little something, okay?
Sometimes I might have me a little cut of Hulk, all right?
I might have me a little basket of, or half, I might have me half a basket of
seal nuggets.
All right, y'all don't tell me what I can have and what I can't.
Y'all never know.
I might have a little bit of canary brittle, for I shut it down for the night.
I might have some adolescent back ribs.
I might bring a nine in the joint and have a Popeye's chicken sandwich, okay?
I might have something rare.
I might have a little bit of, you know, I might have some Doberman on brioche,
or some carp tarts, or some goldfish filets with a little bit of reindeer remoulade
drizzle.
Everybody has different desires.
So if you got a little bit of stretch over there, if your lady's, you know,
visiting another man and dropping off a little bit of that frickin' long neck O
meat to him, well, more power to him, bro.
That's family.
You know, what I hate the most is when my sister drives past my house and don't
bring me shit.
So thank you for calling, man, and I hope everybody out there drops off some
rare meat to somebody that they love.
Thank you guys for checking out this clip, and if you want to see another clip,
then you can look at this clip or this clip.
Either one of these.
So did you pick one, or are you still just watching me do this?
because this is alarming.