Name: Theo Von on Canada: What Is It?
Uploaded: 2020-02-21T21:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on Canada: What Is It?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-02-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on Canada: What Is It?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-02-21. Transcript available.

And then I was up in Canada, in Calgary.
Let me tell you this, if you haven't been to Calgary, I'm thinking, like, Calgary,
what is it?
You know, I didn't even know Canada was a real place for a long time.
I thought it was just, you know, a place where America practiced safety, you
know, and practiced safety equipment.
When you think about Canada, you think, well, what is it?
You know, what is Canada?
It's America's hat.
You know, it's this cold hat that America wears.
If you look at a map, it's like this big cold hat.
And I'll tell you this, there's people up there.
There's people up there, and they're as friendly.
I don't feel any stress when I'm in Canada.
You get there, and you don't feel like nobody's judgmentally looking around.
There's so much less judgment.
Like, people keep to themselves, but not in a way where they're doing it to
keep away from you.
Like, in America, there's this weird, and maybe I feel it more in Los Angeles,
and that's definitely so.
Like, you go into some smaller towns, into some real communities here in this
fine country, and you don't feel it as much.
But in Los Angeles, you feel everybody, you know, looking over like, oh, who's
this, my love?
Heh, heh.
You know?
Who's this?
Oh, look at that.
Big Daniel, you know?
With his, you know, full-body cast.
You know?
Or who's this bitch over here?
You know, wearing electricity around her neck with them Louis Vuittons or
whatever.
You know, who's this?
Oh, this kid's got, you know, this, you know, this kid's a gender-neutral sea
bass.
And he thinks he's a shit.
Because he's got a fin out of, coming out of his back and, you know, four
different types of genitalia between his legs.
Oh.
You know, people think that they're fancy out here.
But you don't feel that in Canada.
In Canada, everybody's just Canadian.
You know, some people may have a little more than others here and there.
But, you know, in the end, that everybody, it seems like everybody kind of has
each other's back.
And now, look, I've spent, I've been to maybe five cities in Canada.
Bro, Canada, you could lay down in the street, middle of the street, in a city,
in a city, in a downtown, fall asleep.
And when you woke up in the morning, someone would have put a blanket on you.
And cars that were driving down the street would have probably shut their
engines off when they got close to you, gotten out of the car, and pushed their
car past you as to not wake you up.
Like, that's the kind of, people are just way considerate of others.
And it's not like they're trying to be, it's just, it's in their nature.
It kind of reminds me, if I had to guess what America was like, maybe, you know,
50 years ago.
And maybe not for everybody, you know, I mean, but, you know, it'd probably be,
I mean, Canada's very white.
So it'd probably, you know, what America was like for most people.
I mean, I know there was a lot of racial tension and struggle.
But for regular white people, I bet it was similar to probably something that
Canada is.
Canada's diverse too, man.
They have, I mean, it's, it's pretty white.
But everybody's, I mean, they have a lot of Indian, a lot of Pakistani.
I mean, it's, I don't know.
I had a blast, man, up in Calgary.
I didn't know this about Calgary either.
It's like the second richest city in the world.
Because of oil, they got that drip, drip.
They got that drip, droppity, drop.
You know, damn, boy, that oil.
That oil.
Wow, you know what's crazy is my sister can't even read.
But what does it have to do with us right now?
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