Name: Geography 101 with Theo Von
Uploaded: 2020-02-22T17:00:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Geography 101 with Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-02-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Geography 101 with Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-02-22. Transcript available.

the french quarter great place if you want to see somebody get shot or some or
you want to get a
good sandwich and watch somebody get cut up or something by a burglar or
whatever you got to go
to the french quarter and if you haven't been to jacksonville it's kind of like
a ross dress for
less but it's alive i was just up in tacoma last week and that's uh cold water
country even in the
bird baths you see birds stop by check the water too cold take off die of dehydration
i caught a
bass it was f***ing shivering and you know in indiana i think the ku klux klan
started there
and a lot of people think it was in the south and it was actually in indiana so
you know i'm just
kind of saying that but you know other good stuff started there too basketball
so one thing that was
good for different ethnicities and one thing that was bad for different ethnicities
so it's you know
it's definitely hit or miss out there you know it's hit or miss boston yep hey
ceo it's dan from
pittsburgh gang gang dude i got pink eye up there in the monongahela once and i
got a
a job one time over there behind that giant eagle out of bucko's yoi double yoi
oh car
damn sandwich blowing paint blowing the sand trap and it's shanley park
let's hear more hey ceo this is ashley um i'm calling from tampa hey ashley
thank you for calling
for tampa uh tampa bad zoning down there you know strip club right next to a
place where you could get
a boat or you know get a animal euthanized all types of stuff spanish moss
everything and toronto
dude it's so diverse let me tell you that if you're racist you couldn't even
figure out who to hate
this is the most diverse place you ever seen man one dude said he was jalapeno
i'm like what is that
they got a dude he was polish and pomeranian some dude said he was um serbian
macchiato
we got josh 24 from cincinnati that's chili country they have chili there they're
famous for chili
they have two types of chili that are popular one of them is disgusting i've
had that one onward
and that's washington you got to probably do some wild up in washington get a
rap sheet
because it's mostly the woods you know mostly a lot of you could chalk up to
mother nature
i've been up to man it's a lot of people growing their own weed arguing with
the cops and the cops
are also at home growing their own weed okay i spent some time off islesboro
island out there
john travolta country went and we had dinner with kirsty alley one time when i
was a child a friend of
mine knew her and also hit a bat with a um with a tennis racket so i've been
through some
out there in wisconsin that's the dairy belt you'll step in something outside
you're like oh what is
that and it's just nothing that's a little bit of two percent you'll see some
stray yogurt just kind
of rolling down a hillside tampa florida that's pirate country a lot of deviant
ex-husbands and bad
mustaches down there in tampa baltimore good place to get crab and murdered let's
hear more
seattle tries to hide it off in the suburbs like it's not a real place but tacoma's
out there
and they got they they call it the tacoma aroma in the air but i like that come
over here to tacoma
get a hit people over there in seattle y'all petting salmon and doing all of
this shit you go to
tacoma boy anything will happen there was some drunk lady she ran into a truck
right walking then she
started fist fighting a dang dodge ram so that's what's going on real over
there in tacoma wow you
know what's crazy is my sister can't even read but what does it have to do with
us right now hope you
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