Name: Theo Von and Charlie the Dog
Uploaded: 2020-03-09T16:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Charlie the Dog' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Charlie the Dog' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-09. Transcript available.

some people treat their dogs like a slave you notice it so i went to the park
this morning to
get a little bit of heat a little free heat from the sunshine you know a little
bit of that vitamin
d straight from the vitamin god you feel me i'm talking straight off the tit of
the lord the sky
and just catch that free heat right in my face and neck
and i went over there and i was just sitting in the in the grass making me a
little gratitude list
and doing a couple etchings and stuff on um on one of those legal pads you know
and this man i heard
this old man he's like char he goes charlie get over here char charlie get over
here
and i thought it was two you know kind of drug-induced or you know drug-induced
homosexual
men doing a you know splitting up a you know a gram or a vial of a vial of
speed
but then i look over and this man
who i'll be honest this man look like duty bro
this man look like just man just real just just duty
duty duty and he's yelling at this dog
because the dog smelled something or saw this and the dog he's over there he's
investigating
you know he might have a little bit of hound in him or a little bit of uh
investigator gadget or whatever that guy's name was
remember that show
but the the dog he's you know he's sniffing on an orange peel or doing
something you know
were smelling a um you know a park needle or something or whatever
and the man's like shorts get over
just yelling at him
and charlie first of all charlie was way healthier this man looked like
just first of all looked like somebody had shaved his whole body with like a
one
or like a one and a half he had a fade like on his arms shoulders everything
crazy just real bristly looking dude kind of guy he looked like he was like a
pipe cleaner
you know what i remember pipe cleaners
remember in school sometime if you was one of the weirdo kids and they at the
art class
they would give you these pipe cleaners and say hey do something with this
and you'd be like what do i do it'd be like ah we don't know just do something
we hoping you graduate soon because nobody could stand you you know
and um and yeah this dude i'm thinking man this dog
and then so then the dog comes over by me
and now i'm kind of pissed because i'm sitting there trying to do a little bit
of um
legal work or whatever you know writing stuff and drawing
and this man's charlie leave him alone
so i said dude i said charlie ain't messing with me man
i said you messing with me by yelling you're messing with everybody
sir
and fuck it just i don't know man
and the dog went over to him and i just felt like
i don't know when charlie left dude i felt like damn bro
charlie don't want to be with that man and that man treats him bad
that's how i felt dude
so
but yeah charlie was like a big dog
and i'll be honest i slipped him a piece of nicorette
so
charlie fucking get that hit from daddy right there
so that guy can kiss my ass bro
what i'm saying is you can't your dog is not a slave
he doesn't work for you
okay
you can't you know say this
do this charlie get in the house
no ham hocks charlie nothing for you
you can't be like that to an animal
you got to treat an animal a little bit kinder i think
but i don't know i don't know their backstory
that shit just made me mad i don't see a lot of animals and stuff so
um
and here in los angeles so it just made me kind of
kind of upset but
good evening good afternoon and other times
thanks for watching that video you just saw
i mean it was okay
but the next video you could watch could be way better
what if you watch a video right now that changes your life
well you could watch this one or watch this one
watch this one watch this one
watch this one
ah