Name: Theo Von Performs Laughing Exorcisms
Uploaded: 2020-03-14T16:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Performs Laughing Exorcisms' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Performs Laughing Exorcisms' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-14. Transcript available.

onward and um i just had to call in to say we had so much fun uh just laughing
our heads off
um everybody around us just doubled over laughing i mean i've been to a lot of
shows but i've never
laughed that hard at a comedy show but genuine question when you're up and look
and i hate to
interrupt you but sometime the laughter it could it'll bring it out of you it's
that it's almost
like an exorcism but a good one it'll make something come out of you a secret
sometimes people laugh so
hard they they tell a truth about themselves they let a secret loose some guy
the other day he laughed
so hard at the show and he's just like he came out of the closet he's like i'm
gay and his buddy's
like patrick dude what are you talking about patrick have another beer man your
wife's gonna
pick us up in about 20 minutes dude she's gonna be pissed bro have two beers
patrick and calm down
bro you're gonna be fine you gotta get back to your wife and kids man so you
don't know somebody you
know somebody sometimes that giggle will just wiggle something right out of you
it'll just shake a truth
right out of your freaking lie booth right out of the back of your brain you'll
just be like i killed
somebody with a shovel like i love licorice people just you know i don't wash
my husband's clothes but i tell
him i do so he's always wearing dirties you know you just sometimes when that
laughter gets you lisa it
can really shake something out of you it can shake the mainframe and that's
when maybe a little
dribble of some truth will just leak out of your feet
you know you suddenly suddenly you'll slip in a fact about yourself that you
never wanted to admit
oh i like the smell of my own ass
you know something or something like that you know sometimes you'll just a
truthful pot will just
just whip right out of you that you don't want you know
uh i've been saving all my back hair that i shave off in a bag under the sink
in my bathroom
ah you know it just that's what can happen
uh my my tits smell like tangerines
so anyway a lot of truths and and and and non uh and old secrets can come just
just avalanching
out of your freaking uh brain stem let's hear more lisa up on stage can you
hear how hard
we're laughing like are you able to get that positive feedback from us because
i mean every
sentence you were saying at one point everybody was just dying laughing man it
was it was just
incredible so thank you so much for coming to our neck of the woods thanks for
everything
well you guys have a beautiful neck of the woods up there
in toronto and i and i never thought canada was real when i was young
and i've said that before drop my keys um
you know i thought can i thought if you died in canada you woke back up in america
that's something that i thought or that i'd heard or that i just thought
and then pretended like i'd heard
you know i thought maybe um or canada was just a place that they practice
safety equipment
like if you ever saw a helmet or some knee pads or uh
you know if you was at doing the bumper bowling and they had the special lanes
on the side
for the kind of kids that had a hit of that tism or just youngsters
that wasn't used to pushing ball
and you say oh all that's from canada
but
um as far as the laughter goes you know it's really
you can
what can you hear
yes sometimes i feel like i talk too fast and i step on people's laughter
um
in a comedy club i'm so used to that i'm more used to the area
and so i know how to manage that room size of a room better when it's about 300
but in some of these theaters you get upwards you know a thousand two thousand
it gets tricky
and i can't see anything when i'm up there i could see maybe the first two rows
kind of
and
then it's just
lights it seemed like somebody
you ever been outside and somebody's pulling a boat up on a dock
and you're like oh are they gonna park this thing or are they just gonna shine
that light in my eye for an hour
it's like that it's like two people are parking boats but none of them will
park
they're just
it's like okay park your boat
shut off the light
or it's like two motorcycles coming at you diagonally
and the light are just hitting you so you can't see anything you kind of have
this light in your eyes
so sometimes it feels like you're performing to
it's almost like it's an experiment or something like there's just
you hear like a laugh like a
kind of like the sound of laughter but mostly you just see these two lights
and you feel like you're just performing into nothing almost
um
it's really bizarre
so sometimes it's nice at the end of the show or some in the beginning the
the the light man will pull the
will bring the lights up for a second
and then you can see everyone and it's
it is a 180 from what you've been seeing the whole time
so sometimes people will react or do something in the audience
and if i don't react to it i can't see it i have no idea what's going on most
of the time
uh
but
but man it was so much fun there was one moment where
they brought the lights up it was on saturday i think
and
and man i felt like
what did i i just felt
people were having so much fun and cheering
it managed just
i don't know i just felt
it doesn't feel like it's
for me i guess it just feels like people are having a good time
but it felt just felt cool
it was like wow this is something just fun to be a part of
so
i'm just glad you guys had a good time lisa i'm glad you and your friend came
out and um
and enjoyed each other's company
you know there is something nice after the show if i get to see some people and
stuff and just
you know knowing people had fun man it means a lot
good evening good afternoon and
other times
thanks for watching that video you just saw
i mean it was okay
but
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your life
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