Name: Bert Kreischer on Writing Jokes About His Family | w/Theo Von
Uploaded: 2020-03-27T16:00:31.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bert Kreischer on Writing Jokes About His Family | w/Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bert Kreischer on Writing Jokes About His Family | w/Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-27. Transcript available.

who is she she got a question for us actually we'll get right into that about
your statement
let's get this question real quick right here from ally semi-related what you
guys talk about
okay you feel hey bert this is ally from megafalls canada calling turn it up
man uh question for
bert wondering if there's any topic that is off limits or off the table
regarding your daughters
or your wife um in your comedy uh keep doing what you're doing guys thank you
for everything
gang gang gang huh she's beautiful beautiful lady right there um his hand too i'm
always
shocked when you see a pretty person that has seen your stand up and you're
like you saw me
yeah like i get it if you're like 280 pounds you got a beard you're troubled
yeah yeah and you're
like dude you've got some hard times i go i got you man we all go through those
hard times yeah
but man when you see her you're like huh what happened um there's nothing off
them there's only
been one subject that isla asked me not to talk about um but like i talked
about her period i'll
get her period in the special um they're pretty cool with it although i i gotta
be honest with you i
don't know you don't know the long-term effects of it i don't i wish i did you
know i mean not in a
bad way but you don't it's like i don't and it's dad's gone he's a comedian you
know i'm saying he's
dry he's fine around the country telling people about my period i don't i don't
i i don't i can't
imagine it's gonna be awesome like i i you know you don't put any thought into
it here's how it
works is that like right so i'm on the road with at the time it's me segura and
ian bagger doing
irvine and brea every tuesday every tuesday wednesday right we're just banging
out tuesday
wednesday tuesday wednesday not ontario just irvine and brea me and segura
driving out and then
one day you tell a joke the first joke i wrote about the girls was um isla was
a baby and she
had uh she they woke up early in the morning i go downstairs i hear my baby
monitor go downstairs
i'm like what's going on or why are you laughing george is in a rocking chair
isla's naked
and george is like dad you gotta see baby isla's new trick the dogs in between
them like i don't
fucking know and i go what is it she goes i don't want to spoil it for you isla
show dad
and isla takes her finger shoves it up her ass and puts it in the dog's mouth
oh and that's the
first joke i wrote about my daughters and the jolly rocher and it the jolly rocher
we call the happy
nazi and so i go and so i tell that story on stage and both the in and tom are
like bro that's like
that's legit funny it's not a kid joke that's just a funny fucking joke like we
don't have kids and we
still like it and that was where i flipped the switch and so then no then isla's
maybe two or three
george is four or five you start writing jokes about your kids and they're
definitely not seeing
it they're not seeing it at all and then i do the machine and i put all those
stories i have in about
the girls and it starts to work like people start to relate to it i do secret
time and that's when
they were like they were like hey like uh like kind of curious like what do you
say about us and i was
like that's not a big deal this one they were like yo run everything past us
first and so i had to
run the period joke past isla and she was uh did you sit down and talk to her
about it kind of i told her well i put it here's what you know me man i put her
on fucking instagram
stories the day it happened so the day it happened she gets her period she
wants to do a period party
do they do that now oh yeah it's big time what oh yeah a period party i told
part of the story on
conan and it went viral i told just a part of the story on conan and it got 20
million views immediately
so like she got she's like i mean i want to ruin it watch this special but she
i get i get all the
stuff for the period party i dress in red i mean what like fucking red velvet
cake fucking yeah dude
that's what i said that's what i said dude you're gonna love dude you'll love
this bit you'll love
this bit but my point is i put it all on instagram stories that night because i'm
laughing i'm dying
laughing and then i get in bed that night she comes in she's like hey big boy i
need you to take that
down and i go what i go baby it's it's it's fine i think it's cool she goes
yeah i know i don't mind
people knowing i threw a period party but i don't want kids in my school
knowing i have my period yeah
and i went oh okay that makes sense so i pull it all down and then i go to louisville
that next
weekend and i talk about it i try it on stage and just that just that reaction
you just had is the
whole room's having it but the weird part you know me i'm a meathead i'm like a
fucking mouth breather
is women are connecting with it going like cheering for isla which i think is
cool so then i work it
out a little bit i talked to isla about it and i was like hey i want to do a
part of that story on
conan and she's like she goes why i go i think it's good i think it's a good
thing i think that
the thing that you're doing is going to be good for little girls and other
little girls will see it
and if the trauma that george when george had her period she was a fucking
nightmare and i said the
trauma george went through you can help them avoid that because she isla didn't
want to go through
what george went through so she just circumnavigated and went i'm going to
celebrate this moment
right and so i told her on conan she watched it she was cool with it but then
the next day
my email gets flooded with little girls emailing me like their parents their
parents are emailing me
from their daughters like this my daughter wants you to wants you to read this
and letters coming
into my manager like hey i was really scared about getting my period i've been
really nervous about it
but i saw your dad's story thank you for letting him tell it and then an island
named her period and
they go and by the way we just welcome daryl to our family wow and so it was so
like i don't i don't
have any limits like i'll talk about fucking anything whether or not it goes
into a special
it's like another thing because i gotta i gotta run it by them damn like and i
know it's getting
it's getting touchy for georgia yeah because they're cheap yeah i could imagine
but yeah i could imagine
that that's a lot going on she's 15 and when she starts fucking up and you want
to talk about it
you know she's gonna like can you imagine if you're if all your fuck-ups
oh i couldn't yeah and so it's i don't know man i i we'll see who knows maybe i
won't make it out
of this coronavirus and that's the end of my stand-up good evening good
afternoon and other times
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