Name: Theo Von Listener Sends His Mother to Hospital with Weed Brownies
Uploaded: 2020-04-03T16:00:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Listener Sends His Mother to Hospital with Weed Brownies' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Listener Sends His Mother to Hospital with Weed Brownies' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-03. Transcript available.

hey what up tío man the rat king el raton de reyes onward
el rey raton oh there you go el rey raton gracias
yeah man so i'm just calling cause uh i feel a little guilty man this past
weekend i was
chilling with my friend big wave dave bwd boy big wave dave out there bro don't
let him drown
you feel me cause sometimes people have a name like that you know splashy johansson
or whatever
or fucking uh you know they'll have uh you know lake jake or something like
that and then they
drown so cause they're you know they try to live up to the name onward we're
making the magic brownies
baby i'm not talking about that bill costly special i'm talking about that that
weed okay you're
talking about that green that leafy dessert huh you made some weed brownies and
what else
onward and uh yeah so we made them brownies right i was hiring bud dogs for
baby
gang i feel you look bro i'm feel armstrong you got me go the next morning i
got a call from my
father he said he said your mother's in the emergency room oh man i'm sorry to
hear that dude uh i just
didn't expect you to say that just now because you and big wave dave boy or
whatever his name was you
you know um you guys were just having snacks onward
i was shocked i said well what happened and he said nothing she felt like she
was having a heart
attack she was dying or something well that's something bro that's not nothing
nothing is
you know maybe sitting sitting outside on the porch or something or
you know getting in your car and you haven't started it yet but you haven't
you're not looking at your phone yet or anything you're just sitting in there
um onward i said damn well what's she eat he said she didn't eat nothing she
just said
a little bit of those brownies she left in the morning except last night i mean
i'm sorry
so yeah just feeling a little guilty probably won't ever tell her and um yeah
it's just a heavy load
to carry on on me for the rest of my life gang gang baby gang bro yeah that's a
lot
when you're out there drugging your own mother secretly through dessert
that's heavy you know that's real real heavy
when your mother you know the lady that brought you out of her own womb bro
she sprouted you out into the world through that vaheen papa
and you drugging her out at the house
she can't even go to her own ice box and get a couple of sweet treats
without you fucking dousing her up
jesus christo papa
i mean come on bro your own mother
who who gestated you inside of her body brother
who sprouted you from the size of nothing
and who just l just let you down that magic sweat elevator into the world into
existence
and you out there dousing her up
with them little cosby cakes bro come on man
bro you need to write your mom a letter dude
and mail it to her and tell her what happened bro
i don't think it's the thing you say face to face
i think you send her a letter
and say look mom
i'm that dude you know that drugs his mother
i'm the guy who drugs his mother through night times
you know through sweets through you know morsels
through you know dessert
because who you know i'm saying what's next
you're gonna you know slip your father a couple things a molly bro
you're gonna put a little percocet in your sister-in-law's pudding
where does it end
so i think coming clean bro
that's it
and they'll call you big wave dave and come and clean gene
and i know your name is not gene
but if it was it would make great sense
good evening good afternoon and other times
thanks for watching that video you just saw
i mean it was okay
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