Name: Chris D'Elia Explains Cudas | w/Theo Von
Uploaded: 2020-04-10T16:00:28.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chris D'Elia Explains Cudas | w/Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chris D'Elia Explains Cudas | w/Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-10. Transcript available.

do you think so many people pretend like they care about shit because that's
one thing where
you don't get hung up on and i'm envious sometimes i'm like fuck the amount of
free
time that delia must have yeah sometimes and not that he's not so busy but just
said like
the free time you must have because you don't placate yeah that's a cuda bro
you know what i
mean yeah i mean you coulda dude it no you you get it he fucking knows he has
it on his back it's
about it's about a fucking uh it's about you know barracudas when they see the
fucking shiny shit
they go towards it you know if you if you're fishing you catch a barracuda you
got a bracelet
on that's your fucking ass you know because barracudas are like what a thing
and they grab
it right dude that's you can't be like that as a person you can't be like what
coachella everybody's
going let's go that's a cuda bro i'm not i'm not about that right no i i mean
maybe i miss out on
a lot of shit you know camping cuda we built all these walls yeah we figured it
out why the fuck
do you want to get away from it right why do you want to go back out you know i'm
saying so what have
there been things that were cudas in your life and you're like now you came
back to them you're like
oh fuck i mean look like uh you know we're all i always say on my podcast we're
all a little bit
cuda you know what i mean because you have to have that sort of like uh uh
thing where you're like
oh shit like uh i want to like like i have an addictive personality for sure
like that that's
like 100 and i don't do drugs and i never have and i realized that that's that's
that was like a
blessing in disguise right because i don't ever do anything i have all these
stupid rules but like
you look like a dude that would have drugs too so it definitely fits yeah yeah
in my car like kilos
yeah and uh i don't um but i don't have i i i don't i have all these stupid
rules like one of my
things like i don't do anything until i regret that i haven't done it like i
lost my virginity after
i felt like oh shit i should have had sex with that girl oh i see and i was 19
i waited a while
you know yeah but i never had that moment where i was like oh everybody did
fucking smoke weed i
wasn't involved i should have been right i never had that moment so i never i
never did it so you
kind of it's interesting then you see you don't get tempted in the book you get
do you get do you not
get tempted in the beginning or do you have this just something built in you
where you wait to have
some foresight does that make any sense no um yeah i'm not really like that i
just don't i just
if if everybody's doing a thing it makes you question yeah you question first i'm
just like
what is that what's going on it just puts me off it it's not even that i'm
questioning it i'm just
like uh right like like the number one thing about that is frats like i would
never join a frat join
right join something oh are you out of your mind join something my my
grandfather used to tell my dad
you never volunteer for anything dude that's hilarious that's hilarious and as
a kid i was
like what but now i get it dude yeah it's like that little wayne song i'm me
dude yeah get out of
here frat yeah come on have you met little wayne no
good evening good afternoon and other times thanks for watching that video you
just saw i mean it was
okay but the next video you could watch could be way better what if you watch a
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