Name: Theo Von Responds to YouTube Comments from "TPW 273: A Gun Man"
Uploaded: 2020-04-16T22:13:54.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Responds to YouTube Comments from "TPW 273: A Gun Man"' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Responds to YouTube Comments from "TPW 273: A Gun Man"' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-16. Transcript available.

What's up? Good evening, good afternoon. I wanted to read through the comments
of one of the videos.
For a long time, I've been meaning to look at a video and read the comments and
react to them in real time.
So I want to do that today with the most recentest episode of this past weekend
with Theo Vaughn number 273.
And this is with a gunman. We interviewed this gunman Sunday, yesterday, on
Easter.
And it was quite the time, and I learned a lot.
And so I'm just going to read through some of the comments, and that'll be it.
I haven't seen the comments yet on this.
So, Theo looks like a father who is going to court about the custody of his
children.
That is true. I do look like that.
Because I had on that Easter shirt, that's why, man.
I had that on that beautiful pastel upper piece, man.
Beautiful, beautiful shirt I've had for about four years and only wear probably
once a year.
Theo is dressed like the best congresswoman.
Theo is dressed like the best congresswoman in the South, and that is true.
100% man.
Shout out Pat Summitt.
That shit is, I definitely have the most savage, the most savage look for a
congresswoman right there.
You know what I'm saying?
My guest today is a man that I met at the gun store, and that's true.
That's who that man was.
Nico.
Theo looks like somebody's aunt that can't wait for the quarantine to end so TJ
Maxx can reopen.
I like it.
Joe Exotic licking his lips to listen to this interview in jail.
And true story, we were supposed to have an interview with Joe Exotic.
Audio, a phone audio interview, but he got put into quarantine because Corvid
got him.
So, we'll see what happens next.
Theo looks like one of Joe Exotic's ex-husbands.
Alright, alright.
R.I.P. Travis Maldonado, too, man.
God, cannot believe that guy shot himself in the head.
Theo looks like he's on his way to a DUI arraignment.
That's so true, bro.
Second prize, throwing that up there, man.
Oh, let me write that.
Let me say the names of the people that did this.
Daniel Stubbs, that congresswoman.
And Joseph Ackerman.
And that's it.
Let me see what else.
Yeah, I look like I'm on wet.
Yeah, if I were on a DUI arraignment and I had to wear something nice.
Because I don't keep, I don't really, you know, I don't, I'm not, I don't get
like a ton of nice stuff.
So, I like to have just a couple nice things.
What else?
I know this is a little bit egomaniacal to be just reading things about
yourself, but some of this is pretty funny.
Theo looks like a gun-toting Jehovah's Witness.
All right, that's bad.
You want the Lord?
Do you want the Lord?
Shame YouTube made Theo remove the first video.
I think it was just because they, we had an editing issue.
Theo, don't stop with these kind of guests.
This is awesome guesting.
Dude is knowledgeable in guns.
He knows a lot about guns.
That's what struck me about him.
You know, is that he knew a lot about guns.
So, you got to know that.
Theo is still waiting on his background check.
And told this guy, I'm not afraid to eat someone.
Well, I'm not, bro.
That's the truth, man.
I'd be lying to you if I said I was afraid of that kind of shit.
You know, I'm not afraid to, I'm not afraid to survive, man.
So, gang shit, man.
Somebody said, but he's, and who, sorry, who wrote that?
That was Kyla Smith.
Kayla Smith.
This guest looks like Brendan Fraser's long lost son, gang.
And that's Megan Durek.
Facts.
He really did look like him, huh?
That's great.
That's great.
Theo looks like a lesbian guidance counselor.
Thank you, actually.
That's pretty cool, actually.
Let me see.
I can totally see Theo asking out Kat at gunpoint.
Y'all wildin', bruh.
Pumpkins have said that.
Theo's into guns so much now, he's even reloading his videos.
That's great.
And that's Joe Poe, J-O-P-O.
That's hilarious.
Man, that's crafty, man.
That's crafty, dude.
What else?
Theo looks like he thinks he's going in for a job interview at a telecommunication
company.
But really, it's for the KKK?
That's hilarious.
I could see, yeah, if somebody was in the KKK and they had to be working a desk,
I could see them wearing a shirt like that.
Oh, whatever, man.
Whatever, man.
Oh, man.
Theo, what guns did I buy?
Vaughn.
That shit is hilarious, dude.
I forgot, man.
I forgot.
Because when you leave, they should let you have a picture of the gun when you
leave.
Because when you leave, you just, you don't have any, you know, you don't have
any memory of the gun.
You have a memory of the gun, but you don't have any, like, a card that says
exactly what gun you bought.
So it's like, they should, you know, it'd be cooler if they had a little
picture, like, hey, this is what you, you know, what you have.
So you could, you know, you know, just every now and then be like, oh, yeah,
this is what I'm going to get.
Uncle Theo's going to kill Crystal Lee after their Instagram battle the other
day.
Praise God, brother.
Well, look, man.
The battle against the dark arts never ends, brother.
And you know that and I know that.
So, um, Theo looks like he's going to an interview at Supercuts.
That's hilarious, dude.
Theo looks like Patrick Swayze's stunt double, whatever that is, but he only
does the homoerotic love scenes.
That's crazy, man.
Let me see what else we got here.
Cane 2024.
Yes, we Cane.
I thought that was pretty cute.
Aw, damn.
We'll finish it up right here.
This is from John Caitlyn.
Theo's going to play that one-armed lesbian in Tiger King.
The motion picture.
Oh, man, dude.
That was a lot, man.
And that's from John Caitlyn right there, dropping that frickin', that hitter.
I'll do another one, man.
Theo is dressed like my dentist.
That's true, dude.
I look like a dentist at a church.
That's what I look like, bro.
I look like a straight-up method.
I look like a method dentist.
Man.
Right on, here's one.
Theo's never had gray block pizza.
Oh, my God, bro.
Oh, my God, man.
This is crazy, man.
You guys live in an alternate universe, man.
And that's from Jack Prock.
A gentleman by the name of Jack Prock is his handle.
So, anyway, man, that's a lot.
I hope that, I mean, you can take this however you want.
I didn't mean for this to be egomaniacal.
I just, sometimes some comments are so funny and so wild that, I don't know.
I just want to read them and just laugh.
And so, I thought I would do that.
What else, man?
Not much else, dude.
Just hit an AA meeting a little bit ago.
I'm about to go on the roof and do some yoga.
I don't want to do it, but I know that I need to do it.
Not much.
Bought some coconut water today.
What else?
Today's the one-year anniversary when I went to see Dustin Poirier's fight out
there in Atlanta when he won that belt.
Man, man, damn, that was crazy.
That was crazy, man.
I can't even, just, it's just wild to see people achieve a piece of their dream,
you know, whatever that dream is.
But, anyway, I hope you guys had a happy Easter.
Such a, such a, just a different time for Easter.
You know, it's almost like, I don't know, for me, you know, I didn't want to go
back.
Back home to visit my family because my stepdad, he's older, you know, and I
just didn't know, I don't know.
I just, not scared, but I don't know if he's scared or not.
So, I don't want to, you know, it's up to him, you know, really.
So, but, you know, I think it's a nice time in any, it makes me think about
just the people that I love.
And, and so I'm going to try to spend some extra time doing that this week.
Just thinking about people that I love and, and, and what else?
Anyway, man, I'm, I'm, I'm digressing here.
But, yeah, I just wanted to, I wanted to just read through and laugh.
I thought we could use an extra laugh.
And, you know, over this past year, I haven't really felt that funny this past
year.
I felt very, I've just been just exhausted, just exhausted, man, at a level
that I didn't even know I could be exhausted at.
So, to get to laugh and, and you guys to make me laugh, that's great.
So, for me, that's really, really great.
So, thank you very much.
And, and you guys be good to yourselves.
All right, gang.
Yeah.