Name: Video Game Guns | Theo Von w/A Gun Man
Uploaded: 2020-04-17T16:00:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Video Game Guns | Theo Von w/A Gun Man' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Video Game Guns | Theo Von w/A Gun Man' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-17. Transcript available.

have you had people come in and say i want the gun that's in this game yep that's
crazy yep kids
that are just turning 21 they're like they're like they're like hey what is
what's that on
the wall i'm like oh that's a chris vector and it's a sweet decked out looking
uh little
submachine gun thing it's not actual machine guns a carbine it's semi-automatic
because
we're not getting uh yeah there you go that chris vector yeah let's see and uh
and it's like oh yeah
man i used to i used to run that thing in call of duty man i used to run that
thing in modern
warfare too wow all types of yeah or just like i mean i had a dude come in
there didn't know
anything about guns he was a you know rich guy you know he came up in a porsche
he was like i'm looking
for the revolver that dirty harry used wow in in then dirty harry i'm like all
right like the one like
you know clint eastwood used and he's like yeah that's the one i'm like all
right it's a smith
and wesson model 29 and i hand it to him but we actually had one they still
make them in commercial
production there you go 44 magnum and he was like yeah i'll take it didn't want
to know anything about
the gun just wanted it because it was in dirty harry yeah that's it so it's
just amazing to me
that someone sees it in a video game or something like oh now i gotta have this
yeah they just want
it especially if it's a game from like grand theft auto you're driving around
with that yeah yeah on
your lap man just shooting motherfuckers yeah that's just how it is do you have
you ever sold
a gun that was used in a crime or murder i wouldn't know we do get we do get
like police trade-in guns
and it's not unheard of for police departments to have to pick up guns uh this
is i mean all around
the country they they you know they pick up guns and crimes and then they uh
they pretty much clear
the crime out but they still have the firearm that they confiscated off
somebody and then they'll
they'll resell at the gun stores and the gun stores will sell it used for cheap
price it's really
really popular so there's plenty of guns out there that have i'm sure they have
some bodies on
like i got an old i got an old sks right it's a it's a i've seen it in uh i
think in call of duty
an sks i think so i don't know man it's it was it was a rifle used in in the vietnam
war a lot
the one i have was manufactured in uh in china but it's a it's a cool rifle
yeah yeah and uh it's it's
an awesome rifle it's the first gun i ever bought man when i turned 18 i bought
that thing
and and the one i got was a was a vietnam bring back so some veteran was in vietnam
probably smoked
some vietnamese dude had an sks and then took it home when he came back from
the war so who knows
what that rifle has seen you know yeah and i mean the one i got was made in
1953 so it's uh it's
definitely seen something you know that was some killing years back then it's
older than my pops
oh yeah man i mean that thing was probably like you know early early stage of vietnam
war you know and
they were used fighting i mean there's originally a russian gun the gun was was
uh invented by a russian
inventor simon off but then you know how the russians are you know they're they're
communist
so all of their designs after they kind of were like declared antiquated they
kind of just spread it
around the you know the the socialist united world and so china pretty much got
the manufacturing rights
to make these and the chinese loved them and they made them in the millions
there's millions of these
things around the world right now you have you have pictures of african tribes
yeah we see a lot of
those oh yeah extended you know earlobes the whole thing and they don't they're
not even wearing western
clothing and they have an old chinese sks over their over their shoulder that's
that's their gun
that's wild isn't it interesting like so much of that uh of the firearms uh
trade that goes on
it's unbelievable i mean whatever you think is going on commercially in the u.s
just think
under the table internationally yeah insane i mean you have countries that you
wouldn't even expect
like hk in germany massive firearms producer they sell they sold i mean i think
like 20 000 g3 rifles
to saudi arabia and then all of a sudden they have they found a bunch of these
rifles in the hands of
isis in syria or they found them in in these militia groups you know al-nusra
in syria and they
have all these g3 rifles that were just sent to saudi arabia so there's there's
actually like a lot of
international organizations that kind of track where these where these things
show up i mean there's
pictures of like the conflict in syria the civil war where they're driving a
panzer four from world
war ii a german tank you know it's like where the fuck did they get that shit
that thing weighs 25 tons
where the fuck did they get that dude they're pictures of fucking isis driving
old ford tauruses as
well oh yeah but i'm just saying there's such a there's such like a secondary
market that it's so
funny like how on the surface would be like you know no guns no guns no guns
and then if you go and
look at um how america makes money one of the ways is through selling firearms
to different countries
it's crazy firearms is a fraction of it if you think about the military
industrial complex we're talking
weapon systems i mean fighter jets missiles things that one single f-35 right
lightning 2
the pretty much our newest fifth generation multi-role jet i mean they're worth
fucking
billions of dollars just just the whole program itself and and they're sent and
they're sold to
all these countries in nato and i mean all these weapon systems just end up in
in the hands of all
types of people it's it's the weapons trade not just small arms not just right
machine guns and
rifles software too even everything everything intercontinental ballistic
missiles old submarines ships
everything everything they've the defense industry internationally and even
under the table is
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