Name: Theo Von & Jim Jefferies on The Kennedy’s
Uploaded: 2020-04-18T16:00:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von & Jim Jefferies on The Kennedy’s' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von & Jim Jefferies on The Kennedy’s' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-18. Transcript available.

it's gonna get wicked man i look i think it's all gonna end up in wwe it's all
gonna end up in the
ring doesn't it feel like that a little bit well it does because it's all a
circus now but i feel
like they were probably saying that in 1960s yeah you know they're probably
probably in the 1960s
when they were kennedy and nixon they're going this is a debate on television
yeah it's just
become a circus now that was the first time there was a televised debate and
then he shot that
family they shot that whole family kennedy's who's they whoever did it man you
know people in
dallas not the one person but they shot bobby too right they did yeah they shot
him yeah too i mean
if two of the brothers get gunned down that's the brothers get gunned that's
like the erps that
doesn't happen since the erps i don't think yeah they the kennedy's uh they're
a funny bunch they
keep trying to do the one thing that kills them yeah they keep going oh let's
go back and do that
occupation that kills us so like like the two of the brothers died and then the
dad tries to push the
third side into it and like he kills a bird in the river yeah he drives a car
off in the river and
oh yeah i know i know her her son is a comedian or her yeah her cousin is a
comedian that girl's cousin
right so this guy is it ted is it teddy or whatever yeah uh teddy bobby jr no
what are we looking for
the person who killed someone yeah markle no it wasn't uh it was um yeah i
think it was ted ted
right so ted there's a movie about it right but ted drives a car off the bridge
while he's drunk into
the river girl dies he gets out of the car just assume she's dead to that she
was living in there
for like 12 hours or something scratching the roof yeah um anyway anyway so but
they're like oh you'll
never be president now teddy and it's like why the fuck he both of his brothers
have been already shot
and killed at that point like who the fuck is going i'll do that job dad like
like it's sooner or later
i know you shouldn't give in to fear you shouldn't give into it but sooner or
later the dad must have
gone yeah okay all right like the dad by this stage he was like he was like a
vegetable he was just like
get in there run and run we're presidents but it's like fuck you dad he's
probably giving his
daughter a buzz cut gonna send her in an office man yeah do you think we'll
have a lesbian president
in our lifetime or not um in our lifetime a hot one no no no yeah i don't think
we'll have a hot
lesbian in charge of anything within our lifetime they're too busy making me do
chores for them
you know what i mean to do anything like that i'll just pay buy them houses
yeah
um uh but i i do we think i will i think will we have a gay president within my
lifetime i don't
believe so i know we've already got gay we got a gay governor in one state just
got voted in correct
we had a gay um and a lot of these dudes are being secretly gay and doing stuff
oh everybody's done
something you're telling me mike pence hasn't been in some pray the gay way of
course listening to
a fucking amy manning of course he's been in some pray the gay way thing you
can just see it
allegedly i had a thing where i got beat by two they have this they used to
have this thing downtown
these two vietnamese guys for 70 bucks would you up you know they put you in
this outfit and these
guys will fuck you up and for 70 bucks it sounds like quite the bargain why
would you pay that was
just to stop you being gay no no no this doesn't do that i don't think i mean i
didn't i i wasn't
i feel like it just give me an erection well that's what happened to me one
time i came during it
and i didn't expect that and i and i've never been gay i mean i you know like i
had
some dude pay me like maybe 40 bucks to look at his asshole once when i was a
kid but that's not
i don't know what that is that's art that's art but what happens you're a guy
with 40 bucks yeah
but but the thing was what i'm saying was i didn't expect to get like a a
feeling out of that that
was kind of that live and be up sexually you know like sometimes you don't know
where you're gonna get
a feeling that's gonna lie you really did you really did you're pulling my leg
no i'm not pulling your
leg so you paid two asian blokes to beat you up vietnamese yeah vietnamese why
well they would
fuck you up and they put you in a suit and it was kind of like a what's this
suit like kind of you
ever seen a dog bite suit pull up a dog like like okay like a like a sumo i don't
know the dog suits
right yeah but a nice one not a sumo wrestler when that one's for i know though
i know the one i've
been chased down by a dog in one of those outfits exactly like that when you
visit the military yeah
and these two guys would fucking start kicking you and beating you right okay
so what's the point of
that to get the feeling of it just made you feel like a man made you feel like
a it made something
come out of you that made you feel it made me feel strong it made me feel some
pain it made me feel
something you know right and 650 for that suit too so they had to get at least
10 before they made
their money back in that whole venture i have six or seven friends the dry
cleaning of the inside of
this yeah good evening good afternoon and other times thanks for watching that
video you just saw
i mean it was okay but the next video you could watch could be way better what
if you watch a video
right now that changes your life well you could watch this one or watch this
one watch this one watch
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