Name: Private Citizens Can Own Tanks? | Theo Von w/A Gun Man
Uploaded: 2020-04-21T16:00:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Private Citizens Can Own Tanks? | Theo Von w/A Gun Man' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Private Citizens Can Own Tanks? | Theo Von w/A Gun Man' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-21. Transcript available.

do you think any guns are unnecessary like for normal people to have or are you
just like i think
everybody should have everything everyone should should be a right what do you
think um yeah that's
tough um like you have uh in certain states and stuff given certain licensing
which apparently
isn't terribly hard to get uh you can get like an old soviet artillery gun and
there's people
private owners that own tanks with live guns in them 75 millimeter cannons uh
machine guns i don't
think anyone should be barred from owning those things but i understand the
licensing required to
have something destructive that's what the atf calls certain things there's
destructive devices
quote unquote and uh and these firearms i mean not even firearms but you have
these you have weapons
that are devastating and i i can understand the logic of like yeah maybe we
shouldn't give
you know like uh inner city crime gangs rpgs right right however i think if you're
if you're a law
like a law-abiding owner and you can use those things responsibly i don't think
there should be
limitations on what you can get especially because it's a slippery slope i mean
you can see it here in
california right but it but then also like imagine if the guy who like shoots
up the las vegas you know
right if that guy had an rpg it'd be insane yeah i mean who knows i suppose i
mean it would fire a
rocket right i mean he did he did plenty of damage with a ar-15 anyway well
supposedly an ar-15 who knows
i don't know what he i don't know what he used i think a lot of ar-15 is what
they say yeah uh
yeah so i understand the logic i don't necessarily agree with it it's kind of
tricky it's just really
tricky i don't know how i feel about it because so in addition to the bretta
what is the other piece
of gun that i bought you bought an ar-15 lower receiver yeah so what i
mentioned earlier is that
the only the only motherfuckers bro johnny little bastard the only serialized
part of that yeah there
you go that's that's called a stripped lower uh that's what i got so that's
considered a firearm
it's a piece of aluminum with holes in it okay that's a gun that's a gun right
that's considered
a gun so i had to get i had to buy this piece in order to be able to have this
yeah and the one you
the one you got cost you about 40 bucks um and then now i can build the have
the rest of it built
all the other parts trigger internal parts kits trigger group buffer tube the
upper receiver the
barrel everything you need on that gun you can order it online and have it
delivered to your house
given you have a little bit of know-how and some simple tools we'll throw it
together for you and
you'll have an ar-15 it's not it's not like a loophole what can i do with an ar-15
uh shoot
stuff okay yeah it's they're fucking sick man they're uh ar-15s are probably
the coolest rifles
you can get your hands on in my opinion in in the united states i mean they're
kind of like it's it's
like the the ford f-150 of guns you know everyone's everyone's got one right
especially in the country
but uh yeah man they're one they're the most popular rifle in the united states
uh semi-automatic
shoots a very controllable easy easy to use cartridge ar-15s have been used how
many shoots can i do at
once in this with this depends depends on the size of the magazine you have
inside of the gun but
swapping a magazine is not very hard so a standard capacity magazine throughout
the country is 30 rounds
that's what like the military uses on their ars california the limits 10 rounds
per magazine
uh but i mean they make 60 round drum magazines uh 100 round drum magazines for
them i'll probably
stick with 30 or 60 right well you'll get 10 yeah i'll do 10 yeah california
man um yeah california
yeah you got 10 yeah same thing in your pistol your pistol's supposed to hold
uh what 15 rounds in
the magazine california you get 10 that's the rule that's the rule 10 rounds
limit for whatever gun
in california i like that yeah that's the thing if you can't get it done in 10
you deserve to die i
think fair enough you know what i'm saying though like if you can't get it done
in 10 shots you
fucking you know i'm saying you've killed your you fucking shot the guy's wife
you fucking killed two
animals you fucking blew out your fucking bedroom wall knocked out never
knocked out every street
light on your block man yeah yeah at that point you need to go you're really
the at that point it's
your turn yeah you're the one really causing the most trouble at that point
right i just don't like
it because i don't like the government telling me how many rounds they think is
enough right the
police officers don't need to follow that rule the military doesn't have to i'm
not gonna go to
nevada you drive five hours away and then and they're 200 round belt fed
fucking machine guns over
there you can have that there yeah i mean with a machine gun yeah given the
licensing wow yeah but
the magazine capacity is not limited in in most states i believe california i
believe uh massachusetts
new york a few other states have magazine capacity limits colorado i think too
see it's funny because
i believe that people i believe that some semi-automatic weapons people shouldn't
have you know i believe
that people shouldn't be able to just rattle off 700 rounds right um but then
here i am buying a
semi-automatic weapon you're buying two semi-automatic weapons yeah one's a one's
a quite capable rifle and
the other one's a very well-loved and well-used semi-automatic pistol jesus
christ dude
nah man they're hey they're they're cool man i mean once you once they're once
they're all done
i'm taking you out and we're going to the range all right man take you guys too
man it'll be a good
time i just don't want to fucking shoot somebody or myself dude no man come on
dude you're not going to
go on a separate day than theo oh yeah don't we'll go the next day man don't
worry we'll leave theo
out there we'll just get him the next day man he'll be fine don't worry good
evening good afternoon
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