Name: Daniel’s Dog | Theo Von
Uploaded: 2020-04-28T16:00:24.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Daniel’s Dog | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Daniel’s Dog | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-28. Transcript available.

And when I was growing up, your boy Daniel in my neighborhood, some of you guys
know about him and some of y'all don't.
And he was the kind of dude that would, you know, he would tell you like maybe
if you were having a licorice chunk or if you were having a bit of honey, candy,
he would tell you, oh, they're poisonous, they're poisonous.
And you'd spit it out on the table and he would take it and eat it.
He was that kind of man.
He was like he would just secondhand sugar.
He didn't care.
He'd trick you out of your own sweet.
And then he would polish that batch off right in front of you.
And anyway, his father had trained.
They had a dog, this little disgruntled little dog.
And then this little, I don't know if it was like a beagle or like a damn, like
an Australian kind of beagle.
Kind of, kind of, like a, kind of an Australian kind of beagle sort of hound.
But it would, name Muscle was the dog's name.
And it would, they trained it to kind of, I guess, kind of hump or fuck dogs,
other dogs at the dog park.
So we'd go down there.
They had this kind of dog.
And it wasn't really a dog park back then when I was growing up.
It was just a lot of dogs would meet up usually to eat or look at each other.
And you'd see a dog walking by or one dog would have a, you know, a, you know,
he would, the owner would paint something on the side of him like a political
slogan or just all kind of shit like an animal meetup.
And, um, and they had their little dog, little Muscle, and this thing could
fuck, bro.
I'll be honest.
It's the only dog I've ever seen that could run up behind another dog and jump.
And it was real, it had long legs in the front, but was, uh, short legged in
the back.
And this thing could hump like a damn, like a speed bump.
This thing could hump like a fucking, like an extended cab camel.
This thing had that up, down, up, down, up, down going.
And it could run and jump up into the air and land wiener, wiener in to another
animal.
And so this little thing, it was like the damn Robin Hood of fucking really.
And you'd see it run up and just jump onto another animal.
And they had trained it to, to do sex.
So it was just baffling, man.
It was just blew my mind every time we'd go to like the little dog meetup and
they had, you know, and little Muscle would show up.
And this thing, boy, you'd see the other owners be like, oh, shit.
Here comes a little Muscle, man.
That little damn Bill Cosby out here.
This little thing, just not afraid to really sexualize other animals.
Good evening, good afternoon, and other times.
Thanks for watching that video you just saw.
I mean, it was okay.
But the next video you could watch could be way better.
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