Name: Theo Von Talks White Privilege with a Logger
Uploaded: 2020-05-06T16:00:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Talks White Privilege with a Logger' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Talks White Privilege with a Logger' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-06. Transcript available.

Hello, Theo. It's pretty interesting hearing your perspective on white
privilege. I grew up in a town of 500 North Idaho.
500 North Idaho, that's, yeah, that is pretty white. I know there's a lot of
mining up there. They're probably just mining, even looking for anyone that is
not white.
Like, you have to dig pretty deep. Thank you for calling. Onward.
So I kind of get what you're saying. It's kind of a hard topic to get into,
because I think white privilege does exist.
Yeah, no doubt. I mean, it definitely exists. I'm just saying that in my life,
I didn't get to sign up for it.
I wish they'd have passed around the sign-up sheet, because it was not a part
of my life. Onward.
But, you know, when I was on a dirt road, you know, fucking my dad was a logger.
Just white trash as fuck, you know. People are sharing roadkill or whatever
they shot that hunting season.
And logger, that's tree person. I don't know if some people think logger is
somebody that's, you know, you know, taking dumps or whatever all over.
But logger is somebody that captures trees.
And I respect loggers, but also, at the same time, pretty easy job.
You know, if you're a logger, you're hunting trees, dude.
That's easy, you know.
First of all, how hard is it?
Think about it, dude.
I could think right now, if I really thought about it, I could tell you where
there's probably about 80 trees.
I could draw, I could even probably draw them for you and draw you a sketch of
them, you know, an outline.
She'd have information.
So, not that tough of a job, but I respect it.
Onward.
Yeah, I had like seven people in my class.
One girl, she was a goddamn squatch, too.
That girl was six foot when she was ten, ready to fuck some cock, man.
Whoa.
Okay.
You got a local, you got a real cock squatch in your locality, huh?
Let's hear more about this.
Wild girl.
Wild girl.
She did it, too.
Somebody had to, you know, keep the neighborhood happy, keep the boys from stabbing
each other.
Big Carrie did it.
Big Care Bear.
Sickness, squishness, good stuff.
Anyway, I'm super stoned, but thanks for the podcast.
All right.
I appreciate the call, man.
Yeah.
You know, you had a girl named Big Carrie that was taking, you know, taking on
sex.
That's locally for, you know, to keep the neighborhood happy and to keep things
at bay.
You know, and I think there always is somebody like that.
You know, I think there always is somebody like that in every environment, you
know, in every time period.
There's some gal who's taking one for the team and sometimes taking the team
for one, you know, who is, you know, who's just, you know, comes into their
sexuality, you know, at a point maybe others aren't and really just pops off
and makes it happen for everybody locally.
And I remember catching up with a couple of those gals at different places.
We had a gal in our neighborhood.
It was a swim team.
She was big on swim team.
And she had shoulders like a damn, I mean, just like a two-legged bison,
brother.
I mean, she just had shoulders like a damn, like a fucking 5'4 French bulldog,
man.
I mean, she had shoulders like a, I mean, just like a damn, just like somebody
in a wheelchair who lived up a hill.
You know what I'm saying?
And she had shoulders like that.
And she used to set off a bunch of nuts.
She was always setting people's nuts off, setting off the men's nuts locally
and kind of taking one for the team at a certain age.
So I think we should have a time sometimes when we respect those types of
people, you know, because, because, you know, they need, sometimes you need
that.
You know, sometimes you need to take that edge off as a group, as a
neighborhood.
And maybe that's what these swingers were doing.
You know, I'm sitting here judging these people, and I would judge, and I
judged them at the time.
But, I mean, if to be 50 or 60 and, you know, and not, and be pale, and to say,
you know what, I'm going to take these thighs out and down by the, you know,
down into the Ozarks.
I'm going to take these thighs out there and set them, you know, and warm them
up.
You know, I'm going to get these capillaries going and get the blood flow going.
You know, that's pretty brave, actually.
It's a lot braver than some of the stuff that I'm doing.
So maybe I can actually learn when I think back on some of these things instead
of, you know, maybe this is where I'm learning, where I'm learning not to
really, you know, judge these swingers, you know, but that sometimes an area, a
specific area needs to just, you know, needs to let out.
And that there's just, you know, there's groups getting together just to pop
off, you know, just to blow seed and just, you know, feel that vibe.
Good evening, good afternoon, and other times.
Thanks for watching that video you just saw.
I mean, it was okay.
But the next video you could watch could be way better.
What if you watch a video right now that changes your life?
Well, you could.
Watch this one.
Or watch this one.
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