Name: RIP Chips and Salsa | Theo Von
Uploaded: 2020-05-08T16:00:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'RIP Chips and Salsa | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'RIP Chips and Salsa | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-08. Transcript available.

hey bro bro this chief calling from texas what's up chief what up chief boy and
you know this fella
probably huffing on that bag you don't get the name chief these days chief used
to be a native
american superior term if you're a captain of the native americans if you
basically this you know
chris prada jawea if you's a real you know if you that top dog in the uh in the
feather in that in that
in that feather club then you would get that name chief but more recently chief
is more of a okay
you know little gary does a lot of chief in that hey sucking on that gas bro
puffing that that goo goo
that herb baby that that weed uh huffing that nasty nasty you know he huffing
that fuck you know
mr mcgregor's gunpowder dog i'm talking about marijuana i'm talking about that
puff puff
i'm talking about that
to your brain that dope weed onward i was watching the podcast the fucking
ladies night one
whatever the fuck that was yeah it was ladies night brother onward watching
that shit just now
you said what do you think is going to go away in the near future um talking
about people getting
their temps taken shit like that right we were talking about people last on
last episode we're
talking about people getting their temperatures taken when you go to an event
you know you go
somewhere and now in the future might they might you know take your temperature
check it for snot they
might you know touch your kid's little ass or something see if it's hot see if
you bring it in a little
timothy or whatever with that hot ass because that you can't do it you can't do
that you're not going
to be able to do that as well you bring in that up temperature temp temp
sympathy it's not going to
go over well with others let's hear more brother thank you for the call uh what's
going to go away
i think you know you're not from texas like i am you know but they probably had
10 or 15
next to restaurants in louisiana what's going to go away though is chips and queso
and chips and
salsa son that shit is done homie that's not going to be on the menu no more
son unless you get it
individually it's not an appetizer no more you know what i'm saying because
what's everybody doing
they're getting the chips bring a chip to the dip putting it straight in their
mouth going back to
the chips going back to the dip putting back straight in their mouth damn you
know lean with
it rock with it huh no you can't sanitize every time you touch a chip you know
what i mean them
chips are just gonna be too salty after a while so so yeah r.i.p to r.i.p to queso
and salsa gang gang
gang bro man wow i hadn't thought about that yeah yeah you're gonna have to
each person will have
to bring a couple of their own chips from home i guess and um you know or
yeah i yeah i don't know what they're gonna do
but yeah you can't have that group you can't have that that that swimming pool
in the middle of the
table you can't have that little uh that little cheese fucking strip mall in
the little of the
table and everybody's just scooping in getting this picking up a pair of adidas
or picking up a pair
of uh you know motorola or something or get some speakers or some fucking
chinese food
that chang chop you know yeah they're not gonna have that group that little uh
that little um they're not gonna have that little where everybody's just hands
are in there just
that little bang bang bang up there with the chips
hmm that's gonna be interesting man yeah that could be one thing that could go
away
now you gotta bring a couple chips from home or something you gotta write you
know your name on a chip
you know darren you know little ricky and the little ricky got four chips you
know and darren got nine
chips darren's big ass got nine chips and hector hector over there and you know
he you know chips
running his family so he got 40 chips come on hector oh you got 40 chips bro
shoot the nine pointer papa
but yeah it's gonna be because and everybody yeah you're not gonna have be able
to have that that
meeting that meet up in the middle of the table that could be something that
could change good
evening good afternoon and other times thanks for watching that video you just
saw i mean it was okay
but the next video you could watch could be way better what if you watch a
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