Name: What Theo Von Eats
Uploaded: 2020-05-09T16:00:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What Theo Von Eats' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What Theo Von Eats' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-09. Transcript available.

what do i eat man you know i do i i i have a lot of smoothies because i don't
really like to eat
that much i get a little bored over time of eating you know i work a lot and i'm
running around a lot
out here in los angeles and so it's hard sometimes to come back home all the
time because of traffic
so you don't really get that that time to eat all the time your home-cooked
meals i like small
oranges those little oranges cuties tangerines tangelos different types what do
i like i like a
banana sometimes i like apples with peanut butter you know sometimes i get a
damn capri sun
you know outside of that i like water you know um sometimes i have me some ice
cream i'm a little
lactose intolerant so i'll hang with the sherbets but i like uh different types
of meat some brisket
some fish i like a flaky fish something white wahoo mahi mahi you know every
every now and then maybe
once every two or three weeks i'll get a little bit of sushi i'll go heavy on
the wasabi with a
lighter soy sauce that low sodium if you're still rocking high sodium soy sauce
dude that's that
like i mean that's the damn oxycodone of japan right there get the green top
okay go light sodium
now when i'm at home in louisiana i have whatever they got you know what i'm
saying i let somebody just
stick a dip of catfish in a vat of mayonnaise and just beat me in the back of
the throat with it
because i like to have them louisiana snacks um i like different vegetables i'll
eat a salad
sometimes with no dressing on it just plain i like it like that also i don't
need a lot of cheese i
like cheese but i know that if i like it a lot something's wrong you know
because then i'll just
eat cheese you know sometimes i just wish i could just have cookies with cheese
on them but you can't
have that it's not good for you you know i like avocado when i was young my
daddy used to eat avocados
you'd cut them in half take the pit out fill each half with mayonnaise and um
and eat those with a
spoon eat it out of the rind and i remember sometime i'd sneak over there by
him and he'd give me a
little mouthful of that avo mayo and that was a good time reminds me of being
young when it come to
desserts i like coconut cake i like boston cream pie i like coconut cream pie i
like a creme brulee boy
you could find me in the dessert club okay sugar busters is for motherfuckers
all right i don't mind a chocolate pudding dude you know if i gotta go cake i
usually like to go a
german chocolate um i like a king cake around the holidays that's a louisiana
tradition
and i like that uh creme brulee and i like that bread pudding any type of bread
pudding i don't
care you got raisins in it dude i'll be in it and that's what i like i
appreciate good evening good
afternoon and other times thanks for watching that video you just saw i mean it
was okay but the next
video you could watch could be way better what if you watch a video right now
that changes your life
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