Name: Theo Von and Dustin Poirier Breakdown UFC 249
Uploaded: 2020-05-12T23:26:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Dustin Poirier Breakdown UFC 249' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Dustin Poirier Breakdown UFC 249' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-12. Transcript available.

there's nothing riskier than uh than i don't think fighting for your life man
and that's what um that's what our next guest does and and uh he's one of a
kind and um he is
uh he has been the uh the interim lightweight champion and yeah we're gonna
give uh get him
on a zoom call in just a moment should i put on some uh nah cologne i thought
you're gonna say
cologne i mean that's cool curve in the back dust in the diamond poirier man
good to see you bro
good to see you too man i like that chain oh thank you very much bro that's
that old carnival chain
baby yeah buddy pick pick the animal on the wall yeah yeah i picked that chain
baby how you feeling
today good good yeah man i just uh got home about an hour or so ago and ate got
a good wrestling
practice in this morning man i'm grinding nice man uh i saw you uh the ufc
putting your tweets up and
stuff the other night during the fight uh how did it feel to be watching fights
again man it felt good
it it freaking motivated me dude it motivated me so much i uh woke up the next
day with a different
pep in my step you know i'm i want to fight and i want to i want to show the
world what i can do man
when you were watching the fights was there any part during the fights where
you're like
where without the crowd being there you're like wow that must have been totally
different or
what are some things that kind of stood out to you that were either surprising
or
even humorous even oh i was surprised at how how patient and and uh calculated
gaethje was when he
had tony hurt a few times you know i think the gaethje of old would have just
ran in uh through
kosh to the win and tried to finish him and maybe got hurt himself but he was
very composed um i'm not
sure if that had anything to do with the crowd not being there maybe he's a guy
who feeds off the crowd
you know um yeah because if the crowd's going nuts and you might just follow
their lead
yeah just angry bird in there yeah but uh you know he he had a great
performance dude showed a
lot of growth and since his last few fights and uh you know hats off to him he's
the man yeah you
called that fight i saw um what made you going into that when you're like oh i
i feel like he's got
this i just thought that tony makes a lot of mistakes and um i didn't think the
fight was
going to go to the ground i thought it was going to be a stand-up fight which
it was uh i just you
know tony's been hurt in a lot of fights he said tony actually surprising man
he's way more durable
than i thought he was wow you know because he's been dropped by pettis um lando
venata a few guys
he's been hurt by he gets hurt in almost every fight yeah but dude incredible
durability man
what a warrior what what was uh was there any moment in the fight was there any
moment in a fight where
like does a fight ever get going so good where you wish you were in it or or
the fight going so good
where you're like oh man i'm glad i'm not in that no i like that type of stuff
of course i don't want
to get my brain beat up but when fights like the gaichi tony fight is happening
that was kind of
more one-way traffic but it was a great fight yeah um during those type of
fights i just
you know i always go to sleep after watching those fights and just pray that i
get a chance to to be
in one of those type of fights and show the world you know my grit and um my
fortitude in there you
know when i watch fights like that i i just want to be part of that violence
man wow that is the total
opposite how i feel
i will tell you this though man i was very surprised uh with the charles rosa
fight with
your buddy yeah because you know charles i trained with charles and he has good
jiu-jitsu and he
completely got shut down you know like uh oh with the yeah because you guys
work with american top team
right yeah yeah and you know i've been training with charles probably since
2012 i've been rolling
with him and training alongside him wow and he does have very he does have very
high level jiu-jitsu
do you think he was just shocked do you think that he i mean i think everybody
was kind of shocked that
bryce was able to pull off that type of uh you know just i mean he turned in
almost just like a
cricket you know like i mean he was just you know he was just right there oh
dude he was sunken in
yeah i i think uh what really surprised rosa i think is is uh bryce's top
pressure just his
control on top and uh being able to continue to get charles down like that um
that was that i was
surprised man i was really surprised in that fight yeah yeah it was an exciting
night of fights well
dude i i'm so excited for you man thanks for jumping on i just wanted to kind
of touch base and
just kind of see what you were thinking after the fight man uh obviously you
really enjoyed it was
there what was the biggest surprise to you of the evening you think honestly
the biggest surprise
was was uh tony's durability because he got hit clean often and uh you know he
absorbed most of it
i believe in the final few punches that he kind of turned away and the ref
stopped it i think the
ref knew something was wrong with tony and obviously there was so great stoppage
his orbital was broken
if they would have continued to fight you know the broken orbital could cause
you to go blind and a
lot of bad things can happen if you get hit while you're you know structure
your face is broken so
great job by the ref and uh but but i was really surprised at tony's durability
man i didn't
i didn't think he was that durable at all um would you have stopped that uh
would you have stopped the
cruise cejudo fight that's tough because i thought cruise was you know building
up i thought he was
starting to and there was only a few seconds left in the round yeah and it's a
world title fight
you know man of course on this side as a fighter i want to let me go out you
know i know what i signed
up for i know what i'm walking in there to do i know the dangers yeah let me go
out all the way
so we know the fight's over um and i feel like cruise was kind of robbed of
that opportunity to
be put all the way out and uh or to get up and and continue fighting yeah you
gotta let it play out
you gotta good evening good afternoon and other times thanks for watching that
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