Name: Boston Dynamics Robot Dog “Spot” in Singapore
Uploaded: 2020-05-14T16:00:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Boston Dynamics Robot Dog “Spot” in Singapore' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Boston Dynamics Robot Dog “Spot” in Singapore' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-14. Transcript available.

Man, I'm looking at this video, they got robots in Singapore in the park.
And I don't know if you saw this thing, it's like a little electric dog.
It's like a little, you know, just a damn, it looks like a damn future.
It looks like somebody took a piece of the future and just threw it in a park.
And it goes around and tells people they're too close together.
And kind of videos, it looks like it video records also what is going on in the
park.
It lets people know if they're in a group that they need to be at least one
meter apart.
I don't know if you saw this video or not.
And it's just, it's an electronic, it's a robot.
And what I don't like about it, first of all, it doesn't have a head.
So it looks extremely, it has that whole futuristic look.
You know, every now and then on Facebook, they'll come out with something real
futuristic that just, it kind of looks like it's just to scare you.
It's like, this is what it's going to be like.
But that's in Singapore, man.
Okay.
You let that bitch loose in Baltimore, somebody, somebody, first of all, will
have that thing, will have that, somebody will have that thing fighting a pit
bull in five minutes, bro.
You let that bitch loose in Baltimore, first of all, somebody else will be
mating that thing.
Dude, my buddy Satchfield, he'll mate that thing with a damn Australian
Shepherd.
You'll have a couple little, you know, you'll have a couple of R2-D2s about six
weeks later, however long it takes to make a dog baby.
But yeah, I don't think this is the wave of the future.
I think that this is something that's kind of spooky about science.
Because in some countries, people aren't, people are going to listen to this
animal, to this robot animal.
But not here.
Dude, if that thing comes close to somebody, they're going to pull out a weapon
on it.
Dude, a couple crackheads will fucking melt that thing's leg down and sell it.
Sell the copper out of that MF-er.
So, I just think, you know, you got a unique deal here, but I don't think that
this thing is something that anybody needs to be scared of.
Not here.
Not in the U.S., man.
But it's definitely pretty fascinating.
A Boston Dynamics robot named Spot was deployed in Singapore to help police
citizens during their nationwide COVID lockdown.
Spot roams around public spaces and reminds people of social distancing rules
and is equipped with cameras and analytic tools to observe how many people are
in given space.
Breaches of Singapore's strict lockdown rules can result in fines or jail.
Yep, and that's fine.
But let me just tell you this.
You let that thing loose over there on McGee Street where I grew up, bruh,
somebody will steal that little MF-er's leg, bruh, and put that thing and use
that thing somehow in a damn Toyota Tercel.
Dude, dude, dude, somebody melt that little bastard down and make a hubcap for
a freaking 88 Camry in a heartbeat, bruh.
And that's factual.
So, in Singapore, yeah.
In Baltimore, this little MF-er will get carjacked in a heartbeat.
Good evening, good afternoon, good evening, good afternoon, and other times.
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I mean, it was okay.
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