Name: Theo Von's First Cell Phone Bill Was $7k
Uploaded: 2020-05-19T18:37:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von's First Cell Phone Bill Was $7k' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von's First Cell Phone Bill Was $7k' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-19. Transcript available.

it's interesting man i definitely could say that over my life i remember the
first cell phone bill
ever got it was for like seven thousand dollars right i didn't realize you
couldn't just use your
phone as much as you wanted i thought i got this bitch man i had a hundred
minutes dude okay
like a hundred minutes when cell phones came out it was just enough minutes to
really realize you
don't you you cannot afford a cell phone man every call you had to be like hey
it was almost
like you were in that movie where you have like there's like a timer and it's
gonna blow up or
something so it was like uh every call that came in you'd have to try and get
it remember do you
remember that you used to like write it about 50 seconds you'd be looking like
all right man we gotta
my first cell phone plan i was late to the game because i had to pay for my own
cell phone high
school was um was unlimited they had already moved into those type type plans
it was it was the benefit
of waiting but yeah i mean my grandma was always worried about her minutes uh
man she would nights
and weekends that that's what you yeah nights and weekends boy they'd be like
look man i can't call
you till after 9 p.m so if you had a friend that was in any other time zone as
a kid you was fucked you
was not friends anymore did you before cell phones uh play the collect call
game um i would i would have
collect call to go get picked up and uh yes i'd be at the y and be like it's
nick i'm done and my grandma
would come and pick me up 15 minutes later yeah man that was awesome that was
always a good move
and the movie theater game like they had to click over so how if i was gonna
have if i was gonna have a
girl call me back late at night i would say okay you know at about 9 20 i'm
gonna call a movie theater
line because they had like a 40 minute message on there and it was like now
showing this weekend at
seven uh the bodyguard starring whitney houston and kevin costner showtimes are
monday through friday
5 p.m and 7 p.m saturday matinee 2 p.m and 4 30 p.m saturday and sunday evening
5 7 and 9 p.m
then it would be like now showing in uh theater too and then it would go on to
the next movie you know
land before time wow this young dinosaur doesn't know what's going to occur
starring the voices of you know lou diamond phillips and it would just keep
going so it'd be like a 40
minute message so if you had that call waiting then you could hear someone
calling you the beep and it
wouldn't ring in your house gotcha so it'd be like all right i'm just gonna
call the movie theater in
hopes you called now sometimes your girl would fall asleep you know because
bitches be resting everybody
knows that dude if you go looking at nine bitches probably about two of them's
resting so then you just
heard the entire movie three or four times and then in my in my dreams that
night it was just the
background loop it was just just me eating popcorn you know um what was this
question what was this about
uh he was just kind of reiterating your sentiment about the student loans uh
just yeah keep dragging it
out yeah keep dragging it out that's a good but also yeah the the thing we
forget so though sometimes
that yeah we made a deal you know we did make a deal um man big companies do
get kind of fun
everybody just thinks they can fuck them but they also fuck people every chance
they get and probably
probably goes unnoticed but that doesn't mean we have to act like that right
right yeah man it's it's a
real battle god i remember oh i remember i'd send letters to verizon i was like
man fuck y'all bro
dude i remember sending pictures of me photographs of me with like this with my
hands in the air
holding my pockets out like i have no money i owed seven thousand dollars dude
so and somebody oh i remember this was the worst somebody kept calling me from
africa bro and i don't
know how they got my number i don't know how africa even got a phone at this
point like i didn't know
they had even had a phone in africa but they kept calling me and i would get
charged when i answered
it you know did you guys talk huh did you guys talk like yeah sometimes but it
was so hard to know
what was going on bro it's africa dude i mean africa is pretty wild and imagine
africa on the phone
maybe it was that you know what i'm saying yeah if africa calls bro i'm not
saying don't answer bro but
you know maybe you know just maybe don't answer every time exactly good evening
good afternoon and
other times thanks for watching that video you just saw i mean it was okay but
the next video you
could watch could be way better what if you watch a video right now that
changes your life well you
could watch this one or watch this one watch this one watch this one watch this
one ah