Name: Reaction to Chuck E. Cheese Rebranding as Pasqually’s | Theo Von w/ Brad Williams and Jeff Dye
Uploaded: 2020-05-22T16:00:36.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Reaction to Chuck E. Cheese Rebranding as Pasqually’s | Theo Von w/ Brad Williams and Jeff Dye' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Reaction to Chuck E. Cheese Rebranding as Pasqually’s | Theo Von w/ Brad Williams and Jeff Dye' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-22. Transcript available.

what do we got in the news nick anything exciting going on uh this was kind of
funny chuck e cheese
because people didn't seem to be wanting to order them on some of the food
delivery apps they changed
their branding nobody wanted crappy pizza they changed their branding to pasquale's
pizza
and trying to pretend they're like urban market huh or uh that latino what does
pasquale's mean
pasquale is actually a number another member of chuck e cheese's rap band oh
but no one knows that
i hate that i knew that you knew that yeah the animatronic rabbit i also love
that you you have
a wally and then there's the purple one and then the grimace uh not grimace
though and then there's
the no his name is munch munch when little people are smaller people when you
guys see like better
be munch characters do you guys feel like there's like a like a sense of like
you it doesn't seem
like you like do you know what i'm talking about kind of what like because you
guys get like a lot
of the same attention i feel like as like maybe snow white at disneyland or
like oh yeah
yeah oh dude like because all right when you see characters like like pasquale
or like chuck
chucky yeah do you feel like a symbiosis with them like do you feel like kind
of just go well
they all get stared at but no it was funny because like uh my job before i was
a comic is i worked
at disneyland because i grew up in southern california then that's a great way
for high
great job yeah it's great oh yeah it was great place to meet a dude i mean you're
not wrong you're
not wrong oh it is a really a homoerotic hotbed down i didn't know it oh yeah
very it's very horrible
i go to i go to disneyland all the time with my guy friends yeah and no idea
they're probably going
hey there's one of us another gay guy right there's a couple graduates yeah no
it was fun because i got a
lot i got a lot of attention from the girls that worked there because i was
like one of the only
straight dudes what'd you do worked there uh all right i i was not one of the
seven that's not uh
okay i was a bodyguard for the characters it's called being a character host
yeah you walk around
with them yeah and just like make sure well the seven dwarfs are actually
gigantic when they're in
the costume yeah they come out they're huge they're not they should actually
hire dwarfs and then make
the costumes smaller yeah they should do yes mr munch i got it right there he
is ah the current i am a
loser current incarnation of the character is called munch's make-believe band
oh it's his band
chuckie band leader helen henny mr munch jasper jowls and pasquale here's the
thing if you're going to
open a restaurant right a restaurant arcade for children why pick a rodent to
be like the man like
that's the number one thing you don't want in a kitchen oh yeah i think stuff
like chuck e cheese yeah
like what are you doing yeah yeah it's a mouse like hey chuck he's out in the
back tmz has a thing
out for chuck e cheese would you admit that nick yeah he is out for chuck and
cheese oh tmz hates
chuck e cheese every week chuck and cheese who is it your body does no your
buddy man gianni
gianna gianna hates chuck e cheese too uh he tweeted something about it was
actually kind of
funny he posted something how he hated people who were getting takeout from
chuck e cheese before this
actually happened one of his friends the next day dropped some off at his house
and a couple hours
later gianni tweeted uh chuck e cheese is better than in and out fighting well
he drove to chuck
and cheese he like filmed it with his phone you know how like all i skipped
through most of your
shit i don't know but you know how all young people like that's that's what the
new like youtuber and
tiktok is like them ranting in their car yeah like that with like quick edits
for some reason where
like just jumps from like random like that's the whole video and it's like them
just like taking a hard
take on like pineapple on pizza or something but that he did like a hard take
on how he like
chuck e cheese they should all be closed they're all creepy the food is shitty
and he did like a
whole thing but he did definitely did it before all this yeah they they go
after chuck e cheese all
the time there's always i remember they found a piece of scalp in one of the
ball pits or something
and that's what set it off that's a big deal but we used to go on dates i
remember people would do
like a mate like i remember like if your mom and somebody else's mom that had
like a cute child or
something okay they would set you up on a little date at chuck e and they would
sit you at the other
table you'd sit at one table to parents and the kids would sit at another table
like a little
double date kind of i always liked their pizza i might get pasquale's takeout
really i always thought
it was good yeah i'm not i mean it's hard to screw up pizza in my opinion maybe
it's because i was eight
that's the thing yeah bro i have no joke i have my 34th birthday at uh chuck e
cheese's in baton
ruse louisiana and i could only invite five people why why that's the rule that
was like the amount we
paid for in the package and um it was were they a little alarmed that it was 34
year old birthday
party well the funny part was it would be like if they had the birthday tables
and it was like hannah
six jonathan four theo 34. oh it was your family yeah and then the van would
come by i loved it man you
know uh it's so awesome so this is a bit i do on stage so i'm gonna try to not
do it as it's a bit
true story i went to legoland on my day off in kansas city and just me i was
like i could spend a day at
legoland i'll just check it out you know like like i do disneyland or something
i was gonna convince
one of my guy friends to come down and so i get there parking lot i felt too
weird being alone
legoland so i call my buddy derek i say hey i'll just wait in the car till you
get here he gets there
i'm 30 i think i was 35 at the time my buddy derek's like 37 or something so we
meet we go to
the front gate and they wouldn't sell us tickets to come to check to go to uh
legoland really and i
said uh what's why and they go because you have to have like a kid with you and
i said well we don't
have kids and they're like yeah but we don't just let random men walk around
respect and i was like
what do you mean they're like we have adult night twice a month and if you want
to come to adult
nights like i'm not here for adult night i'm only in town this week i want to
go to legoland wow and
they were like well and i was like why are you doing this and like well because
we don't want
you know kidnappings we you know we're trying to prevent kill i was like well
you're gonna cause
a kidnapping because i'm about to go steal the kids to get into legoland well
well also like
would i be the best kidnapper in the world like that kid would be so happy like
oh this guy's great
my dad never takes me to legoland interesting now he dropped me back off at
home no sex just fun
yeah exactly he didn't try to fuck me or anything yeah now would they let us
great now would they let
two women go go into legoland with without kids we should test it i don't know
because they were
pretty like weird what's a good point because like all right because i've kind
of a similar
story i was uh at a mall and i they they got those uh i think they're called
busy bees it's like it's
like a chuck e cheese there's tubes and ball bits and shit and i was in the
middle of the midwest
doing shows and i'm by myself i'm like you know what fuck it i can still fit in
those tubes let's
go that's right let's go to busy bees so i so i start walking in there and they
got like a and
an employee stops me and he goes like hey do you have a do you have a kid in
there and i go no i just
want to go in there and like i'm small enough to run around the tubes i go yeah
we can't oh really
we can't let you do that i'm like you know what in this case probably a good
idea just some single
white dude just walks in just like yeah i want to go run around with the kids
that's so funny does
it feel like a lot just went to the bathroom shaved and been like i'm a kid
yeah yeah why are you
hassling like oh i'm late for school yeah have you seen peepaw yeah does it
feel a lot uh you have a
shirt on that says grandpa's favorite on it does it feel a lot of times like
you because of your
size and stuff that you get to relive your childhood in some instances that yes
wow yes really that's
pretty cool think about that man that shit oh there's a there my favorite a
good one my favorite ride
is at uh knotsberry farm camp snoopy it's called huff and puff and i could
still ride that ride
my friends can't oh we can't we're too big too big look up huff and puff you'll
see why it it's a
train that you sit on oh cool and then you like you can like move the thing
back and forth and then
that controls your speed of the train oh yeah they're gonna pay you to like be
the guy there it is
oh there it is look at that i can still do that adorable oh yeah it's awesome
there's bobby lee and
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