Name: A Good Time to be Grateful | Theo Von
Uploaded: 2020-05-23T16:00:24.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Good Time to be Grateful | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Good Time to be Grateful | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-23. Transcript available.

Yo, CEO, this is Ben from Baltimore.
What a Ben from Baltimore.
In Baltimore, they got a lot of people on that methadone.
They got people smoking methadone over there.
So they got a lot of crispy wiggas out there, dog, on that methadone, bro.
Gang shit onward.
I'm on my way to work this morning now.
During this whole time, I manage a grocery store and stuff while I'm going to
school and everything.
So I've been working this whole time.
And I wanted to get your thoughts on something.
So this whole time, I thought the stimulus check shit was a big hoax.
I thought it was like one from Eddie Bravo shit, like a government-started
internet meme
to try to get the mass society to stop panicking and kind of calm down so I don't
work it and stuff.
And then one day, I'm like explaining this to everybody.
I'm like, dude, this is fake.
No one's getting a fucking stimulus check.
One day I wake up.
I got a fucking stimulus check.
So my thing is, though, is this just Trump preying on my generation and younger
generations
who don't think about the future and are very impulsive,
giving them mass amounts of money that they're going to spend immediately and
not think about it.
Man, you know, I think at some point, you just got to be grateful.
You know, you can't think everything is a conspiracy.
And look, I appreciate your call, man.
I appreciate the call.
It's a good, you know.
There's a lot of things these days that makes you wonder.
A lot of things make us wonder.
You know, is this real?
What's going on here?
What's really going on?
Is there a bigger thing that I can't see here?
I love that.
I love thinking that way.
But I don't want to think it to a level where I don't see the blessings that
are around me.
You know, you got $1,200.
You got whatever it was.
$600 to, you know, you got a check.
You have a government that gave you money.
Maybe say, hey, that's awesome.
I'm lucky to be in this country where we are able to do that.
You know, everybody didn't get it.
So, you're really, you're fortunate right there.
You know, I notice in my own neighborhood, they have, there's a gym that's near
me and, or a community center.
And they have campers outside.
All the homeless people, or a lot of them that want, that were mentally able to
not live, like, in the rain or in the park.
They put them in campers.
They came and put them all in campers.
And, you know, that's pretty incredible.
To, to, to live in a country, to live in a place where that's, where that's
something that's done.
You know, I get mad, you know, like, I try to support our government no matter
who they are.
You know, because I've, I live pretty comfortably.
You know, I live pretty comfortably.
I live in a place that has roads.
You know, I live in a place where there's clean water, clean enough that's
coming out of my faucet.
You know, I live in a place where, if I'm struggling so much, there's someone
close to me, probably a neighbor that could help.
You know, I live in a place where there's entertainment usually.
I live in a place where I can think.
I live in a place where I can still go to the grocery.
You know, I was talking to a friend of mine from Russia the other day.
She told me that her parents, you have to apply to go into the city every time
you go in.
And you, then, then whenever you get there, you can only go do the things you
had said you were going to do.
You know, the gentleman that called from Dubai, you have to, you know, I think
he said you had to fill out a form or something.
If you want to go to certain places, you can only go to the market.
Man, there's a lot, you know, it's, so maybe just say, hey.
You know, yes, the earth is flat, but this stimulus check ain't, boy.
So, I wouldn't think, you know, I don't know if, I mean, yeah, look into it,
but don't look too far into it where you don't recognize that, that you were,
that we're pretty fortunate.
You know, we're pretty fortunate, man.
You know, we just have so many blessings, man.
We have so many blessings, I feel like.
And, and, gang, bro.
Good evening, good afternoon, and other times.
Thanks for watching that video you just saw.
I mean, it was okay.
But, the next video you could watch could be way better.
What if you watch a video right now that changes your life?
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Watch this one.
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Watch this one.
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