Name: Theo Von & Bert Kreischer Remember Reality Bites Back
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von & Bert Kreischer Remember Reality Bites Back' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von & Bert Kreischer Remember Reality Bites Back' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-08. Transcript available.

this other dude i squared up against uh i i no i squared up do you remember the
story
when we were doing reality bites back right when we were doing the so you think
you can dive episode
okay i drove us all down there do you remember that yes i drove us all down
there and the
practice day the practice day that we had um and for those who don't know it
was a show on comedy
central that was it was a great great show to be on it was a lot of fun it was
a big payday it was
cool not it wasn't a big payday a big payday for back then for you though yeah
big payday for they
fucked up it was it was i'm gonna say this number is the wrong number but it
was in my memory it was
like eight thousand dollars an episode yeah and but and so all of us looked at
it and we're like
it's a 10 order episode all of us are like we're getting 80 fucking grand and
the winner gets like
quarter of a million dollars whatever or a hundred thousand dollars yeah and
then we got there the
first day and realized oh if you get kicked off you don't get a grand yeah and
it came cut through
it became cut there so only episodes you were on you got eight grand for each
episode you were on
i remember episode somebody got kicked off me you i tell this story every time
i saw red grant a week
ago really in baltimore yeah he uh i think i saw the picture he came out to my
show yeah it's really
cool it's great to see him oh i just hung out with him and donnell i did an
episode of something's
burning with him and we ended up smoking weed just bullshit oh that's awesome
um the first day
the very first day we're sitting at that mansion outside and then encino it's
me you red grant donnell
rollins on the step if i'm not mistaken and kyle cease came up and he had the
hat that said uh week
one he had a hat made out for every week week one week two week three week four
and he's with chris
fairbanks yeah and he goes and donnell goes yes son that's right you are the
week one and we all start
laughing and kyle goes i i think uh i think it's spelled differently he goes no
no son you should have
a hat that just says week and then kyle goes donnell i think it's i think it's
spelled differently
and he goes not in my neighborhood and then kyle walks away i go chris and he
just goes
he goes i think i'm next and just walked away
dude donnell was so funny bro you me you red grant got naked in the bad bathtub
with lunel
oh yeah do you remember that yeah yeah like i got full-blown naked yeah you
always did i got
full-blown naked i got full-blown naked dick against the glass and the
president lauren
correa was in at that shooting president comedy central and it's what happened
is me you and me
you and reg get a passage the next round and they go your reward is you get to
shower and bathe with
lunel and so we're like oh fuck it we don't care yeah and so we go in she's
small too i think they
gave us small body i think they gave us cocktails we were drinking before that
yeah yeah and she got us
in there yeah pull a picture of lunel i ran in her by the way i thought she
hated me i ran into her
montreal and just got fucking wasted with her and had a blast oh yeah she's fun
everybody loves her
and we got in the bathtub and lunel goes i'm taking off my drawers or whatever
oh yeah pulls her bathing
suit bottoms off and throws them out and i was like fuck it i'm in so i take
mine off red takes his off
you take yours off and then she stands up and she still got them on she had two
pairs on and we're all
in there naked praise god man those are the good old days that was a fuck think
about how long ago
that was that show was fun when year was that go back to that uh information if
you don't mind nick
uh 1994 derived from 1994 uh 2008
wow i got a special right after that 2008 2008 wow someone wait wait whoa whoa
whoa keep up who got
voted off when someone sent me uh a zip drive that has all the episodes too i
have it on a drive
someplace if either of you want that i would love to see that it was a great
that was when like look
people i think a lot of people in this business take ownership of when they
find when they feel like
they discover someone you know like like there's a lot of agents that do that i
will say without a
doubt without a doubt me and amy schumer became the biggest theo vaughn fans in
the fucking world
like i remember me and amy looking at each other and being like you were so
funny and it was effortless
you weren't even trying to be funny you were just so fucking funny i swear to
god i pay a hundred
thousand dollars to have all the footage raw footage and cut my own show of the
outtakes because
there were times where you'd leave michael leon black just like huh and we were
not crying laughing
he was like a white supremacist i felt like his way he dressed i remember we go
uh it says we were
all talking and we go so what do you hope this show gets you what do you hope
this show gets you
i'd love to get a special i'd love to get 30 minutes i'd love to get on premium
blend and we're
like what about you michael and he goes a new basement and we're like what he
goes that's the only
reason i'm doing this show i need a new basement and we're like cool yeah he
always had this white
supremacist vibe he just looked too white like bro white down a little you know
what i'm saying
he's the least white supremacist really bring up a picture of him which he does
he does look he does
have a vibe of like like like the bad guy in a harry potter movie mike leon
black that's not him
no yeah that's still lunel dude yeah he texted me last night did he yeah he
texted me last night
he was so funny yeah definitely i'll see if i can see the text he literally
just texted me last
all right he's turned my fucking phone off there he is right there he
definitely looks like he would
be giving a speech about hey you know here's the problem sorry i have here's
sorry i'm this white
women voting he looks like he doesn't blink his eyes at night look at him and
louis ck what's that
one michael and black defends louis ck oh that's kind of cool mib's a cool dude
man i love him
dude he's one of a kind for sure he really is man he's by the way he's always
been sweet like ever
since we met him he's a ball buster kind of like that's his angle of comedy but
he's always been
very sweet guy i remember we connected because both our wives are older than us
really yeah yeah and his
wife's older than him and my wife's i think me and mib are the same age and uh
and did you ever see his
tv show the state yeah oh bro oh i want to dip my balls in it that was the best
dude how great was
that it was the greatest fucking show i feel like i feel like what i'm hearing
is you don't like the
tacos no i love the tacos in fact they're the best tacos i've ever had dude
that that show was so
fucking great did you ever see a thousand pounds of pudding uh oh yeah oh dude
i could watch that
show that was one of my favorite shows that was the first time i really got
comedy wow put type in
no put type in pudding the state
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there you go that was i think it was 240 worth i'm
sorry that's a thousand
every time every time i tell stories from the figure levon and barry oh yeah oh
yeah oh yeah
oh yeah oh yeah it's that time oh you know it's that time i'm levon and i'm barry
sagittarius and it's
time it's time for 240 dollars worth of pudding worth of pudding oh yeah mr boucher
come on in here and let's get a shout of this
by the way they were like 18 and 19. we had the 240. we had to have the pudding
oh yeah
they were kids man we could have bought a hundred dollars worth of pudding and
that would have been
a lot of pudding oh yeah that's thomas levin we had to go all the way maybe all
the way home uh-huh
with 240 dollars with the pudding for worth of pudding oh yeah now i know what
you're thinking
marion levon where did you get 240 dollars
oh yeah
don't worry you're pretty little hit about it baby it ain't your concern
now if you excuse me i gotta whisper some sweet nothings of this pudding i'll
just be over here
my mind's in my own they were children oh baby you know you got it going on
this is like the silliest
shit yes silly we were in college we were in college smoking weed watching this
and die laughing
we used to go to parties and go yeah we did like here's i want to dip my balls
in it no i don't
want it i can't i can't does anyone have some orange juice i've got some orange
juice i want to dip
my balls in it that guy kemarino good afternoon and other times thanks for
watching that video you
just saw i mean it was okay but the next video you could watch could be way
better what if you watch
a video right now that changes your life well you could watch this one or watch
this one watch this one
watch this one watch this one watch this one ah